[Ever notice that where you find war, you find fundies?]
So where are the "fundies" in Israel, Jordan, Iran, and Syria where there is always war? So another false statement. Atheists never tell the whole truth.
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even for Carico, this is out there... is it possible that Carico is actually f5rom a parallel universe, somehow accidentally channelled to this universe via CARM?
Seriously, is there any other possible explanation for her naivety and ignorance? I simply don't believe that any human from Earth could have such a sound concept of language and writing, yet lack any sort of coherent grasp on reality
Fundamentalists can be christian, judaic, islamic, hindi, etc. As such, the statement is true and Carico loses again!
Let's see, Carico. There are the Jewish zealots, who want no truck or trade with the Muslims. These people believe in some sort of Israeli "manifest destiny."
Then you have your Muslim fundies, who, like most rabid religionists, believe that anyone who is not with them is against them, and are therefore valid targets.
Then you have your christian nutjobs, who see fomenting a middle east war as "hurrying up" the "rapture".
Is that enough fundyism for you, Carico, my little munchkin?
On a side note, and purely in a mocking manner, I think Carico could be cured by a series of earth-shaking orgasms. I think it would greatly improve her outlook on life.
No offense, sweets, but your busset seems to be in an awful bunch.
Fundies in Israel?, I think some of the guys with long beard and wearing in black, keen on making life miserable to all inhabitants in Israel, close to those Palestinians who blow themselves in pieces. About Jordan and Syria and Iran?, well, Carico, I don´t know in which alternative bizarro universe you´re living, but the one who is simply not telling any truth at all is YOU.
Oh there's Christian fundies in Jerusalem lady! Bucketloads of them!
Patty-poo wasn't going to spend 50 million bucks on "Jesus World" if it was going to go the way of Euro-Disney...
Iraq - she didn't mention Iraq, does she actually think there's fundies in Iraq?
(and yes patently aware she has no idea of religious zealotry)
The original question was stupid - the Sandinistas and the Marxist rebels in Columbia come to mind - but Carico's answer was, as usual, even dumber. I suspect she took "fundies" to mean Christian fundies.
Carico and Casey Powell are either the same person... or they were born, raised, and educated in the same place. The things they say on CARM.org are just... well, I'll just say that it bothers me to know that they could be the person in the car next to me when I am driving to work.
I live in Israel (kid u not), and those devastated ruins that were once buses/stores/kiosks/cars etc. are the direct result of fundies. Also, the guys walking around in the kippas with black robes and long curly beards are also fundies.
You need to be shot, Carico.
"So where are the 'fundies' in Israel, Jordan, Iran, and Syria where there is always war?" Killing each other off, that is why they are always at war, unfortunately they never seem to run out of "fundies"! There seems to be an endless supply of "my God is better than your God" types willing to kill in the name of their Lord.
@Eric the Blue
whitewater: Where are we going to find someone to volunteer to give her those orgasms?
Jesus will take care of it!
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Carico, whatever you're on, can I get the name of your dealer? That must be some good shit!
Iran and Syria: RUN by fundamentalists.
Jordan: More moderate than the other two but with a string fundamentalst streak through the majority of the society.
Israel: Pretty much fundamentalist throughout. They got a moderate Prime Minister and he was assassinated by what?
Yes, a fundamentalist.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this one, because I would've sprayed it all over my newly-Windexed monitor.
Carico and reality don't have even a nodding acquaintance. That's really sort of terrifying.
And, for anybody who doesn't already know (which, at this point, probably includes only Carico and three gerbils), fundies come in all sorts of flavors, not just Christian.
Are you serious? Are you going to tell me that Iran, of all places, doesn't have, and actively endorse, religious fundamentalism? Try reading Sam Harris' "The End of Faith."
Not all Christians are fundies.
Not all fundies are Christian.
Hard to grasp, I know. Do try to keep up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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