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Don’t forget, it’s the “progressive” church that is going to be the leading voice against Bible-believing Christians.

Don’t think Jesus was talking about “social justice”? YOU’RE AN EXTREMIST.

Think the Bible really means what it says, and is not simply “allegorical”? YOU’RE AN EXTREMIST.

Think the Bible actually views homosexuality as a sin because you read the Authorized Version and not some new, friendlier translation? YOU’RE AN EXTREMIST.

Think that ecumenicism is a fraud of Satan to get you to water down your beliefs and God’s word? YOU’RE AN EXTREMIST.

Think you’re not going to be a target by the forces of Satan that are now in control of most of the “Christian” world? FAT CHANCE!

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