Gay? Vegetarian? You're not Natural!
Humans are the top of the food chain. We are omnivorous and designed by nature to be male or female in gender so as we can reproduce and create more humans and, there-by, propogate the species.
EVERYTHING else is a scientific or biological abnormality, period.
Any questions?
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Whoever says humans top the food chain are fooling themselves. It's an arrogant notion just like putting humans over all other species on Earth.
Of course I have a question.
@Prager
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Any questions?
"Uh, Queeksdraw, I dont thin' all humans are straight meat eaters..."
Alright, this one just sucks.
Gay? Vegetarian? You're not Natural!
Humans are the top of the food chain.
Any questions?
You are only the top of the food chain (Barely )At the momment. Let's see what happens when we drop you (and your family and buds) in the wilds of Africa.
Oh Wow! The lions are eatting Caucasion tonight!
And Look. Theres a faggot bushman eatting some roots and laughing his ass off!
You've obviously never heard of humans being eaten by bears, tigers, lions, etc. We're not top of the food chain.
Also, because we're omnivorous, we can survive just as well on only plant matter, as long as we have protein sources. In modern society, it's quite easy to get the necessary protein from plant matter, too, from legumes. So we don't need to eat meat to survive. And given that we have the option, and that modern farming practices are insanely cruel, the only option for someone who cares about animals is to raise their own meat, which isn't practical; buy from local farmers who use humane practices, which isn't always possible; or refrain from eating meat altogether. Honestly, being vegetarian is more natural than the way we as a society treat livestock.
As for being gay, homosexuality does occur in other species than human. Since other animals are often more focused on the survival of the species than on personal happiness, it wouldn't make sense for non-human animals to ever be homosexual. That would detract from their main goal: to reproduce and contribute to the survival of the species. The fact that some animals are homosexual anyway suggests that it's a perfectly natural occurrence. If it's naturally occurring in non-human species, that must mean it's naturally occurring in humans, too.
"whathehell
this is probably the first time i've ever heard someone equate vegetarianism with homosexuality. "
oh, come on, never heard some real hunk'a'he-man saying:"i ain't eatin' no veggibles, thems fer sissies and bunny-rabbits!!" equating vegetables with women, and bloody red meat with manliness (and not the good kind, either). it's an implicit attack on the masculinity (viz, sexual preference) of the vegetarian...
if indeed it's your first time hearing this, you are a lucky stiff cos that thur be sum purdy stupid stuff... 'scuse me, that's 198proof idiocy
on an unrelated note, i used to watch quickdraw when i was a kid, and only now do i realize the obvious drug use reference in his alter ego's name!! geez, kids are innocent!
edit: ahem, "obvious drug reference":unfortunate evolution of slang
First, we´re not on the top of the food chain. And second, people didn´t start to incorporate red meat until the last 15,000 years AT BEST.
lions, tigers and bears, as well as sharks, piranha and possibly rats and a large boa constrictor would like to meet you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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