[The topic is "Will watching Brokeback Mountain make you gay"]
You know,poeople want to do something different (not all people,ofcourse) but thay are affraid to try. And when thay see two guys kissing and ***** and other on big screen ,they are not affraid like before. Now,thay have courage to try
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Some more great potential thread topics:
* Will watching "Helter Skelter" make you a homicidal maniac?
* Will watching "The Sting" make you a gambler or a con man?
* Will watching "The Omen" make you the antichrist?
* Will watching "Star Wars" make you a Jedi?
* Will watching "Jaws" make you a shark?
* Will watching "Rocky and Bullwinkle" make you a cartoon animal?
* Will watching "The Incredibles" or "Fantastic Four" or "The Hulk" or "The X-Men" or "Spider-Man" or "Superman" cause you to develop super powers? (I keep hoping, and I already have the courage to try, but it doesn't seem to have worked yet.)
And finally, we have:
* Will watching "Brokeback Mountain" make you a cowboy? (Ewww, gross!)
~David D.G.
David - the Sting almost worked with me!
and, frankly, seeing Heath and Jake make out might give some poor kids the courage to come out, and frankly, that's a GOOD thing!
So long as they don't become cowboys, too.
Well David D.G., watching Army of Darkness made me travel back in time and take on hoardes of undead zombies using only a chainsaw arm and a boomstick. Groovey.
Also, why do these fundie screwheads keep getting themselves so worked up about a gay cowboy movie? They act like it's the only movie to ever show gay guys in it. And why don't you see them complaining about movies that glorify other supposed sins?
Yes, watching the movie will turn you gay! Why, watching The Beverly Hillbillies made me into a uncivilized hick, but then I watched Sex and the City and turned into a sexy Manhattan socialite. :P
Jasna88: Not only will it make you gay; actually, even talking about that movie will make you gay. So, I'm sorry for you (or not) but you are already gay. Prepare for eternal punishment in hell. I just can give you an advice: as you are already condemned, the best you can do is having all the sex you can in this life (gay sex, of course). Hurry on, time is running.
yes, it will make you gay! wait until this one comes out link and go see that instead
maybe they'll fall for it and leave the real movie alone. not likely though...
So, Jasna88, the only reason you're not hooking up with that hunky guy is because you're afraid? And you won't see Brokeback because you think it might give you courage to try?
Face it, if watching a movie makes you want a gay relationship, you're gay.
Newsflash. If they just needed to see two people kissing and fucking on screen to give them the courage to be gay...they already were gay.
[EDIT] Dammit, it's GigaGuess that wrote this.
It's true! After I watched the Mad Max films, I started dressing all in leather and jury-rigging flamethrowers and miniguns to my car. Then I watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy and became a badass wizard/man/elf/man/hobbit/dwarf/hobbit/hobbit/hobbit.
Recently, I've started watching Game of Thrones...
In my experience, this is totally plausible!
Ever since I watched Indiana Jones, I take a whip with me at any time. When I watched Memento, I started to suffer retrograde amnesia, although this was fortunately fixed by watching Sherlock. Ever since I watched Highlander, I frequently end up duelling to the death by decapitation, and Dragonheart turned me into a dragon.
I've seen all the Hannibal Lecter-related films & the three TV series; also the film "Alive".
I'm not even remotely interested in eating people , so there's your entire argument destroyed. NEXT!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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