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Hallelujah. Praise Lord Jesus Christ, for He has implanted a divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs years ago for reining me in a good way, and more precisely Jesus simply wants to protect me and keeps me away from gruesome death all the time and always.

This divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago is the best ever gift I’ve received from Jesus.

This bomb keeps me away from gruesome death. This bomb is still in my lungs now. Jesus told me He definitely and absolutely never removes this bomb out of my lungs.

On this day of your life, Peter, we believe God wants you to know … that you are asked for very little, – just the totality of your being.

God demands the totality of your being. That you invest all of yourSelf into celebrating the glory and the preciousness of being alive right now, no holding back and saving for later.

The divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago keeps me away from a deadly trap she and her gay buddies have set up for me to go in, an evil scheme to seduce me with a gigantic penis and 8-packs in the name of having wild sex, drugging me into coma, tying me with ropes, stripping me off naked, taking turns anally raping me all day and all night long, ferociously castrating off my balls and penis, enjoying seeing my gruesome bleeding death, videotaping my gruesome death so that they can enjoy seeing my gruesome death over and over again, burning my body into a blackened corpse, feeding my blackened body to animals, burying my blackened body in the mountains. But sadly, the divine bomb keeps me away from her evil scheme.

She really doesn’t know me. Really. How ironically. So many years. She really doesn’t know me. Anyway, whatever. I don’t care. Who cares? Jesus is Judge. We’ll see. ????????,???????,?????????,????????,?????,??????,

I love this divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago.

I do feel so sweet and so being loved by Jesus, my Emperor and God and Father.

I wanna say thank you so much to Lord Jesus Christ from very bottom of my heart.

Hallelujah, praise Lord Jesus Christ, for He always saves my ass whenever I am in life-threatening danger. He is my Father.

Everything Jesus did and does to me is always so touching. This divine pneumonia time bomb makes me wanna cry in front of my laptop now. I am so deeply touched in Feb. 10, 2012 by this divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus. And, I am so deeply touched and I’m gotta be so deeply touched for eternity, indeed.

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