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I’m grinning now in front of my laptop, because I’m gotta love my role play game in my eternal life in the New Millennium Era reigned by Jesus. Monday, I’m Jesus’ beloved Bella Boy, always licking, kissing His immortal lips with tongues intertwining deeply spinning and rotating slowly and sweetly all day long and all night long, relentlessly. But, Tuesday, I’m gotta be an hot, sexy, gorgeous, sweet husband to my beloved Scarlett Johansson. I’m gotta be a very beautiful sex machine for her. And, I’m gotta be her only superman. I’m gotta hug her tight all day long. Jesus and she take turns to be my lovers. Oh, baby, I’m gotta be the happiest ever the truly real immortal Alexander the Great, but Jesus is my Emperor. I’m just a little immortal king in Jesus’ Empire.
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And, what am I gotta call my newlywed wife in the New Millennium Era when we have wild sex on the bed? I’m gotta call her my lovely gorgeous B-2 Bomber, or simply my Bomber, or my Mega-Ton, because she has a pair of very gorgeous big white boos, which is my beloved “mega-ton nuclear warheads”. And, their target is me, more precisely my face. While conducting wild sex on the bed and I’m on the “Bottom”, I want her to relentlessly bomb me with her “mega-ton nuclear warheads”, her big white boos. My newlywed wife’s nickname for me to call her when having sex is my Bomber, or my lovely Mega-Ton or simply M.G.T. I’m gotta be sweetly slammed into complete dizziness by her “mega-ton nuke warheads”, so sweet and gorgeous. And, she’s my beloved bomber or mega-tons. I want her to drop her mega-ton nuke bombs, her big white boos, on my face and slam my face with her mega-tons backward and forward. And, that’s gotta be the sweetest and hottest bombardment I’m gotta have in the New Millennium.

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Jesus is STD-FREE. Jesus is HIV-negative. Jesus is a virgin. Oh, baby. I’m gotta love Him and kiss Him for eternity. I wanna massage His immortal big chest and 8-packs with my Twister Tongue licking at a lightning speed. I can be the excellent Service Boy with the Tongue, and also the hottest Tongue Boy, the Massage Boy. But, I only have one client, one customer, one guest, that is, Lord Jesus Christ, in our sharing eternal life whenever He comes to hang out with me in my own mansion He gives to me. Jesus is my Darling, solely, only, and always for eternity.

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By the way, IF we wanna talk about the anal sex, I’m absolutely and definitely and always a virgin boy. I have a virgin ass without being penetrated by any earthly man with 6-packs and a gigantic penis. I’m a good holy boy with a virgin ass. And, tell all of you a secret. Someone loved my ass, but this someone was a SHE, not a HE. She loved my ass, and when we had sex, she always loved grabbing my ass, because she deemed my ass was so adorable and cute and sexy and TIGHT. My earthly ass was really really really tight when I was in my early 20’s. I miss my tight ass so much. But, anyway, I’m gotta have a very extremely hot and gorgeous immortal ass with IMMORTAL TIGHTNESS very soon in the Church Rapture. I’m gotta love my immortal ass so much for eternity. And, only Jesus can grab my ass in my eternal life.

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I have a very extremely psychotic Electra complex. And, I’ve found Jesus as my Super Sugar Daddy. Jesus and I already make a deal. He owns my body. And, Jesus is really hot, gorgeous, young, muscular, tight, in His glorious Immortal Body. No wrinkles. And, the real ultra-richest one. And, Jesus is so qualified as my Super Sugar Daddy. He absolutely can eat me if He wants. I’m gotta put myself on a silver platter and dedicate myself to Him in the first night of our wedding. I’m the little hottest, wildest immortal cat boy that belongs to Jesus, and He can do anything He wants when we’re really on the bed just in case He wanna eat me. I have an immortal Twister Tongue.

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Jesus told me He killed Lu in 1996, just because of jealousy. I was so heart-broken at that week. But now, I feel so sweet, just because Jesus told me He was so jealous in 1996 at that time. So, He simply claimed Lu’s life and killed Lu suddenly at that night, a sudden heart attack. Lu was 18 when killed in 1996, and I was so heart-broken, crying all night long, a whole night crying. But now, I feel sweet indeed, just because Jesus killed Lu and Jesus tells me He was jealous in 1996, so He killed Lu with a sudden heart attack. In 2012, I feel sweet now. Jesus told me He was jealous in 1996. I’m sweetly grinning now in front of my laptop because Jesus told me He killed Lu in 1996, just because He was jealous that Lu and I were too close in 1996.
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You know what? Today, I know one thing, that is, Jesus loves me very very very much. I can feel it. I do. Jesus is gotta be my immortal “Alexander the Great” very soon. And, I’m gotta be His privately-owned immortal “Hephaestion” for eternity. In 1996, I was so heart-broken crying for a whole night for Lu’s sudden death. But now in 2012, I’m sweetly grinning for Lu’s death, just because Jesus tells me He was jealous in 1996. And, He killed Lu because Lu and I were too close in 1996. Lu and I were just very close buddies. We didn’t do anything, no sex, no kissing, and Jesus was jealous and killed Lu in 1996. I was so heart-broken in 1996, but I am grinning so sweetly in 2012, because Jesus tells me He was jealous in 1996. In 2012, I’m happy for Lu’s death.
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I can’t believe this message. I’m grinning so sweetly now. Jesus was jealous for me and Jesus killed Lu for me. I’m grinning sweetly now in 2012. Jesus is gotta be my immortal “Alexander the Great”. And, I’m gotta be His immortal “Hephaestion” very soon. I love Jesus so much very much. And, I know Jesus loves me very very very very very very much.

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Do you know why I love Twilight? Because I’m Bella. I’m 100% Bella. Bella is I. Her mind and her loyalty is my mind and my loyalty. My lover doesn’t have to be 6 or 8 packs with a gigantic penis. I’m a very extremely Bella Boy. I’m Bella. I’m very extremely Bella-like. Only one exception, I’m a Christian and she is an atheist. The way Bella talks is my way when talking. The way Bella thinks and ponders in her mind is my way when go thinking and pondering. I’m Peter the Bella. When I see Bella, I see me, I see myself. This is the key crucial and the only reason why I love Twilight series.

The way Bella loves Edward is my way I love Jesus, unconditionally and irrevocably. All I want is I can sink and squeeze my immortal head into and on His big Chest and on His Shoulder in my eternal life. I wanna hear Jesus’ Heart Beat when my ear is stuck on His big Chest. I wanna feel Jesus’ body temperature when being hugged tight in Jesus’ Arms. I wanna hold tight His Hand walking, chatting, talking, laughing on the beach on the earth with the sunset, the sky and clouds radiating in orange glory as the background, just Jesus and I, both smiling and hands holding tight with each other. I wanna dine and eat breakfast with Jesus every day. I wanna see Him face to face. And when He is occupied by other His beloved saints, I can wait.

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My conclusion. I don’t need any gigantic penis and 8-packs. All I need now is my own immortal body that can fly. I wanna meet Jesus in the air. And, in the New Millennium, I can ask Jesus to go naked swimming with me in an island in the Pacific. I really would rather peek Jesus’ immortal gorgeous penis bumping and jumping just like a very extremely gorgeous pendulum swinging backward and forward in a really fast way when we both go naked playing volleyball on pearl-white sands of beach. I don’t need a huge jumbo walking HIV in human form with 8-packs and a gigantic penis, earthly and fast aging and dirty and deadly and very poor and very stupid. Bear in mind. I’m an extraordinarily smart Bella Boy, and I’ve found my Edward, Lord Jesus. I’m taken. So, any earthly Jacob with 8-packs and a gigantic penis is simply just a huge jumbo walking HIV in human form to me. Don’t bother me and get lost.

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Jesus is immortal white, which means He must be very extremely gorgeous and, of course, yummy and tasty when eating Him, and He is the Creator of mandarin, my real Ancestor and Origin. Oh, baby, right now, I am on the peak, on the climax, on the pinnacle, of love towards Jesus. Now, absolutely, on the ultimate peak, climax and pinnacle. I’m gotta strip Jesus’ clothes off, just shirtless, not completely naked, whenever He hangs out with me in my own mansion He gives to me. I’m gotta be so speechless and joyfully stunned and submerge myself into His ultimate beauty of His immortal white skin plus a little bit sun-tan, a perfect mix, my ultimately favorite skin color, and all immortal, and His big chest and immortal 8-packs. My Sugar Daddy and Darling.

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Simply put and defined. Lord Jesus Christ is my Husband, Boyfriend, Honey, Sweetheart, Darling, Super Sugar Daddy, Emperor. I’m His son and bride and an immortal concubine that always stays calm and cool when witnessing my Husband kissing another saint. I do promise I will never be hysterically crying and weeping and slamming another saint’s immortal face, just because Jesus kisses him or her in a long, sweet French kiss in front of my eyes. Oh, baby, that gotta be a great challenge for me to handle and deal with in my eternal life. Well, that’s just the only problem I might face in my eternal life with my Jesus, my Boyfriend and Husband. I must share my Jesus with other saints. I can do it.

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believe me, i learn Jesus is Emperor in a very terrifying and bloody way. No matter who you are, rich or poor, the last thing mankind wanna do is to violate Jesus’ Doctrines and upset Jesus, for Jesus is Emperor with absolute authority and power. In Heaven and on the earth, or anywhere, the last thing mankind wanna do is to upset Jesus and violate Jesus’ Doctrines. I learn Jesus is my Emperor in a very bloody and terrifying way, massive blood spitting with high fever for days, ending up crying repenting for mercy and heal in church service. Jesus is Emperor. I learn this in a very bloody and terrifying way in 2005.

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This day, I’m gotta smash and shatter all the pillars in the deep bunkers, flattening and crumpling all the bunkers. Oh, baby, this gotta takes a whole day.

After finishing this task, I’m gotta fly back to my new home city, the new Capital City of the whole world, Jerusalem.

And, of course, I’m gotta take a shower or even a bath, wiping out all the stink smells relating to those deep bunkers.

And, I’m gotta lock my sword in the basement of my mansion. Lord Jesus Christ is going to give every single Christian a mansion as reward.

And, I’m gotta lock the door of the basement in my mansion. I don’t need my sword anymore after executing those brazen banking cartels. I need no more sword.

I wanna see every single drop of blood of my own kind, both Chinese and Taiwanese, to be paid back.

IF I can be the executioner, the better. I’m gotta be the most horrifying invisible thing ever.

This is my secret biography, the title,

I Am “The Thing”.

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Compared to Jesus, Satan is simply a chained, ferocious dog that cannot bite me, but only can bluff me. The real most horrifying Entity is Jesus Himself. Believe me. Through blood and tear, I learn this concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor and I shall never disobey Him. I’m Jesus’ darling, but I’m still His humble servant.
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And tell you all what my immortal plan is, that is, once I’m immortally in Heaven, Jesus is gotta be my immortal gorgeous white “Alexander the Great”. And, I’m gotta be Jesus’ “Hephaestion”, an immortal “Hephaestion” concubine with an ass of immortal tightness. We both can go naked swimming, naked diving, naked sun-bathing, naked playing volleyball, doing everything just all naked in the Pacific island, a private island, just Jesus and I, a 2-guy world. I’m gotta be the sweetest, immortal ice-cream boy that always melts down in the arms of Jesus on His shirtless and white and sun-tan Big Chest when we hang out in the island in the Pacific. I’m Jesus’ Massage Boy, too.

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The “Embryo”, my new-fully integrated technique.


There’re gotta be 3 core techniques I must master when slashing with sword.

1. Slash at a lightning speed.

IF I do really get appointed as an executioner when I’m in Heaven, then I’m gotta devote all my 7 years to sharpen my own slashing techniques. And, I’m gotta have an angel tutor to teach me how to use sword proficiently.

You know what? When I’m in Heaven, I can talk with Lord Jesus Christ, my Emperor and Father, face to face. I’m gotta beg Lord Jesus Christ very earnestly. I mean it. I’m gotta bow down under Lord Jesus Christ’s knees and throne, crying, weeping, begging Him to appoint me as an executioner when I’m in Heaven. And, that’s my honor for carrying out this assigned task for Lord Jesus Christ and my honor to do and revenge, the only thing I can do for my own kind, the Han People, both Chinese and Taiwanese, the main target for the Rothschilds’ evil depopulation scheme to completely obliterate. I want every single drop of blood of my own kind to be paid back in my hand with my sword.

And, I’ve set up my own schedule on learning how to slash with sword.

The first year is my year for the technique on slashing at a lightning speed. During the first year when I’m in Heaven, I’m gotta be focus on learning hard about how to slash at a lightning speed. This is the first technique I must master, and I give myself a whole year to learn hard. By the end of the first year when I’m in Heaven, I should have already mastered this technique, slashing with sword at a lightning speed.

2. The second year when I’m in Heaven, I’m gotta learn hard and sharpen this second technique, slashing with sword at will in a fully controllable force unleashed, in which I can slash and inflict whatever long, short, hard, slight, deep, or shallow cuts on my earthly enemies, the banking cartels and their servants.

And, by the end of the second year when I’m in Heaven, I should already have mastered this second technique, slashing with sword at will in a fully controllable force unleashed.

3. The third year is for my third technique, that is, 100% precision slashing with sword. I must achieve this technique in order to pinpoint the aim, such as the finger’s joints, which is just a tiny spot on men or women’s hand. So, I must fully master at 100% precision slashing with sword. And, by the end of the third year when I’m in Heaven, I should already have mastered this technique, my third technique, 100% precision slashing with sword.

4. O.k., baby, here comes the fourth technique I must also master, and this fourth technique is the most difficult and hardest one, because I must put all the three techniques I’ve learned and mastered in a fully integrated fashion. I want to put those 3 techniques into a fully integrated technique, 3 become 1. Why?

On every single slash I unleash to cut my earthly enemies, I want to slash them at a lightning speed, at a fully controllable force unleashed, at 100% precision, all at the same time.

Because on Day 1, I just simply wanna cut off fingers, and when I’m cutting off fingers, I must pinpoint at the finger’s joints, a tiny spot on human’s hand, which means I must have the technique of 100% precision on slashing with sword.

And, when I’m cutting off fingers, people are always moving or doing something, or on the move. They won’t stand still or sit still for me to cut off their fingers. So, I must have the technique of slashing with sword at a lightning speed just at that exact second, the exact moment.

And, when I’m cutting off fingers, I must also fully and completely control the force unleashed when slashing. I just wanna cut off their fingers, not their whole arm or hand, or even cut them into half pieces. So, when cutting off fingers, I must have the technique of slashing with sword at will in a fully controllable force unleashed.

In other words, and my conclusion, that is, when cutting off fingers, I must have all 3 techniques of slashing with sword at a lightning speed, slashing with sword at will in a fully controllable force unleashed, slashing with sword in a 100% precision manner. All 3 techniques must be utilized at the same time, at every single slash I unleash to cut my enemies’ finger joints. So, I must fully integrate those 3 techniques I’ve learned and mastered in the first 3 years when I’m in Heaven. I must fully and completely integrate those 3 core techniques into a fully and completely integrated fashion, 3 become 1.

And, this is gotta be the integrated technique. 3 become 1. I wanna name this specific and integrated technique, the “Embryo”, because it’s just like a sperm and an egg meet and develop into an embryo, so integrated, so interlocked. And, this time, too, I’m gotta fully and completely integrate all 3 core techniques I’ve learned and mastered during the first 3 years when I’m in Heaven into a fully and completely integrated technique, the “Embryo”. This is why I name my new integrated technique.

And, I wanna spend the fourth, fifth, sixth, all 3 years, to relentlessly and endlessly sharpen this new integrated technique into a fully and completely controllable fashion, so that I can slash with sword in a perfect manner to create the outcome I exactly and desperately want, such as a cut-off finger, a crack on their belly to let intestines run out of the crack, a disfigured face covered with non-fatal cuts.

So, I’m gotta be so loving this new integrated technique, and I’m gotta name it, the “Embryo”.

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A great bonus to grasp English for me is to be so capable of grasping the meanings of words spitted and articulated out of those brazen, racist banking cartels’ mouths. So, I can fully enjoy submerging myself into their ultimate horror and fear that I’m gotta set up and create for those racist, brazen banking cartels at the end of the End Times. Oh, baby, I’m gotta be so loving their horrified screaming over and over again, echoing around me and around the entire deep underground bunkers. I know English and I speak American English very fluently. Oh, baby, here I am. The Hottest Ever, Immortal Boy. And, I’m the director, and those people hiding in their deep underground bunkers, bosses and servants, are all my lovely actors and actresses. Oh, baby, wait for me. I’ll be coming very soon. I’m gotta give all of you a very striking reality horror show, lasting only 6 days.

And, you know what? my expertise is the American English listening comprehension and ESL grammar comprehension. So, I can fully enjoy grasping what words and expressions being articulated and spitted out of their mouths, the brazen banking cartels’ mouths, during the “6-Days” slaughtering campaign set up by me, the hottest immortal boy with wide-open grinning and crescent-like smiling eyes. All of those brazen racists speak American English. And, American English is my major and expertise, especially the American English listening comprehension. So, I can fully grasp the meanings of words those racist banking cartels’ earthly mouths spit out.

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Day 4, the “Sausages and Hot Dogs” Day.

I’m gotta kill all the banking cartels.

How am I gotta kill them?

I’m gotta slash every single one’s belly’s surface, not too hard and not too firm, just slightly and lightly, at a lightning speed. I wanna make a long, narrow crack on each one’s belly’s surface. A crack, a long, narrow cut, just so capable of letting all the intestines to run out of their big belly, just like Niagara Fall’s water running down to the bottom, most of their intestines running out of their big bully. And, of course, bleeding so bad, and no medical teams, because I already killed all the servants at the Day 3, the “Spaghetti and Ketchup” Day.

And then, when most of the intestines running out and falling down on the ground, I’m gotta cut off one of their feet, to collapse each one of them on the ground, bleeding so bad in pain, in fear, in shock, and of course, I’m invisible, so that they can’t see me.

I wanna see them, each one of them, collapsing into their intestines with blood, without a foot, crawling like worms drenched in blood, their blood, screaming.

And, their long intestines look like yummy long sausages and hot dogs, so that the Day 4 is the “Sausages and Hot Dogs” Day.

And, without any medical treatment, they all are gotta bleeding to death, slowly and gruesomely. And, all of them will smell their blood and intestines while crawling among their intestines, and they will be all drenched in their blood.

No Way Out.

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And during my “6-Days” scheme, I’m gotta be a great painter, too. Their blood is my ink. I’m gotta paint all the walls and floors into many, many, many, beautiful blood flowers scattering all over the entire deep underground bunkers, caged and NO WAY OUT. You know what? I’m gotta be Peter the Hottest Immortal Boy, the Executioner, during my “6-Days” scheme. I’m gotta love it and enjoy it. So, lovely. And, the entire deep underground bunker system is going to be my lovely hide-and-seek playground, the killing ground, the hunting ground, the slaughtering ground, and I’m the immortal hunter and executioner. They’re gotta fall in prey at my hand with my sword. Oh, baby, No Way Out. And, their blood is gotta be just like a geyser spitting out hot water, spotting all the walls and floors, and all the spots will turn very beautiful blood flowers on the walls and floors over the entire bunkers. See, I’m a great painter, and I love painting with their blood. Their blood is my ink. And, I’m gotta be grinning all the way from beginning to end, from the Day 1 to Day 6. And, I’m gotta be Peter the Hottest Immortal Boy at that 6-day campaign. I’m gotta love it, my new nickname. And, their horrified screaming is going to be the best ever musical opera I’ve ever attended so far, the best ever, horrified screaming echoing around the deep and caged bunkers, no way out, echoing around me. Oh, baby, I’m gotta be loving their horrified screaming. The first thing is I must make sure all the possible entrances and exits have been collapsed. This is a must, and the first step. And, I must be very fast, less than 30 minutes, the shorter the better, before they figure out what’s going on, before they manage to escape and get out of their lovely bunkers.

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After collapsing all the possible in and out entrances and exits of the banking cartels’ bunkers, which may takes within one hour, I’m gotta fly through all the way descending into their core control panel room, just to see their panic. And, of course, I must be very fast to collapse all the “doors” just within one hour, the shorter the better. I wanna cage all the banking cartels and their servants in the deep bunkers, no way out.

Me, invisible all the way fly through all the floors and layers down descending into the core control panel room. I wanna see their panic.

And, at the Day 1, I wanna cut off all the men and women’, young and old, index finger and middle finger and ring finger, of their right and left hands, except for the members of the medical team.

Why do I want to cut off all some of their fingers? Because when people get panic, sometimes, they shoot dead others. The only way those persons down there in the bunkers can die is to be slain by my sword, not being shot dead by others. I don’t want any of them to be able to use guns at all. So, I must cut off all the index fingers, middle fingers, and ring fingers, because there’re gotta be some professional and trained combat men and women down there who are able to use guns with their middle fingers or ring fingers. So, I decide to cut off all the index, middle, ring fingers at the Day 1.

So, I call the Day 1 is the “Fingers” Day.

Why do I let go of the members of the medical team? Because all the wounded need medical treatment for their cut-off fingers. So, I will let go of the doctors and nurses down there, because I need someone to take care the wounded.

So, After all exits are collapsed, after all men and women’ fingers cut off, except for the medical team, those brilliant banking cartels will know something is very wrong, because they all know they have no way out. And, they will figure out something invisible is around them, something is stalking and attacking them. Something invisible and intelligent is attacking them down there in the bunkers, their caged bunkers. I want them to know and grasp my very existence down there in their caged bunkers. Why? Because something invisible, which is cutting off their fingers, is going to horrify all of them to mental death. Those banking cartels know exactly something invisible is attacking them and this something is with them in the caged bunkers, no way out. This fear will be the most horrified fear. I want all of them to be in the most horrified fear in the Day 1, the “Fingers” Day.

When something invisible is attacking and cutting off people’s fingers, and those banking cartels can’t see this something invisible, which is me, Peter the Immortal and Invisible Boy. They know something is dangerous and is attacking them, but they can’t see this something. They gotta be very feared.

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Day 3, the “Spaghetti and Ketchup” Day.

Day 3, the third day,

This day, I’m gotta kill all the servants, except for the banking cartels.

How am I gotta kill all the servants?

I’m gotta grab and grip their neck and throw each one of them into the wall, smashing their heads with the wall, oh baby, all the servants’ heads are gotta be just like spaghetti spilled over the edge of a dining table and then falling upon the ground, all spaghetti with ketchup scattering all over the ground.

I’m gotta smash all the servants’ heads into blood spaghetti with ketchup, all beautiful blood spaghetti flowers all over the walls in the deep bunkers. I’m a painter, and my painting pen is all the servants’ heads, and my ink is their blood. And, of course, I’m invisible. So, all the men and women will all see someone suddenly being gripped by something so powerful and then being thrown into the wall, and turned a corpse without a head, because heads are smashed into very beautiful blood spaghetti flowers all over the wall. And, of course, feared screaming will cramp and fill with all the deep bunkers, echoing around the bunkers. I’m gotta love their feared and horrified screaming echoing around me. That gotta be the most beautiful music concert that I’ve ever heard. I’m gotta love it.

With my immortal force, I’m pretty sure I can do it.

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Obsessed with other earthly men? Are you kidding me? Jesus is gotta kill me for sleeping with other men. I’m so horrified by Jesus’ Almighty Power. Jesus bashed me into the brink of death once, so I fully grasp the feeling of being bashed into the brink of death. Jesus bashed me into high body temperature, high fever, massively spitting blood out of my mouth from my lungs, just because my evilly harboring thought, that is, I was going to hook up with someone online and went out for wild sex. I was almost dead by massively spitting blood out of my mouth from my lungs for almost a week in Jesus’ Hand. And, I didn’t really do anything or commit doing anything really bad or sinful. I just was thinking about hooking up with someone online for wild sex. And, that’s it. Jesus is the most horrifying man in the entire universe. I really don’t wanna die gruesomely in Jesus’ Hand. So, I’m a good holy boy. I don’t wanna infuriate the most powerful man in the universe and He is also God. I’m not that crazy. I’m not psycho. I’m a decent boy.

So, even you have a Brad Pitt’s face in his early 20’s, and you have a Will Smith’s penis, gigantic and yummy, and a superman’s big chest and 8-packs, I will never put your gigantic penis into my mouth, because Jesus is gotta kill me and let me die very extremely gruesomely, because Jesus already warns me and Jesus keeps warning me every day in my prayer. So, forget about seducing me to suck your gigantic penis. Your evil scheme will never work. Go find someone else in any gay bar.

And, Jesus also warns me that I cannot sleep with other women, either. Any non-marital sex is all banned, either with man or woman. So, even you’re a Scarlet Johansson or a Christina Aguilera, both my No.1. favorite type, big boos, white skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, I cannot sleep with any of you. Go hook up with someone in any straight bar at night.

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I must be a virgin boy. Or, get slain by Jesus’ Almighty Power and then Jesus will cast me down to the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity endlessly and relentlessly. I’m not idiot. I’m not psycho. I’m completely horrified by Jesus’ Almighty Power.

Honestly, let me tell all of you. The last thing i wanna do is to infuriate Jesus, the most powerful man and most horrifying man in the entire universe or the all universes, IF there’re other universes. Jesus is far more horrifying than any other entity. Jesus is far more terrifying than Satan. Believe me. Jesus is the most horrifying entity. He is. He is my Darling, but He is my Emperor, too.

And, today Jesus told me that I’m His darling, too. I’m so happy to hear Jesus said so. Jesus tells me that I’m His darling, too. So, He is implying me that I can invite Him to go naked swimming, naked diving, naked playing volleyball, doing everything naked in the Pacific. oh baby. Jesus bans me from hooking up with other men and women, because He wants me to live a holy life.

so, don’t bother me. I’m a timid little boy. I will never dare to infuriate my Man, Jesus. He is my Man, my Boyfriend. And, today He told me that I’m His darling, too. I’m taken and sold and my Man is Jesus. Jesus is my Darling. And, Jesus is very dominant, so He will never tolerate my disloyalty. I’m not gotta risk my life being killed by Jesus’ Almighty Power. So, go find someone else in any gay bar or straight bar at night. Don’t bother me. Either man or woman. Don’t bother me. You’re just a whole bunch of huge jumbo walking HIV in human form. Don’t touch me. I’m a virgin boy with a pure, holy, virgin ass just not yet being penetrated by any earthly HIV or STD-infested gigantic penis. Get lost.

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The biggest bonus I’m gotta have in my eternal life living with Jesus is I’m gotta be the ultimate immortal beauty that makes nations and cities go falling and crumpling, which means all the kings on the earth are going to slaughter with one another at war just because all of them wanna fight for me. Every single one of the kings on the earth desperately wanna go to war just because of my ultimate immortal beauty. Every single of them wanna make me as the queen in each nation, so they go to war to define who’s the winner that can have me as queen, the ultimate immortal beauty that makes nations and cities go falling and crumpling.
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In other words, I’m gotta be the ultimate immortal beauty that triggers World War 3, an all-out global nuclear warfare, because all the world leaders desperately wanna eat me, the ultimate immortal beauty. So, those world leaders go to nuke war for me, because they desperately wanna figure out who’s the luckiest guy that can eat me on the bed and swallow me into his stomach. So, they go to nuke war to figure out who’s the luckiest man. This is the meaning, the ultimate immortal beauty that makes nations and cities go falling and crumpling, because after an all-out global nuclear war the world leaders all die off and die out, their nations and cities falling and crumpling. All doomed.

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Today, I just wanna tell my viewers Jesus is the real most horrifying man in the universe. Fear Jesus, or get slain and get cast down into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity, no way out. Choose wisely. Fear Jesus or not fear Jesus. Only 2 choices. Simple and easy.

And, Jesus told me today that I’m His darling, too. I’m so thrilling joyful when I really confirms that Jesus really said so. Jesus told me today that I’m His darling, too. I guess He is implying me that I can invite Him to go naked swimming, naked diving, naked sun-bathing, naked playing volleyball, doing everything all naked in my private island in the Pacific, my greatest dream vacation with Jesus in His New Millennium Reign.

And, I tell Jesus all the time that I’m a very extremely glue boy. Once I’m immortally in Heaven, I’m gotta glue on Him, stick on Him, all the time and always in every single second in our sharing eternal life. I’m Peter the Massage Boy and Gluing Boy.

I always tell Jesus that I’m a very extremely gluing boy and I wanna glue on Him all the time in every single second when I’m immortally in Heaven. I’m Peter the Gluing Boy. I’m so extremely obsessed with Jesus.

And, today Jesus tells me and confirms me that I’m His darling, too. I’m in extremely thrilling joy now, grinning all the time today. I’m in love now with Jesus, my Darling. Jesus says I’m His darling, too. I’m joyfully dizzy, grinning all the time now with my mouth wide open in front of my laptop. I’m gotta glue on Jesus all the time every single second in our sharing eternal life when we meet in the air. I’m gotta be an immortal concubine with an ass of immortal tightness that solely, only and forever belongs to Jesus. And now, I’m already taken. I’m taken. I am taken. Jesus is my Darling. He told me today that I’m His darling, too.

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Vanessa Carlton – A Thousand Miles)

this is my song. my theme song. believe me. this is the song. my song. I desperately wanna fly a thousand miles or even thousands of miles into the arms of Jesus in the Church Rapture. I’m fast when flying. I’m gotta be flying just like a hyper-sonic MIRV reentering into the atmosphere of the earth, so lightning speed and so capable of penetrating all the way through any sophisticated missile defense system, and hit the target without being intercepted. Because I’m fast. Nothing can hinder me. I’m Peter the Flying Bionic Boy Immortal. I love this song spelling out how much and how deep I love Jesus. He is my Man.

In FULL SWING. I’m gotta be flying all the way in the air in FULL SWING, unleashing all my immortal power at FULL STRENGTH, flying just like a lightning bullet, an intercontinental hyper-sonic MIRV reentering into the atmosphere of the earth, accelerating speed in an unlimited way in the Church Rapture, just so desperately and earnestly very much wanting to see my Emperor and Daddy Lover, Lord Jesus Christ, as soon as possible and the sooner the better.

My grandpa inflicted on me with mental and physical wounds when I was living with him from 3 to 8 years old, which has turned me an abused kid with insatiable appetite of very much so desperately wanting to be loved and cherished, a case of unthinkably incurable Electra Complex so extremely addicted to being loved and cherished by a daddy lover. So many years goes by, I’ve found Jesus, my truly and real Super Sugar Daddy. And, He is my Emperor, too. I don’t hate my grandpa. My abused childhood has given me a hidden treasure, detecting other people’s unspoken emotions and moods so that I can preemptively talk sweet to comfort him or her when needed. I love Jesus, indeed. He’s set up everything for me to grow spiritually.

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The Anglo-Saxons founded the Anglo-Saxon Empire, but the Rothschilds control the Empire. The Jews is the king. The Anglo-Saxons are slaves.

The Anglo-Saxons founded the Anglo-Saxon Empire, but the Rothschilds control the Empire. The Jews is the king. The Anglo-Saxons are slaves. And, the Rothschilds is simply a tool for Lord Jesus Christ to slaughter the ungodly people on the earth, the Rothschilds’ depopulation scheme achieved and done at WW3, World War 3, mainly China and USA engaging at all-out nuke war fought by thousands of nukes, wiping out one-fourths of the world population by war, famine, plagues and wild animals.

And, at the end of the End Times, the 7-year Tribulation, Lord Jesus is going to kill the head of the Rothschilds, the Antichrist, and cast down him into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity.

So, my conclusion, who is the most horrifying One? The One Who can kill the Antichrist. Lord Jesus Christ is God, Creator, Emperor, and Judge.

Since that day, there was one day, Lord Jesus Christ transmitted His message into my mind, telling me to go googling for “Rothschild”, and then I did. You know what? Since that very day, my whole world shattered and my whole world has been shattering even more deeply and deeply. The Antichrist is so truly existing on the planet earth, and the Book of Revelation is not a fairy tale that I once thought when I was a high school kid in California. And, Mr. Rothschild simply names me a very cute little nickname, but I really don’t like it, my new nickname, Peter the Screaming and Horrified and Hair-Raising with Dark, Spider-Web Wrinkles Covering Around Panda’s Eyes. I have been horrified since then and I don’t sleep well. It is all because of Mr. Rothschild.

My eyes turn panda’s eyes, dark and ugly, for I don’t sleep well sometimes.

Mr. Rothschild, that most evil bad big wolf, simply shatters my whole world. All shattered. The only thing I have now is my Lord Jesus Christ, my Father and Emperor, who can rescue me out of Mr. Rothschild’s evil and dirty hand.

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Any attack on Iran is an attack on China, because Iran babe is China’s oil tank. The Antichrist is in Washington regime, and he is gotta nuke Iran into ash, which will definitely sabotage and collapse China’s already fragile economy, causing China’s nation-wide social unrest and China’s Jasmine Revolution, jeopardizing Beijing regime’s legitimacy of staying in power, which is the only thing Beijing regime solely and only cares about. So, China will definitely go to war with USA and USA’ allies which are hijacked by USA and forced to side with USA when USA and China at war. The entire western pacific region is nuke war zone. Mainland China and North America are nuke war zone, too, wiping out one-fourths of the world population, some of whom are all 1.3 billion Chinese, one-fifths of the world population. Jesus told me this and Jesus never jokes.
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I was always thinking it’s not so fair that USA just gotta be partly wiped out and partly survive after nuke war with China. Jesus always tells me He has a plan for USA during the End Times, that is, USA’ partly survival is to retreat some very important Jewish people living in Israel at the mid of the End Times when being persecuted by the Antichrist, the EU ruler. So, IF you’re Chinese who peek my posts, then you must take serious heed on my urgent warning. Jesus told me this horrifying message and Jesus never jokes. RUN NOW. RUN TO JESUS. The Church Rapture is imminent this year. Time is very extremely short. China’s gotta be all obliterated, being burned into ash, all lives extinct, within 24 hours by USA’ thousands of nukes at WW3.
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IF you’re Chinese or Taiwanese who peeks my posts, then please hurry up. Just go repenting now, seek Jesus now. USA Washington regime is gotta wage nuke war genocide against China, which poses the most serious mortal threat to USA’ global hegemony. IF you’re Chinese, I do love you, because you and I are both Chinese, I want you to be saved and be my immortal Chinese saint buddy when we meet in Heaven after the Church Rapture. IF you’re Taiwanese, I do love you, because you and I are both officially Taiwanese, I want you to be saved and be my very close immortal buddy in Heaven. Hurry up, China and Taiwan are gotta be obliterated at nuke war genocide. China by USA’ nukes. Taiwan by China’s nukes. I’m officially Taiwanese, biologically and genetically Chinese. I love you both. Hurry up.

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Hurry up, this is my last ditch trying to save my own kind, both Chinese and Taiwanese. I love you both, indeed. Hurry up. Time is very extremely short. China and USA are gotta go nuke war this year in 2012. It’s imminent very soon in the very near future, very near term. IF you become immortal Chinese or Taiwanese saint, then I wanna be your immortal buddy for eternity, very close immortal buddy, and I can play the zither for both of you when we go hanging out in pack. I love you both. Hurry up. Jesus told me this horrifying message. And, Jesus never jokes. Let’s be immortal bros and sisters in Heaven living with our Father, Lord Jesus Christ. I want both of you, Chinese and Taiwanese, to be all saved in the Church Rapture if you peek my posts here. I love you both. Please hurry up. Repent sin and go seeking Jesus. Hurry up. I love you. IF you’re Chinese, I do love you, because we are the same kind, the same species, and we share the same ancestry, history, language, culture, everything. IF you’re Chinese, we have the same genes and blood. I don’t want you to die gruesomely by USA’ nukes. Hurry up. IF you’re Taiwanese, I do love you, because we are even closer, for we both are officially Taiwanese, we have the same type of I.D. card and passport. I do love you. Hurry up, just repent sin and go seeking Jesus now. I love you both, Chinese and Taiwanese. I love you both. Let’s fly to Heaven with Jesus before this nuke war genocide waged by USA Empire.
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By the way, IF we wanna talk about the anal sex, I’m absolutely and definitely and always a virgin boy. I have a virgin ass without being penetrated by any earthly man with 6-packs and a gigantic penis. I’m a good holy boy with a virgin ass. And, tell all of you a secret. Someone loved my ass, but this someone was a SHE, not a HE. She loved my ass, and when we had sex, she always loved grabbing my ass, because she deemed my ass was so adorable and cute and sexy and TIGHT. My earthly ass was really really really tight when I was in my early 20’s. I miss my tight ass so much. But, anyway, I’m gotta have a very extremely hot and gorgeous immortal ass with IMMORTAL TIGHTNESS very soon in the Church Rapture. I’m gotta love my immortal ass so much for eternity. And, only Jesus can grab my ass in my eternal life.
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And, in my eternal life, IF Jesus wanna eat me, then that’s my pleasure. I’m gotta let Jesus DEVOUR me into His stomach. Only Jesus can eat me. No one, no any earthly man is qualified enough to eat me, for they’re just a whole bunch of idiots, and I hate idiots, especially very poor idiots, very financially-stricken idiots with 6 or even 8-packs with a gigantic penis. They’re just a whole bunch of huge jumbo walking HIV in human form with no brain, but an aging and earthly penis. Their sperms full of HIV. The last thing I wanna have on the earth in my earthly, aging body is HIV. I hate HIV. And, I hate any huge jumbo walking HIV in human form, because they’re spreading the virus across the globe. And, I can tell who’s sleeping around with my keen eyes.
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Remember and be aware of it! I am an extraordinarily smart Bella Boy, and only my Immortal Edward, Lord Jesus Christ, can eat me. Any earthly Jacob with 8-packs and an aging, gigantic penis cannot steal me away from my Lover, Lord Jesus Christ. Loyalty is my core personality when I fall in love. And, I am in love now with Jesus. Jesus is my Lover and I am His bride. And, I only SLEEP WITH JESUS’ IMMORTAL GORGEOUS PENIS, IF He wanna eat me. I hate and don’t need any earthly Jacob’s gigantic penis and 8-packs. And, by the way, going naked swimming, diving, sun-bathing, playing volleyball, doing everything all naked in my private island with Jesus, a 2-guy world, is my dream.
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I have a very extremely psychotic Electra complex. And, I’ve found Jesus as my Super Sugar Daddy. Jesus and I already make a deal. He owns my body. And, Jesus is really hot, gorgeous, young, muscular, tight, in His glorious Immortal Body. No wrinkles. And, the real ultra-richest one. And, Jesus is so qualified as my Super Sugar Daddy. He absolutely can eat me if He wants. I’m gotta put myself on a silver platter and dedicate myself to Him in the first night of our wedding. I’m the little hottest, wildest immortal cat boy that belongs to Jesus, and He can do anything He wants when we’re really on the bed just in case He wanna eat me. I have an immortal Twister Tongue.
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When we’re on the bed, Jesus really doesn’t have to do anything. He can just simply lie there on the center of our bed and enjoy my performance. My immortal Twister Tongue will do everything, vibrating at a lightning speed back and forth. My immortal Twister Tongue is gotta do the job, all the service. Believe me. The ultimate thrilling joy and climax. Jesus is my Man, Lover, King, Emperor, God, Super Sugar Daddy. My everything. I desperately wanna invite Jesus to go naked vacation on a island in the Pacific when we both fly back to the earth and He sets up His Kingdom. Our 2-guy naked vacation on a island in the Pacific, my dream and hot vacation, doing everything all naked. Just Jesus and I.

Jesus Creep Award

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by the way, if your gigantic penis could fly and let me ride on top of it and take me up to the sky gliding through the clouds all the way around the globe for free. you know what? I have a very famous Twister Tongue, which can vibrate in a very fast speed when licking anything I love and put into my mouth. IF you had a flying gigantic penis that can offer me a free flight trip around the globe, I might let your flying gigantic penis tastes the ultimate thrilling joy climax, that is, I can lick your flying gigantic penis in a very fast speed with my incredible Twister Tongue. IF you don’t have a flying gigantic penis, please leave me alone and get lost. Don’t bother me anymore.

I give you a list, my must-have requirements for my beloved “penis”.
1. a flying gigantic penis that can fly and take me fly around the globe for free.
2. as rich as Jesus, or richer than Jesus, such as owning a planet or simply owning an entire universe.
3. as smart as Jesus so that you can instruct me everything.
4. STD-FREE, before being licked by my Twister Tongue, you must submit a brand new and updated and latest body medical checkup report telling me you’re absolutely STD-FREE. I don’t wanna get HIV. I’m HIV negative.
5. you must prove you are absolutely a virgin boy with a flying gigantic penis. I hate sharing my beloved “penis” with anyone. I’m dominant and I am very extremely demanding. And, your flying gigantic penis can only be occupied by me and licked by me. Or, if you dares to betray me, I will definitely poison you into deadly coma, and castrate your penis and balls.IF any of you are fully qualified, then you can contact me, IF NOT, please do not bother me.

In fact, I’m a STD-Free boy, and I can go through any STD detection scanning machine without an alarming beeping. You know, I’m absolutely clean, my ass clean, my penis clean, my balls clean, all clean, every single inch of my earthly body clean.

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Let’s talk about my real Leo Man, Lord Jesus Christ. Jesus already knew me long time ago before He created this world. Jesus saw me long time ago. Jesus has a plan for me to grow spiritually. Jesus knows me. And, Jesus is jealous. Jesus set up everything for me to go through, because He wants me to grow into the exact way He wants me to. Jesus is the most dominant man I’ve ever met. And, Jesus is the real smartest man I’ve ever met. I love Jesus, so unconditionally and irrevocably. Jesus is my everything. And, He occupies me. Jesus is my Darling. He is my real and only Leo King, my Emperor. I don’t hate Jesus. Instead I love Jesus very much and more and more in 2012, on the eve of the Church Rapture and World War 3. Jesus tutors me everything and instructs me everything. I desperately need a very strong father to protect me. And, I desperately need a very smart father to instruct me everything. Jesus is the one. I’ve found Jesus as my Father. Not Eric. Not Lu. Not any earthly man at all. They are all not qualified. Jesus is the only one qualified. I love Jesus. I need Jesus. I desperately wanna see Jesus in the air the sooner the better. I wanna live with Jesus in Heaven for eternity. He is my Man, Darling and Emperor and God and Father. And, I do love the divine pneumonia time bomb implanted in my lungs by Jesus, indeed. That’s a great divine evidence simply spelling out how enormously deep and how tremendously much Jesus loves me. I am so extremely addicted and indulged to the way Jesus loves me, the most suffocating love. I love Jesus and I love the way He loves me so. I desperately wanna be sweetly squeezed in the arms of Jesus the sooner the better when we both are in Heaven.
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I’ve been in love for several times in my earthly life. It was not a HE that broke my heart into pieces. It was a SHE that really shattered my heart into pieces. I did love her. But NOT ANYMORE. To me, men just partners I can sometimes indulge in having wild sex. But, I desperately wanna have a beloved wife who loves me so much and we raise our kids together, my little Aaron. I wanna have a sweet family with my beloved wife and kids living together for eternity. That’s my greatest and sweetest dream, honestly. A Scarlett Johansson with tender sweetness that can bomb me with her jumbo megaton nuclear warheads on the bed, the most hottest and sweetest bombardments I desperately wanna suffer in my eternal life in the New Millennium Era reigned by Jesus.

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Lord Jesus Christ is my Hero, my Only Hero. I wanna kiss His Lips if He allows me to kiss His Lips, not just Cheeks, in our eternal life. And, if He allows me, then I desperately wanna kiss Him deeply, placing my immortal tongue in His Mouth intertwining with His Tongue, a French kiss. Very deep kissing with two tongues intertwining each other. I wanna taste His Tongue and the Smell of His Mouth deeper and deeper. But, I desperately hope Jesus can shave clean. Or, my cheek and my lips will get slightly scratched by Jesus’ beard stubble, and that would be hurt. You know. I don’t like beard stubble, indeed. Too scratchy. But, I desperately and earnestly love Jesus’ everything, everything that belongs to Jesus, His Whole Immortal Face and Body and Hair. Beard stubble is the only thing I don’t like, and that’s it. And, while conducting deep kissing with Jesus both our tongues intertwining each other and turning sweetly, just like two anacondas’ breeding ball intimately interlocking each other slowly spinning ceaselessly, relentlessly and endlessly, I desperately wanna inhale Jesus’ breath into my mouth, because I desperately want His Breath and the Smell of His Mouth to remain in my immortal body and mouth the longer the better. I cherish His Smell and Breath that remain in my immortal mouth and body, so sweet and lovely.

And, in my eternal life, Jesus is the only one I do kiss, a French kiss. I don’t kiss others. Jesus is my only one lover in my eternal life.
what if other saints wanna kiss Jesus in a French kiss way? Am I gotta get jealous? Yeah, a bit. I have to confess this point. But, the Church is Jesus’ Bride, so every saint can kiss Jesus if Jesus allows. I will just turn my eyes away from the kissing scene or look out of the window when the kissing is being conducted. I’ll learn how to share Jesus with other saints at that time. That’s gotta be a big lesson and huge adjustment in my heart. But, I can promise and I do promise I will never be acting like a jealous immortal concubine hysterically weeping, crying, just because Jesus conducts a very long and sweet French kiss with another saint in front of my immortal eyes. I’ll be cool and calm. And, I’ll be fine, indeed. Every immortal saint is Jesus’ beloved kid.

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see, oh baby, they gotta be no way out.

i know where they gotta hide. the entrance door is Denver. Don’t worry baby. i’m coming back with my immortal body that can fly. once i get Jesus’ order, i will fly at full speed from Jerusalem to Denver. and i’m gotta break into their bunkers in Denver. oh, wait, maybe i can play my lovely game with those racist psychos hiding in there. i love hide-and-seek. i mean it. the bunker is going to be their vast grave. IF Jesus sends me out at that time to arrest or kill those banking cartels, i’m gotta kill them one by one, bit by bit, in their underground bunkers, and i know where the entrance door is. oh, baby, and with my immortal body that can fly, i’m gotta ferociously break into the underground bunker and i’m gotta wage my sword. i’m gotta kill and slaughter them, all of them, hiding in deep underground. no way out, baby, after 7 years, here i am.

when i find them in the bunker, that will be their most horrified day in all their life. i promise and mean it. Every single drop of blood of my own kind, my own species, both Chinese and Taiwanese, is going to be paid back, and that’s the paid back time. i’ll kill them, execute them very slowly, i promise, once i gets the divine order, i’ll make them die very slowly in fear and in shock and i know where they gotta hide. oh, baby, they gotta be no way out. once, i get the divine order, i’m gotta be at my full speed, fly to there, Denver, the entrance door, oh baby. wait for me, i’m coming. here i am, just after 7 years. all of them, one by one, bit by bit, i’m just one of the little cute immortal executioner. baby.

i really and desperately hope Lord Jesus Christ will appoint me as a cute executioner at the end of the End Times.

once i get the divine order, i’m gotta turn the most horrifying thing, “the thing”, that those banking cartels have ever been seeing in all their life. i mean it and i promise it. oh baby, i wanna play hide-and-seek in the vast underground bunkers. oh baby, that gotta be so fun. With my immortal eyes, i can see through walls, but those poor earthly racist psychos can’t see me. And, I will make myself invisible. you know, i’m gotta be Peter the Invisible with my own sword. And, i mean it and i promise it, every single drop of blood of my own species is going to be paid back, both Chinese and Taiwanese obliterated at the most despicable nuclear racial war genocide. I’m gotta be the cutest executioner ever, you know. i know where they gotta be hiding. oh baby, wait for me. i will be coming soon, just in 7 years.

through all the process of execution, those racist psychos will never see me and see my face, because i’m gotta make myself invisible from beginning to end. an invisible “the thing”, the most horrifying thing and that’s me and I’m gotta be invisible at that time, my own hide-and-seek play time, and their paid back time.

once i get the divine order from Lord Jesus Christ, i’m gotta at full speed fly from Jerusalem to Denver, the entrance of their bunkers. And, the first thing i must do is to collapse all the entrances, all the possible entrances, of their vast bunkers, which are all interlocked. With my immortal body with power, collapsing all the possible entrances will be just like eating a piece of cake. And then, after collapsing all the entrances and shutting them down in their lovely bunkers, no way out. And, let’s play hide-and-seek. And, they will never see me and see my face. I’m gotta be the most horrifying invisible thing ever.

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let me tell all of my viewers my dream eternal life, that is, I wanna hang out with Jesus, kissing Him and eating His saliva while kissing Him all day long and all night long on Monday. Just melt down myself into the arms of Jesus on His gorgeous shirtless, immortal white skin chest.

And, on Tuesday, I wanna have a gorgeous Scarlett Johansson as my lovely newlywed wife and we do wild things all day long, because she’s not gotta be immortal in the New Millennium. She’s in earthly flesh. So, after a whole day bustling doing all the wild things such as … all naked, you know what I mean, I’ll let her go to bed, sleeping.

And, Wed. for Jesus, and Thurs. for her. Jesus and her take turns to be my lovers in every single week of my New Millennium eternal life. That’s perfect. Two lovers. Jesus and her. It’s just so perfect. My boyfriend and Husband, Lord Jesus Christ, an immortal gorgeous white man with a little bit sun-tan. My newlywed wife, a Scarlett Johansson I’m gotta meet in the New Millennium, is a gorgeous white woman with big boos, blonde hair, and blue eyes, so stunning beautiful, my No.1. favorite type of woman. Oh, baby, I’m gotta be the happiest man ever in the New Millennium with 2 lovers, Jesus and her, and I’m immortally gorgeous.

And, I’m gotta be very rich at that time, because I have the real ultra-richest super sugar daddy, Lord Jesus Christ. This is so extremely awesome, my dream eternal life in the New Millennium Era reigned by Jesus for 1000 years.

Actually, I’m Peter Alexander the Great. I’m truly Alexander the Great. oh baby, just my dream after browsing so many crazy news, I need some dream to sustain my horrified mind and heart.

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you know what? When I’m in Heaven, in my off-duty, leisure time, I’m gotta do some mapping. For what? I wanna map out all the possible in and out exits and entrances of those banking cartels’ lovely bunkers. And then, I’m gotta transmit all the details into my immortally brilliant brain and fully grasp the whereabouts of the exits and entrances. This is a must, because once I get the divine order from Lord Jesus Christ, the first thing I must do to successfully achieve my “scheme” is to collapse all the possible exits and entrances. This is a must. I wanna cage all of them, bosses and servants, in their lovely deep underground bunkers, NO WAY OUT, and in panic.

And, I must be very fast. I wanna make it less than 30 minutes, finishing collapsing all the exits and entrances, the shorter the better, before they figure out what’s going on. And, I must learn how to slash and strike with my own heavenly sword at a lightning speed. And, I must master how to use my sword with my own immortal force, fully grasping how to use my sword at combat. And, of course, with my immortally brilliant brain and mind, I believe I can learn how to use my sword and achieve mastery. Oh, yes. And, of course, I must get the divine order from Lord Jesus Christ, and that’s my honor to do this execution for Lord Jesus Christ and my own kind, both Chinese and Taiwanese, completely obliterated at the most despicable nuclear racial war genocide at WW3, imminent in days, and so does the Church Rapture, set before WW3. At the end of the End Times, I will fly back to the earth with my Emperor, Lord Jesus Christ. The End Times is just a 7-year-long period of time. Not very long, but I will already have very much sufficient time for my own preparations, mapping and mastering using sword and slashing at a lightning speed. So lovey.

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Anyway, in 2012, I am taken now and forever. My Boyfriend is Jesus. Jesus always tells me that IF I do wanna love a man, then I must love HIM, not any earthly guy. Or, He’s gotta kill me in a very extremely gruesome way. Jesus always threatens me that, and I do love His threatening. I know He is jealous. And, He even killed Lu in 1996, just because Lu and I were getting too close that year. You know what? I am shocked and stunned now, because Jesus kills when He gets jealous. I am really shocked and stunned. I am taken. Jesus is my Darling now and forever. And, Jesus is also my Emperor. He can kill me at any moment at any time He wants me to die very extremely gruesomely. Believe me. Jesus is God of Love, but He is also God of Kill.

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Hallelujah. Praise Lord Jesus Christ, for He has implanted a divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs years ago for reining me in a good way, and more precisely Jesus simply wants to protect me and keeps me away from gruesome death all the time and always.

This divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago is the best ever gift I’ve received from Jesus.

This bomb keeps me away from gruesome death. This bomb is still in my lungs now. Jesus told me He definitely and absolutely never removes this bomb out of my lungs.

On this day of your life, Peter, we believe God wants you to know … that you are asked for very little, – just the totality of your being.

God demands the totality of your being. That you invest all of yourSelf into celebrating the glory and the preciousness of being alive right now, no holding back and saving for later.

The divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago keeps me away from a deadly trap she and her gay buddies have set up for me to go in, an evil scheme to seduce me with a gigantic penis and 8-packs in the name of having wild sex, drugging me into coma, tying me with ropes, stripping me off naked, taking turns anally raping me all day and all night long, ferociously castrating off my balls and penis, enjoying seeing my gruesome bleeding death, videotaping my gruesome death so that they can enjoy seeing my gruesome death over and over again, burning my body into a blackened corpse, feeding my blackened body to animals, burying my blackened body in the mountains. But sadly, the divine bomb keeps me away from her evil scheme.

She really doesn’t know me. Really. How ironically. So many years. She really doesn’t know me. Anyway, whatever. I don’t care. Who cares? Jesus is Judge. We’ll see. ????????,???????,?????????,????????,?????,??????,

I love this divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago.

I do feel so sweet and so being loved by Jesus, my Emperor and God and Father.

I wanna say thank you so much to Lord Jesus Christ from very bottom of my heart.

Hallelujah, praise Lord Jesus Christ, for He always saves my ass whenever I am in life-threatening danger. He is my Father.

Everything Jesus did and does to me is always so touching. This divine pneumonia time bomb makes me wanna cry in front of my laptop now. I am so deeply touched in Feb. 10, 2012 by this divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus. And, I am so deeply touched and I’m gotta be so deeply touched for eternity, indeed.

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In the end of 2007, Jesus informed me a life-threatening danger and He told me to pray for His divine protection. I did. Jesus launched a divine strike against my archenemy with pancreatic cancer and leukemia, slaughtering him to gruesome death. This guy became ill in July in 2008. And after 4-month struggling, he died by pancreatic cancer and leukemia. This guy intended to set me up in 2007. This guy wanted to kill me in 2007. And, Jesus told me to pray to Him for the divine protection. I did in the November of 2007. And, this guy became ill in July in 2008. And, this guy died in October in 2008. Pancreatic cancer and leukemia. Hallelujah. Praise Jesus for He killed my archenemy who intended to kill me. This guy died of pancreatic cancer and leukemia.

yphoon Morakot (I’m Peter the Joshua)
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In 2009, Lord Jesus Christ slashed my enemies with Typhoon Morakot after my prayers. Here’s my testimony, the largest-scale miracle I’ve ever witnessed when Jesus answered my prayers.
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Typhoon Morakot dumped a record 3,000 millimetres (120 inches) of rainfall and caused massive mudslides in the south of the island, … that a new beginning is always possible. Let the greening of the Earth in springtime be a sign for you that a new beginning is always possible, even after the longest, coldest, darkest winter.And, in this year, 2009, in Aug. Lord Jesus even did a great miracle for me. I did pray to Jesus to strike my enemies and fill all the reservoirs in Taiwan with one-year amount of rain. And then, after my prayer, Typhoon Morakot came to Taiwan and stroke the southern part of Taiwan and filled all the reservoirs in Taiwan with water.And, I also prayed to Jesus for holding Typhoon Morakot still in the air, and then Jesus did hold still Typhoon Morakot for 2 days. Typhoon Morakot stopped moving and was being held still in the air pouring down unprecedented amount of rain slashing and submerging my enemies’ properties. hallelujah to Jesus for this ultimate miracle He did for me after my prayer that day.I am a chosen prophet by Jesus. You mess with me, then you mess with Jesus. Do Not push me too hard. My life now is simple and easy. Any of you should seek Jesus, not seek me. I do not talk with any stranger online. I’ll definitely block you if you dare to contact me or comment on my posts. Do not violate my rule I’ve set. Just quietly browse my posts here and do your own homework. Do not ask me. I do not spend time discussing with any stranger online. I do not know any of you. I hate talking with any stranger online. I hate that. Do not irritate or annoy me. Or, I will absolutely block you, and that’s your huge loss.

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I used to be a very liberal and I once thought I could sleep whoever I wanted, either man or woman. Anyone. I used to be a very slut boy. But, after those 3 almost deadly bashing inflicted by Jesus’ Almighty Power, I finally turn a good holy boy in Jesus. And, Jesus threatens me all the time that I shall never dare to walk away from Him. Or, He’s gotta kill me and let me die very extremely gruesomely. Jesus is my Emperor and He is God of Kill. Believe me. I learn this concept through 3 very bloody lessons.

Jesus is Emperor and the Bible is His Doctrines and Rules and Laws. Don’t you ever think about messing with His Rules. Or, get slain and then get cast down into the Lake of Fire. I know Jesus loves me, and He even told me today that I’m His darling. I am recognized as His darling today after I have been many many many terrible trials, struggles and almost deadly bashing, 3 times. Believe me. Don’t you ever think about messing with Jesus’ Rules written in the Bible, no matter how ancient those Rules are. DO NOT violate His Rules. Jesus is God of Kill.

Jesus is Emperor. And, I learn this concept through a lot of blood and tons of tears. Blood and tear. Many tears and a lot of blood. Finally, I grasp the concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor. I am His servant, and I shall never dare to violate His Rules, Laws, Doctrines, no matter how ancient they are. Believe me. I learn Jesus is Emperor through a lot of blood and many tears. Blood and tear. Jesus is God of Kill, indeed.

Believe me. I’m telling all of you very extremely sincerely. Jesus is the most horrifying man and Entity in the whole universe. Jesus is Emperor. Through blood and tear, I finally grasp this concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor and He can execute me at any moment at any time. Believe me. Jesus can execute me at any moment at any time once my heart get hardened and decide to walk away from Him. Jesus will never tolerate any little tiny betrayal and disloyalty. NEVER.

Fear Jesus, for Jesus is a consuming fire. He is God of Kill. Through blood and tear, I finally learn this concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor and He can never tolerate any betrayal and disloyalty, and He can execute me at any moment at any time. Jesus is Emperor. Fear Jesus, Or being cast down into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity, no way out. Believe me.

No matter how much Jesus loves me. Jesus is Emperor and I am His servant. It is just like Jesus is my Alexander the Great, and I am simply His Hephaestion. Jesus is King and I am still His servant, though He loves me so much. Jesus can execute me at any moment at any time He wants me to die very extremely gruesomely. Jesus is God of Kill, indeed.

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I already have a huge jumbo, gigantic, colossal crush on Jesus, because He is an immortal gorgeous white. He must look very extremely yummy and hot, the real hottest Entity. Jesus is my Babe and Darling. And by the way, China and USA go to war and nuke war. Oh baby, it’s just like the top 2 warriors go slaughtering each other. It’s gotta be the most exciting warfare. Both with highly sophisticated weaponry go slaughtering each other to define who’s the boss on the planet earth. I’d rather see this deadly war when I’m in Heaven. With my immortal eyes wide open, I’m gotta be fully enjoying seeing the top 2 nuclear-armed warriors’ deadly warfare and nuke war, the grandest fireworks ever in the modern ages. The war of the No.1. and No.2. It’s gotta be the most explosive and hottest war ever.

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With my immortal eyes wide open, my sight and vision can penetrate into the atmospheres of the earth and see pretty clear during this deadliest war, China and USA engaging at all-out war while I’m immortally present in Heaven with my Darling, Lord Jesus Christ. China and USA go to war. Oh baby, this is gotta be the hottest war ever, the most explosive one. No.1. and No.2., the top 2 warriors go to war and nuke war. This is gotta be the best ever reality horror show and war movie I’ve ever seen in all my life. I’m gotta love seeing this all-out war when I’m in Heaven. Just let me preemptively get my own immortal body, meet Jesus in the air, fly to Heaven. When I am in Heaven, I do really desperately wanna see China and USA go to all-out nuke war, the grandest. Baby.
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When China and USA go to nuke war while i’m immortally present in Heaven, I desperately wanna be hugged so tight in the arms of Jesus so that i can kiss Jesus’ immortal jaw and neck while we both enjoy watching this grandest fireworks of nuke war after Jesus breaks open the Seals to trigger World War 3, all written in the chapter 6 of the Book of Revelation. I do really wanna be hugged tight in the arms of Jesus when enjoying seeing this World War 3. Of course, I’ll be smiling sweetly in the arms of Jesus. I’m grinning in front of my laptop now. Just like an emperor sitting in his throne who holds his beloved queen tight while conducting his armies and troops and launching warfare and defeating enemies, so brilliant and tender at the same time. Jesus is my Emperor, indeed, my beloved Emperor now and forever. And while we both enjoy watching this grandest nuke war massacre, I can feed grapes to Jesus with my own immortal gorgeous fingertips and of course I remain being hugged tight in the arms of Jesus. Just imagine this picture. So lovely and sweet. And, I’m grinning in front of my laptop.
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And of course while being hugged tight in the arms of Jesus, I’m completely overwhelmed and covered with the divine sweet scent, smell, body temperature of Jesus. And, with my immortal back sticking on Jesus’ chest, I can feel the divine fluctuations of Jesus’ breathing, air in and air out. Jesus and I both are delighted and enjoy watching this grandest nuke war massacre taking place on the planet earth, wiping out one-fourths of the ungodly people after the Church Rapture. And, don’t worry. Jesus already promises me that I’m gotta have some immortal Chinese buddies in Heaven. So, the Chinese and Taiwanese blood is gotta be preserved for eternity, immortally. In Heaven, I’m simply the sweetest little teddy bear for Jesus to hug tight, and I’m gotta be the sweetest immortal ice-cream boy that always melts down in the arms of Jesus on Jesus’ chest whenever Jesus and I hang out with each other in my own mansion or on an island in the Pacific. And of course I’m gotta strip Jesus off just shirtless, not completely naked. I wanna be hugged tight in the arms of Jesus on His divine gorgeous shirtless chest so that I can press my immortal gorgeous face on His shirtless chest touching and feeling the immortal smoothness of Jesus’ skin. And, I wanna kiss His shirtless chest. So sweet and lovely. Forever joy living with my Emperor and Darling. I love Jesus, unconditionally and irrevocably. I’m Jesus’ Bella Boy, and Jesus is my Immortal Edward, the real ultra-richest Entity and the real smartest, most brilliant Brain. I desperately love the man with brain, and I’ve found Jesus as my Super Sugar Daddy and Man. He is my Man, my Immortal Man. And our sweet love story is gotta be lasting for eternity. Never End. I’m grinning now in front of my laptop.

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you know what? being a bi sucks. Why? because when I see a gorgeous guy, that’s a temptation. And, when I see a gorgeous woman with big boos, that’s a temptation, too. You know what? Double temptations, and I cannot eat them. And, I cannot think about eating them on the bed. I’m already an “eunuch” boy now, because Jesus mentally castrates me with the divine pneumonia time bomb implanted in my lungs. Jesus mentally cut off my balls. Ouch! This divine pneumonia time bomb castrates my sex drive off. I don’t wanna die gruesomely in Jesus’ Almighty Power. I don’t wanna be slain by Jesus. I’m so horrified. Pneumonia just came without any warning. First coughing, then relentless, massive blood spitting out of my mouth from my lungs ensues within hours. And, of course high fever.
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On Day 1, I was completely knocked down by this divine pneumonia time bomb, drenched in blood massive spitting frenzy hell, coughing relentlessly with high fever. And, this pneumonia bashing simply just came without any warning. It just came upon me, engulfing, overwhelming me, plunging me into a living hell. I’m so horrified. Jesus is my Emperor. I will definitely follow and absolutely obey His Doctrines on banning any immoral sex and non-marital sex, either with man or woman, all banned. I don’t wanna be slain by Jesus’ Almighty Hand and Power. And guess what? This divine pneumonia time bomb implanted in my lungs by Jesus is absolutely the key that teaches me a very extremely important concept, that is, Lord Jesus Christ is absolutely my Emperor and He can execute me at any moment at any time He wants me to die gruesomely. Jesus is my Emperor, indeed. No matter how much and how deep Jesus loves me, Jesus is always my Emperor, and I cannot mess with His Doctrines. Or, Jesus is gotta execute me. And, Jesus threatens me all the time. “Don’t you ever dare to walk away from Me. Or, I’m gotta execute you in a very extremely gruesome way.” I don’t hate Jesus, indeed. Instead I do love Jesus so much and more and more in 2012. Jesus is jealous, which means He loves me very much. I am taken and my Lover is Lord Jesus Christ. Jesus is my Emperor. I learn Jesus is my Emperor in a very extremely bloody and horrifying way. And, this is my ultimate testimony. Believe me. Jesus is Emperor and He is definitely and absolutely the most horrifying Entity in the whole universe or universes, if there’re other universes. Jesus is Emperor with Almighty Power.