[after having people explain to him that you can not get your identity stolen by people finding your DNA samples]
people can use your dna for anything. its foolish to just start handing out that kind of information, ESPECIALLY ON INTERNET FORUM. god gave you your dna in a manner that scientists do not yet understand, that is probably why genetics is such a complicated subject. this thread takes it all for granted, and mocks god at that! evolution is the lie that keeps on giving. i will pray for the ignorant who deny our lord and desperately need to be saved
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Yeah, your god gave us DNA that he routinely fucks with to not only destroy 90%+ of all creatures he "created" but also fucks up in all modern species including altering us from what our ancestors were.
Your god is either a douchebag, or a complete imbecile
No, people cannot 'use your DNA for anything'.
No, people cannot get your DNA on an Internet forum.
Really. Relax.
CrazyHappyNinja said:
HA HA, fools! My identity safe as long as I don't mention my DNA is GATTCGAGTGACTAGCGAGGTGGATGCCGTGCAGTGCGATTACAGTAGCGATATTGCA...
Thank you CrazyHappyNinja!
Now I know where you live, your blood type, how many times a week you jerk off, the color of your socks and the stench of the crap from the breakfast you ate yesterday!
Muuhahhahha! Science is satan or something...
You put your DNA on an Internet forum? Wow what kind of protocol are you running?
And if only you had stated that black people want to steal white DNA or that it was all the Jews fault, we could of had a trifecta.
But they CAN'T use your DNA for anything other than identifying you. They can't steal your identity with it yet. Furthermore, scientists DO understand how people got their DNA. Genetics is complex, but not as complex as you think; the main complexities derive from the fact that most of DNA is junk data and the rest is scattered amongst the junk. Almost as though there was NO DESIGN AT ALL.
Hi AngryNotice. It's OK. You don't have to worry about me being saved. I have read the deeply considered and courageous words of Grayling a couple of posts above this one, the astonishing and heart-warming tale of Polar Bears on drifting ice. It almost reduced me to tears, how marvelous that a human can be so scientifically accurate whist at the same time be so considerate of other creatures. Well it has certainly convinced me. God here I come. God, God, God, yippee!
Although, I must confess, it's probably too late to do anything about it now, but my DNA is all over my blog. Drat! It's also all over Fundies Say The Darndest Thing. Oh well, we live and learn.
Re:last post(And therefore perfect) DNA, to produce mutations as a result of Sin...[/sarcasm]
Ummm...I don't know about you, but I don't have a clue what my DNA actually looks like. Yes, I know what the human genome looks like; I just can't tell you what the exact sequence of mine in particular is. Also, I just stole this guy's DNA. I'm baffled; some bits were apparently repaired with super glue and some are missing entirely.
This guy must look funny walking around, with his bathing cap securely fastened and his body suit covering the rest, so that he won't shed a single hair or piece of old skin anywhere outside his control.
I believe I was given my DNA when an egg-cell from mum and a sperm-cell from dad got mixed up and started dividing.
Our DNA has not been fully mapped, doesn't mean it's impossible...evolution is what made is possible for doctors to exist to map our DNA...that's a lie? your whole way of life is a lie, in fact, it's an illusion..sometimes I wonder who are really the sane people in this world. But it's pretty clear now, isn't it?
These christian missionaries and fundamentalists would love nothing more than to see every fucking nation turned into god-worshiping morons like themselves, and back to their old ways of dealing with people. Not on my watch, any christian tries to touch me will suffer and die. I'll make sure to put them on their cross and piss on it.
Yeah, don't sequence all your DNA, save it to hard drive, and upload it as a torrent. Because everyone would be doing that if I didn't tell you not to...
Oh, right, fundie that fails science: A hacker will steal control of your computer and steal your DNA when you touch it. You'll have your identity stolen and lose your house. All your records will be changed to "deceased". Nobody will acknowledge your existence because they don't want to look crazy talking to a ghost.
"people can use your dna for anything."
I somehow doubt they can make a car* out of DNA. [/smartarse]
"god gave you your dna in a manner that scientists do not yet understand, that is probably why genetics is such a complicated subject."
Child with replacement windpipe generated from Stem Cells taken from his own bone marrow.
Science - 1. God - 0.
"i will pray for the ignorant who deny our lord and desperately need to be saved"
Why doesn't God [i]regenerate[/i] missing limbs? Our recent 2012 London Paralympics is kinda one big finger to him, saying 'Fuck You!'.
*- @Haseen
"Yeah, don't sequence all your DNA, save it to hard drive, and upload it as a torrent. Because everyone would be doing that if I didn't tell you not to..."
(*Only now realises that 3D printers exist *) Oh bollocks...! [/destroyed meme] X3
Got it. Don't post your DNA. Thanks, saved me a lot of time and possibly,,,, something,,,, terrible,,, I guess. No, honest, I was so gonna do it, thanks!
Unbelievable.
Confused?
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