Fine with the teeth. Yes in post flood days we had a more vigourous diet of meat.
Our bodies are fine. I don't know the actual original body of Adam and so some changes may be in order.
For example originaly women were not to have birthpain . However God gave Eve the punishment of birthpain, which female animals don't have, and since this pain comes from womens unique body shape then we must conclude there bodies were changed at the fall.
Still sexy but might of even been better.
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No. Pain comes not from shape, but from birthing contractions (which all animals experience at birth), and from trying to push a large object through a small hole (again common to all animals).
All I can say is, if this is what you really believe, you're dumber than a pile of sheep shit.
Have you ever seen an animal give birth? Have you ever heard an animal give birth?
Having spent much of my childhood on an aunt & uncle's dairy farm, I have.
And, your remark about it not being painful for animals is dead wrong.
If women weren't originally meant to give birth, who was? How did humans procreate?
You have a lot of questions to answer, RobertByers.
Actually animals do have pain at child birth.
The reason human females have a greater problem than animals is because human infants have enormous heads. Did God increase the size of the human head after kicking Adam and Eve out of the garden?
Edit: @John said it better than I did.
Female animals don't have birth pains? You've obviously not ever been around an animal giving birth. They also have breeches, still births, and even cesareans are performed.
My sister on the other hand had 45 minutes labour, does that make her especially loved by god?
So, women have pain in childbirth, as punishment for *eating a piece of FRUIT*?
Plus, I've watched plenty of births. The look on the momma cat's face just screamed "PAIN"... and "exhausted", but who wouldn't be after pushing out a whole litter of babies?
Maybe women didn't need to have contractions to birth...
Maybe women had 2 1/2 foot wide hips and the vagina yawned open like a big mouth and the baby just fell out?
It makes sense. I saw a particularly fat lady with 2 1/2 foot wide hips and I have no reason to doubt the yawning vagina.
and for more info look up vaginal prolapse, or prolapse in general
"I don't know the actual original body of Adam..."
Well, Adam tried to pick me up at a gay bar about 10 years ago. For being 6,000 years old, I thought he was pretty buff, but then he started going on and on about naming all the animals and then he started ragging on Eve and I just thought to myself: "This guy has too much baggage."
"we must conclude there bodies were changed at the fall."
"Hey, Eve?"
"Yeah God?"
"BAM! Uterus."
"Ow! Some of a bitch!"
"BAM! Fallopian tubes."
"Jesus my gut! Stoppit!"
"BAM! Ovaries."
"This seems a bit harsh for scrumping, isn't it?"
"BAM! Milk ducts."
"Noooo! Spare the boobies! I need them to make Adam do stuff!"
"BAM! Nipples. Wow, you'd think I would've included all this stuff in the first place, being omniscient and whatnot. Hey, Adam?"
"Yes God?"
"You can make sperm now."
"Cheers."
"You make as well take this spare set of nipples too. I was going to put them on Eve's chin, but i'm bored with tormenting her now."
Might of?
Might have, surely!
Um...I hate to point out the blindingly obvious (to anyone who's ever been present at the birth of a mammal) but, other animals experience birth pain as well....animals can also die giving birth, just like us.
As for our "unique body shape" being a contributing factor. Some of the pain comes from the coccyx (tail bone) pushing against the vagina during birth (we can thank obstetricians for that, they want us to lay on our backs so they can have a better view). The biggest problems for humans giving birth is that the babie's head is too big, our brains evolved faster than women's hips. Just thought you should know.
The last sentence doesn't prove a poe. It proves how mentally ill this guy is. Like the idiots who are mentally making up menu choices for the future, when they're sitting in a sidewalk cafe, chatting up St. Peter. They are not poes. They are delusional weirdos.
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FMG #515144 2008-May-01 02:05 AM
I have one word for you...
Hyena births...
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Errm, which one was mine? ;)
If animals don't feel pain in birth, why do many animals SCREAM in pain while in birth?
Cows do it. Dogs do it. Cats run off to give birth, so no idea.
The bottom line: Having your cervix streached is PAINFUL.
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