Whenever I encounter the name "Mohammed", I feel uneasy, because I know that statistically there's a good chance I will be dealing with a Muslim fundamentalist. More often than not my fears are confirmed.
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When I encounter someone who says things like that, I feel uneasy, because I know that statistically there's a good chance that I will be dealing with a blithering idiot. More often than not my fears are confirmed.
Yet here you are talking to us about it. If you really met a fundamentalist, you'd most likely be dead.
Hyperon: So your name's Mohammed?
Mohammed: yes, it is
Hyperon: so your muslim?
Mohammed: Yes, I believe in allah
Hyperon: STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH, THIS IS THE USA AND WE WORSHIP THE CHRISTIAN GOD BECAUSE HE IS TRUE AND REAL, YOUR GOD IS NOT!!!!!!
Mohammed (oh i so wish): you know we worship the same god, we just have a different prophet
Hyperon: STOP SLANDERING MY GOD AND MY SAVIOR. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS
I bet he defines 'Muslim Fundamentalist' as 'somebody with Muslim beliefs', in which case, yes, probably, most people called Mohammed fall into that category.
I'm the same way with fundie Christians and people named "Billy Bob" and "Debbie Lynn". Plus, if I meet a person named "Jesus", I know that statistically there's a good chance I will be dealing with a Roman Catholic.
Translation: "I haven't ever met a fer-sure Muslim, but one day while witnessing I knocked on a door and this swarthy-looking, brownish man came to the door -- and he could have maybe, possibly been a Muslim or Indian or something.
More often than not my fears are confirmed.
===Heavens! And you have not had your throat slit, your balls cut off, your dick circumcised - oh, sorry. It's Americans that do that to helpless babies. /sarcasm
Whenever I encounter the name "Smith", I feel uneasy, because I know that statistically there's a good chance I will be dealing with a Christian sister-shagging fundamentalist. More often than not my fears are confirmed.
Viking names had true social utility. I mean, if you were chatting with a guy named Skull-splitter, it gave you a quick insight into his personality. On the other hand, every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Mohammed.
Whenever I encounter the name Mohammed, I am reminded of how people of certain cultures like to name their children after religious figures, like how Christians call their children Jesus, Michael, or Christian.
No, that's if you're dealing with a Muslim, period. Not just the fundamentalists, but the nice Muslims, which outnumber the bad ones.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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