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Ok how do you like these views.
How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there.
The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about. Idk if you guys believe in those. but I have heard some pretty convincing stories. IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death
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How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there.
He means a Ouija board. I'm fairly certain I'm spelling it wrong, too, but at least I'm closer D: It's that thing where two or more people grab a pointer, put it on a board with letters and numbers, ask a question, and then spirits or whatever are supposed to make it move and spell out an answer.
I think they mean Quija boards. Though doesn't the church tend to condemn such things as "dark magic" and all that garbage?
I once heard a first hand story from someone who tried to use one of those boards.
"How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there."For one thing, God =/= spirits. Also, there is no "proof" of "some spirit."
"The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about."
Ouija Boards. Continue.
"Idk if you guys believe in those."
Nope, and idk is a shitty acronym.
"but I have heard some pretty convincing stories."
Me too, but they were about some guy named "Jesus" who walked on water, and then turned it into wine.
"IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death"
Exactly.
How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there. ideomotor effect .
And I don't see that God not existing would necessarily mean that there is no afterlife; again, there's a conflation there between the idea of any spirit existing apart from the body of a living, conscious being, and the existence of God, however you're defining God.
What the...? A tool, which fundies usually lambast as Satanic, is proof of God? That's just stupid. If anything, if the Ouija board really does work, that's proof of ghosts or Satan, not God. Way to convert someone to Hollywood-style Satanism.
"Some spirit"? You're joking, right? "Wege" boards? No, you didn't spell it right. It's "ouija", you dumb fuck.IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death
Gee, you think? Maybe there isn't any life after death. Did that ever occur to you inside that concrete skull?
I've been in on an "ouija party" three times when I was young. Each time remarkable, astonishing messages were spelled out as we all rested out fingers on the planchette.
Sandman, that wasn't very nice. Funny as hell, certainly. Did you let Barbara in on the joke or let her stew in paranoia?
How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there. The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about.
You mean ouija boards. They don't work, they are just superstition and therefore not proof. Please try again.
Aside from the obvious idiocy of using the ouija board as proof (debunked many times, particularly amusingly by the almighty Penn & Teller), there is not in fact any direct correlation between the existence of ghosts and spirits and the existence of a deity.
"For AtheistsA brief scan shows that I do not care for them at all. They are baseless and stupid.
Also, that was a question. Do you know what a question mark is for?
"How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there."
Absolutely, if there was unbiased, well-controlled testing that produced good, reproducable evidence that there IS a spirit, I would have to reexamine many of my views.
"The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about."
Ouija boards? That's your evidence for a spirit? Oh, c'mon.
"Idk if you guys believe in those. but I have heard some pretty convincing stories."
As a rational, reasonable, logical, atheistic thinking person, I do not believe in the supernatural of any kind, certainly not functioning ouija boards.
Stories are just that, STORIES. Stories are not scientific tests and are very weak evidence at best.
"IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death"
You're dead right (pun intended) about that, chrissy. There is no God, god or any other supernatural being and there is no life after death.
How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there. The reason is there is wege boards.
You mean "Ouija", and no, they aren't at all convincing. It's a little something called the ideomotor effect.
"IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death""
For Atheists
I don't care very much for them at all, good sir.
How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there.
If there is proof of some spirit out there, I'll believe that there is some spirit out there.
There is proof that spirits exist.
Therefore, I believe in spirits.
I don't believe in God, however, because there's no proof of God. Should you provide proof (well, evidence), I'll believe.
The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about.
Wedgie boards? You mean those prank devices that pull the underwear of your unsuspecting victim over his head?
...Oh, wait, you meant ouija boards!
Idk if you guys believe in those.
Nope. Long debunked. Ideomotor effect.
but I have heard some pretty convincing stories.
You believe in a magic sky fairy. Clearly, you are easily convinced.
IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death
Gee, you think?
Strictly speaking, there is no reason why the existence of a god would necessarily mean the existence of an afterlife (Judaism), nor is there any reason why the nonexistence of gods would necessarily mean the nonexistence of an afterlife/life beyond the death of your current body (Buddhism.) However, there is no evidence for any gods, nor evidence for any afterlife, therefore, you would not be justified in believing in either.
IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death
Ouija boards (the name comes from 'oui' and 'ja', the French and German words for yes, respectively. Seriously, why can't anybody fucking spell that right?) don't work. There are no spirits moving the little table thing. So your argument that spirits are real, falls apart right out the gate.
There is no life o=after death, there are no spirits, there is no...well, you can finish that last part.
“For Atheists”
“Ok how do you like these views.”
“How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there.”
“The reason is there is wege boards.”
“I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about.”
“Idk if you guys believe in those.”
“but I have heard some pretty convincing stories.”
“IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death”
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