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They're here! SHADOW PEOPLE are here!

At first I wasn't sure what was going on. I thought I was losing my mind.

I don't know if they are true "shadow" people but they do look like people in the daylight. They blend into the environment. They can be seen in bushes and trees mostly from what I've experienced.

They just stare at us—like were are some kind of zoo for them to observe.

I'm not exactly sure of this but I think they may be "5th dimensional." They can "phase" out of our "view" just by moving. Kind of like if you were a two-dimensional creature that could only see in front and behind you. When a three-dimensional creature moves out of your "view" then they would be hidden simply by moving to where you could not see them, such as on your "side." As a 2D person you would not know what a "side" view would look like but if you caught a glimpse then you would know that something is there.

That's what they do. They can hide/appear just as easily. It gets more complicated with more dimensions but that's the basic logic.

It's almost asinine to think they are NOT there!

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Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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