I will quote a witch on this one,"I know who you are, You are a dark Lord who kills witches with their own magick." (referring to myself) I said, well your half right, but there is no way that I'm of the darkness.
Oh by the way Mr. "Know it all" I have more esoteric knowledge in my little finger than in all the occultist in the world combined. And the reason for that is, because I have a real God. A real BIG ANGRY GOD. A REAL BIG ANGRY GOD WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL EVERY OCCULTIST ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH IN ONE DAY IN FULFILMENT OF BIBLICAL PROPHECY KIND OF GOD.
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Wow, all caps. Must be true. Yet, like with all the Godly stuff, there's no real deadline, so my guess is witches can happily carry on throught our lifetime at the very least.
@whiterider
You are a dark Lord who kills witches with their own magick. (referring to myself)
You know, WR, if there's a 'dark lord' out there that kills fundies with their own stupidity, you are in deep, deep s**t dude!
My god's bigger than your god!
Grow up.
Big Scary God.
Wah.
...huh? Oh.
Poe.
Yep, god is "about to" kill all the occultists ... the time is at hand ... it's imminent ... going to happen ... any day now ... soon ... just you wait ...
Oh, yeah, and jesus is coming back before this generation (circa 33 A.D.) passes away, too. Just you wait ...
Good. Good! Let go of your hatred! Strike me down, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!
And as long as I'm nerding out, it seems we have a real Miko Miyazaki on our hands here, in that Whiterider is blinded by his own righteousness to any harm he may be doing to others.
She left out the insane manical laughter
have a real God. A real BIG ANGRY GOD. A REAL BIG ANGRY GOD WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL EVERY OCCULTIST ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH IN ONE DAY IN FULFILMENT OF BIBLICAL PROPHECY KIND OF GOD.
Hey! No dissing Miko. She might have delusions of superiority, but at least she wants to do good and does not care about gloating to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
Besides, have you no respect for the dead?
Uh, yeah.
Good luck with that one.
Better an occultist than a cultist, dipwad. And I'll be happy to take you up on a battle of the esoteric knowledge, buddy boy. Just stop randomly making shit up, okay?
If he isn't making up the part about the "witch" quote, then there's some kind of brilliant prankster out there.
Wow, these are serious delusions of grandeur. I really think he's schizophrenic. Otherwise I doubt he could be for real.
I will quote the green fairy who lives in my ear ,"I know who you are, You are a dark Lord who kills witches with their own magick." (referring to myself) I said, well I'm better than you, coz I'm a Criztian .
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Oh by the way, person more educated than I, I have more esoteric knowledge in my little finger than in all the occultists in the world combined. And the reason for that is, because I BELIEVE . My God is bigger than your God and I'm going to kill you and say he did it. Coz my God is just kewl like that. And he's big and scary. And big. And scary.
Fixed...ish
Whiterider worships Voldemort??
That explains so much!
I love how he's started making up imaginary "witches" to support his delusional egomania. Obviously, 'rider has no real friends - they're all in his head.
Big Angry Scary God award +1'd.
"Hey! No dissing Miko. She might have delusions of superiority, but at least she wants to do good and does not care about gloating to a bunch of strangers on the internet.
Besides, have you no respect for the dead?"
Many apologies. She wasn't dead when I wrote that post. I really hope she ends up somewhere where she can frolic in the green fields with Windstriker, I really do, but I'm glad we no longer have to put up with her obstinate blindness to her own faults.
"You've been watching too much Harry Dresden, sunshine."
Watching? Yeah, watching the pages fly by. What's this pale imitation of Harry Dresden the SciFi Channel is flogging, anyway? Wake me up when Doctor Who comes on.
"You have deeply offended us and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance and horror."
"And ACTION!"
"Our god is an Indian who turns into a wolf."
"... No, that's Wolfen, man."
"Oh... well, the Wolfen will come after you with his razor."
whiterider: WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH MAY WE BURN HER?
"A REAL BIG ANGRY GOD WHO IS ABOUT TO KILL EVERY OCCULTIST ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH IN ONE DAY IN FULFILMENT OF BIBLICAL PROPHECY KIND OF GOD."
What, wait... you mean Armageddon was almost two weeks ago?!
Oh man, why didn't anybody tell me?! I can't believe I missed it.
Hmm, nope.
I just checked Revelation, and nope, nothing about a big angry God slaughtering occultists, just Good Ol' Mike laying the smackdown on the Devil, a Beast from the Sea marshalling the incredibly vaguely described bad guys. And Jesus being badass, which is a nice change.
Besides, dealing with the occult requires more than knowledge. It requires talent, talent nobody with such a cliché name as "whiterider" could have.
So shush, and let the talented and knowledgeable handle it.
HHHRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Also, please don't abuse Caps Lock. It's really a shy button).
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