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Some here call all non-virgin women roasties, but my personal limit for previous sexual partners is 2 (like high school and college bfs or whatever), after that its roastie territory.

Anyway, picture this. When you got your driver's license the first car you had was a Toyota, and as you get a bit older you realize you're rich and start to drive Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Mercedes-Benz and other nice cars, and maybe the occasional Toyota during a bad financial year, and you switch cars every couple months or years.

But when you hit 30 your money starts running out, and you can't afford these nice cars anymore. Now you are stuck driving a Toyota for the rest of your life. How would you feel? If someone offered you an opportunity to drive a Ferrari for a weekend, would you take it or refuse?
If a roastie has fucked numerous guys, there sure as hell will be someone there who was better looking than me, had a bigger dick, more successful etc. your proverbial Ferrari or BMW.

She will always be fantasizing about her time getting spitroasted by Chad Thundercock and Tyrone Monsterdick. She will always wonder what life would have been like if she'd only married Bruce Bankerfuck. I would know FOR SURE that I am her nth choice.
Also if someone has hooked up with so many people, there will be less mental barriers and more mental incentives for her to dump me or cheat on me.
That's why I could only marry someone who has had limited sexual partners, preferably a virgin. Because it would be better for both parties, marriages where the partner has had one or less previous sexual partner are MUCH more stable.

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