[Reply to a post saying Atheist don't persecute Christians]
You are talking about a conscious level persecussion. There are other forms of persecussion that are executed on a sub-conscious level, which most people don't even realize.
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It's 'persecution' you idiot. And um.... if you'd open your eyes, not only would you catch your misspelled words, but you'd also see that it's the christians who do the persecuting, not the other way around.
Wait. So is he talking about sub-sonic percussion notes? What kind of drum is that?
You are talking about a conscious level persecussion. There are other forms of persecussion that are executed on a sub-conscious level, which most people don't even realize.
Translation: I'm being persecuted even if I have to make up all "evidence" of it myself.
Fuck me, so now atheists aren't just god-haters out to destroy religion and kill jesus, now we are even doing it when we don't know we're doing it? How paranoid can you get?
yeah, dumbfuck; the whole world is out to get you. now go hide in a cave till we tell you to come out.
The gub'ment done came and took my baby!!!
(What's wrong driver, the tinfoil hat isn't cutting it. Try aluminium)
"persecussion" ?
per se cushion?
percussion?
Sub-conscious rhythm instruments?
Incidentally, in my native language "perse" means arse.
Arse cushion?
It's so nice when these people don't even realise how infinitely amusing they are.
I totally forgot about "persecussion".
That's when you persecute someone with the use of percussion mallets, like nice hard rubber or plastic balls on the end of sticks. Right to the neck.
Translation: Driver isn't actually persecuted enough to whine, so he likes to pretend it's being done subconsciously so he can fit in with the rest of TRM.
I can imagine an average conversation for Driver:
<BK GUY> "Welcome to Burger King, would you like to try a Value Meal?"
<DRIVER> "PERSECUTION!"
He does have a minor point; some branches of psychology say that people do subconciously label people, group them together, and discriminate aginst people not of their group. It's a left over pack survival trait.
Persecution is defined as being active discrimination, though, so he loses there.
free-form translation: "I'm so eager to get nailed to a cross that even if nobody else helps, I'll do it myself."
(wait until he realizes he'll NEVER get that last nail in ...)
Now are you being planted chips or what?, have you lived in Sudan, or in China or in Burma, where Christians are REALLY persecuted?
Translation:
"There are two kinds of persecution.
One kind involves social, economic, religious and political discrimination, oppression by the state, torture and, often, government-sanctioned terrorism and wholesale murder. And then there is the other kind, involving none of these things, which you are guilty of, and which I pulled out of my ass just now."
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We don't percussute you, we make fun of how you lernt to spel in church skool.
Hey, dumbass, if you were persecuted, you'd fucking know it. The tingling sensation of your flesh melting off as you're burned at stake has a tendency to be a hint.
skyotter:free-form translation: "I'm so eager to get nailed to a cross that even if nobody else helps, I'll do it myself."
(wait until he realizes he'll NEVER get that last nail in ...)
Nah. He'll tie a loose loop around each end of the cross-bar, nail on his feet, then slip his hands through the loops.
"There are other forms of persecussion "
Yes, there are. But in none of them do atheists persecute Christians.
Confused?
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