People laughed at me when I was praying that Paris would become a Princess Diana figure and help those less fortunate. Well...my prayers worked. Paris told Barbara Walters that when she gets out of jail she is going to help breast cancer research and poor and sick children. Thank God!
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Jed is right. Not fundie.
However, Mark Dice neglects to mention that there is a fundamental difference between Di and Paris. Princess Diana had an intellect. Paris can never measure up to the unattainable.
Yay! Another rich blonde to see on the news every night! The world does love it some rich, blonde, white women, don't it?
Eddie Murphy told cops he didn't know the prostitute he "gave a ride to" was a transvestite. I didn't believe him either.
I see... So it's from your lips to god's ear, is it? I think you are just a little bit delusional there or suffer from a an overblown sense of self importance.
BTW: Can you please supply examples of things you have prayed for that never happened? My guess is the ratio of answered prayers to unanswered prayers is 1:1000.
Most of us, inasmuch as we've prayed for anything related to Paris Hilton, have prayed that the useless skank's fifteen minutes would be up soon. After four years of fame for no discernible reason, that prayer is as far from coming true as it ever will be.
When you said you were praying that she would become a Princess Diana figure I thought you meant send her for a walk over a mine field.
Paris will never have that kind of courage. If anyone should be dead from a drink driving accident it should be Paris.
And you believed it? Oh, that's right; you're a gullible idiot who would believe anyh crap.
BTW, according to Barbara Walters, one of the causes that Paris Hilton is considering spearheading is "something to help children with MS." Well, that shouldn't take up too much of her time - considering that multiple sclerosis doesn't strike its victims until they are well into adulthood (mid-40s in my case).
Yea, not really fundie, even though it comes from 'Retards Manifested.' (I know it's not that witty; leave me 'lone, I'm half-awake.)
It is really fan-boyish, though. Creepy.
Oh, C'mon! Paris will say anything. She's just a spoiled and talentless Barbie. Three months after she's released, she won't be doing anything for breast cancer research or sick children. Well, she might be making the brighter of the sick children sick.
Yep, finally, after all those years and millions, God finally got around to patching her up. Took him long enough.
Yes, I'm sure her change of heart is geniune. You know, I hear she's planning a huge party for when she's released. I believe she's rented someplace for around $15,000 - I guess that money is better spent on herself than the less fortunate she's suddenly so eager to help.
At least save this kind of "prayer makes God reach out and touch the lives of moronic celebrities" crap until she's out of jail, Mark. Then we'll all see.
Y'know, before I read this, I simply could not comprehend why Extremist Christians voted and supported Bush in the face of how anti-Human Rights (in general, not specifically) and anti-Compassion he was.
Now I get it. These people don't understand the concept of duplicity...
Praying that people in power will choose to use their position to better humanity isn't exactly fundie. I question the effectiveness of prayer, of course, and here I would question the "target," but it's not something I would mock someone for - it's obviously well-intentioned. However, praying that other people will better humanity should not be a substitute for bettering humanity oneself, as I fear it may be in this case.
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