While I can't prove it to anyone, God has given me the gift to discern truth from falsity. It is abundantly clear to me that Jesus Christ holds the keys to Heaven, not any another religion.
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"While I can't prove it to anyone, God has given me the gift"
"While I can't prove it to anyone, God has given me the gift to discern truth from falsity."
Well, isn't that a coincidence; he did the same thing for me. Using my god given ability can discern that you haven't got a clue and are, in fact, full of shit.
Actually, I took Christ to Home Depot so he could get another set of keys-to-heaven made. He gave them to me for safe keeping.
I know I put them somewhere around here.
Buddha gave me the same gift, that's how I know the bible is bullshit. Vishnu said the same thing to me last week. Odin thinks Christians are a bunch of wimps and the great spirit absolutely refuses to discuss the topic.
I have more invisible friends so I guess I win.
This reminds me of an article by Stephen Colbert from a few years ago. It was about how to be an expert, and his first advice was to pick a topic that is inverifiable, "like string theory or God's will."
God told me last night that there would be an idiot, running loose on the internet.
And lo, the prophecy was fulfilled. Praise Jesus!
While I can't prove it to anyone, God has given me the gift to discern truth from falsity. It is abundantly clear to me that Jesus Christ holds the keys to Heaven, not any another religion.
That could be because not ever other religion doesn't believe in heaven.
If you can't prove it, how do you know that this "gift" actually works, and is not, in fact, a delusion?
Oh, another fundie with a special gift from his god to be able to do something no other person can. You must be on cloud nine to know you are so special that god has granted you, and you alone, this ability. It's convenient though that you can't prove it, by your own admission. But, everyone is supposed to believe you anyway, right?
Fundie logic strikes again.
"I can't prove it"
No shit?
Isn't it strange, other religions than Christian believe that they are absolutely right too, and that all other religions, except themselves, are absolutely wrong! The Muslims are so sure of it that they even blow themselves up to prove it!
However, all this assertion of absolute belief proves is that people have an absolute and endless capacity to believe what they want to believe. Nothing more than that.
God has given me the wisdom to see you as some nobody on a comment board who couldn't be more full of himself.
Oh, please don't ask me to prove it now.
Doctor Whom
While I can't prove it to anyone, Allah has given me the gift to discern truth from falsity. It is abundantly clear that Allah and His Prophet hold the keys to Heaven, not any other religion.
Duuude, we all know you're just saying it from your mischievous atheist brainz, but True Blue actually means it from his/her righteous Christian heart. Well at least that's how they choose to see it. These are the pots that are in a complete denial of the very existence of "the kettle", no matter how many times we show it to them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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