SO ON ONE LEVEL ALL SINNERS ARE HOMOSEXUALS TO SOME DEGREE PERHAPS
AS THE 3 DEGREES OF SIN IN LUKE 12 BUT PERHAPS THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO FLAUNT THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY AS BEING BETTER THAN HETER.... ARE ONES WHO KNOW AND DO EVIL AND ARE THUS CONDEMNED TO BE CASTE AMONG THE UNBELIEVERS AND BE TORN ASUNDER AS GIVEN IN LUKE 12
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THE CAPSLOCK MADE MY EYES BLEED, THANKS.
Also, everybody in the world is at least a little bit gay. Just ask Ron White. (The only tolerable party in the Blue Collar Comedy troupe.)
"ALL SINNERS ARE HOMOSEXUALS TO SOME DEGREE"
Then I am without sin. As I've said before, there's only one penis that gets me excited and I'm quite attached to it, thank you.
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By the way, this person is entirely insane.
SO ON ONE LEVEL ALL SINNERS ARE HOMOSEXUALS TO SOME DEGREE
I'M A FAG? I'D BETTER RUN RIGHT OUT AND START SUCKING D***S. CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON WHICH CONDOM IS THE BEST CHOICE FOR LETTING A GUY F*** ME IN THE ASS?
The lower case letters feel so dejected ...
I feel it should be said though, that most homosexuals don't believe it's the superior way to be. That kind of thinking is reserved for the fundamentalists really; because it's my experience and personal belief that it's just a piece of who you are. Is one human superior to another because its eye color is blue as opposed to green? No ... not really at all.
But where you shouldn't consider yourself superior for it, neither should you let others condemn you as inferior for it; Which is why Pride and marches have been established: as a refusal to be ashamed of something unchangeable.
The message doesn't get through somehow though, to those who interpret it as gays flaunting who they are, let alone expressing that they consider themselves superior.
“SO ON ONE LEVEL ALL SINNERS ARE HOMOSEXUALS TO SOME DEGREE”
That’s not a dungeon level I want my characters to explore.
How… How does this work? God’s the one who made me straight. But Adam and Woman sinned. That makes me a sinner. but somehow a mistake made 6000 years ago makes me …gay. Just a little bit.
That doesn’t make any sense.
“PERHAPS AS THE 3 DEGREES OF SIN IN LUKE 12″
Are you one of those creationists who insist you can ignore it if a scientist uses ‘perhaps,’ because they’re not sure?
“BUT PERHAPS THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO FLAUNT THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY AS BEING BETTER THAN HETER....”
Better than Heter! I can see that as a t-shirt.
“ARE ONES WHO KNOW AND DO EVIL AND ARE THUS CONDEMNED TO BE CASTE AMONG THE UNBELIEVERS”
There are unbeliever castes? Oooh! Can I be an untouchable? I has the ticklish issue.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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