[Response to 4 young Boy Scouts killed in tornados]
Of course, if all four of those casualties ended up in eternal paradise, that would be pretty all-loving, wouldn't it?
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Well, you know, they'd still have experienced an agonising death and be utterly separated from all their friends and family with no means of contacting them, not to mention they'd know their family was mourning them, plus they'd have had far shorter, less fulfilling lives than they might otherwise have had - but other than that, yeah, real "loving". All bullshit anyway, of course, but even if it were true, that's not my idea of a happy ending. Not to mention, of course, your religion having such ridiculous requirements for entering heaven that, in all probability, at least some of those children, after undeservedly being excruciatingly battered and torn apart by the forces of nature, would burn in hell forever.
Four families have just been devastated, and you think it's time to evangelize.
Four young boys just died violent, painful deaths, and you're happy for them.
Speaking as somoebody who's watched a loved one suffer a painful death, and on behalf of all others like me:
Fuck you, you deranged asshole.
Oh, look at the next comment they left -
"I don't see what's so shocking about that. Can't really see anybody in heaven complaining that they're dead."
FOADIAF.
Uh oh ... Boy Scout number 3 had a moment where his faith in Jesus wavered, just hours before the tornado killed him. If God had waited another day, Boy Scout number 3 would've come back into the fold and all 4 of them would have gone to heaven.
As it stands, though, All-Loving God sent scout #3 to burn in eternal torment.
Four boys died, you stupid fuck. If one of them had been my brother (who was an Eagle Scout, btw. I'm so proud of him! ^^) and IF I was christian, you'd better believe I'd fucking hate god for taking my brother away like that. But since I'm not one of you freaks, I would go through the stages of grief, but at least I wouldn't go around thanking some asshole god for taking my brother to paradise.
Fuck you.
None dead: God is good! He spared them all!
1 dead, 1 maimed: God is good! He took only one and let the others live!
2 dead, the rest paralyzed for life: God is good! He took only two and chose to let the others live with broken backs to test their faith/show us none are invulnerable/make it harder for us to believe in him/{insert stupid rationale here}
All dead: They all went to Heaven! Isn't God just GREAT?!
Goddamned freaks.
Do you know what sadness and remorse is?
That's just the problem. People like this generally haven't the maturity or mental resilience to handle such things, so they tell themselves stories to make it go away.
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No, seriously, you need help.
If killing is an act of love, then why don't christians start megalomaniac wars, sacrifice thousands of lives on pointless quests, murder people at random, and... oh wait.
And if they didn't, because there is no such fucking thing as an eternal paradise, what then?
Christian love - a bigger contradiction in terms than fucking for virginity.
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