The Rise of the Antichrist Barack Hussein Obama; The Final King of Babylon America
The source of the information I share here is from God himself and His word. Barack Hussein Obama will appear to have been killed or assassinated on the June 3 2016 and miraculously recover on June 6 2016
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It will be the false flag of all false flags and they will pin it on a white male christian. Soon after his apparent death America will plunge into chaos and anarchy but when he comes back to life the whole world will wander after him now known as the beast. Nothing can stop this from happening on the dates I've mentioned. In Rev 12 the war in heaven happens 1260 days after the woman has been in the wilderness. She fled there on December 21 2012. Add 1260 days and you get June 3 2016. God has never gone back on His word if he says 1260 days He means it. Just be ready.
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Crazy Doomsday Prophecy with Obama Chaser # 893,092,023.
Adding it to the pile in the basement.
You know that the whole "December 21 2012" thing is not from the bible, don't you?
And what has Prince William to do with anything?
Wasn't Reagan almost assassinated? Maybe HE was the Antichrist?
Sure, I take it with the exact same seriousness that all other End-Time prophecies have deserved.
People can't even agree on how to worship the same god, stupid! How will they ever agree to follow one guy unquestionably?
Which woman? In what wilderness?
Have you counted with the leap-day?
"Barack Hussein Obama will appear to have been killed or assassinated on the June 3 2016 and miraculously recover on June 6 2016 "
You used a date. Now everyone will point and laugh at you on June 4 2016.
Obama's term is almost over.
The AntiChrist is your twisted version of Jesus.
The False Prophet is IslamoFascist's own twisted version of Mohammed.
Babylon The Harlot is the Military-Industrial Complex and Corrupted Big Business. A corrupt world system of Plutocrats & Oligarchs.
Revelation is an allegory. Jesus' violence in that book isn't literal and Revelation is mainly also about Ancient Rome (though my above interpretation would also count).
Finally, if Revelation is correct, your NWO of Oligarchy/Plutocracy, Frummerism & War for Money will belly-up and the "Little Guy/Gal", Progressive Ideals, Freedom, Egalitarianism, Democracy, The Enlightenment will win in the end.
So, *NYAH!*
"....with the seriousness it deserves...."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"The source of the information I share here is from God himself..."
Had a nice long chat with him recently, did you?
Barack Hussein Obama will appear to have been killed or assassinated on the June 3 2016 and miraculously recover on June 6 2016
In the real world if he appeared to be killed, the first thing they would do is swear in Joe Biden to replace him. That would be kind of awkward when, three days later, Barack Obama sits up in the coffin. Having been pronounced legally dead and a successor named, I'm not sure he would have a legal claim for the Presidency anymore. Actually, that would probably make a good plot for a suspense thriller.
Oh yeah. Obama, who can't catch a break from his many, many critics for five whole minutes most days, is clearly the person prophesied to mislead an entire world of adoring fanatics.
William was a cutie, too....but then he went bald. A youthful hunky cutie-guy who's going bald like his dad is very strange-looking.
At least Harry's got a full head of hair.
Diana made some cute boys.
The Rise of the Antichrist Barack Hussein Obama; The Final King of Babylon America
In the words of your previous God-Emperor Ronnie Raygun, 'You ain's seen nothing yet '.
...oh, and Prince William has been an excellent helicopter pilot for the RAF; flying air-sea rescue Westland Sea Kings, thus has made a positive contribution to society. His brother, Prince Harry, has been a helicopter gunship pilot for the British Army; he even eliminated a senior Taliban leader in Afghanistan, via a Hellfire laser-guided missile launched from the AH-64 Apache he was piloting.
Can you say of Donald Fart 'What did you do in the Vietnam War, daddy...?' [/John McCain]
God himself and His word seems to have been seriously misinformed!
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Prince William has a full schedule in his own country.
That false flag; could it be a red hat made in China, with four words on it
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Which woman has been in what wilderness? Did Taylor Smith do a show in Lapland, perhaps? Has Oprah visited the Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi?
As I read Rev 12, the woman was safe in the wilderness for 1260 days, but the war broke out immediately, between the dragon and Michael (and their armies of angels). Or would the dragon just sit there patiently for almost 3 and a half year, and THEN start fighting with Michael?
The "prophecy" of Rev 12:2 happens every single day, probably every single hour; most pregnant women cry out in pain as they are about to give birth...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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