Hopefully some hackers will get around this! As long as Indonesia's majority consists of sane people and not Wahhabis, things will be fine!
Now; I'm going to fantasize those Space-Indonesians, Kanjiklub....
....beating the tar out of those lawmakers!
Hey! If I can turn Bala-Tik and his Guavian Death Gang into Devil Boner-like Feminist-Allies....then Kanjiklub can become cool, Progressive Space-Muslims who put the kibosh on Wahabbi-stupidity!
YES; I know the canonical characters were VILLAINS and likely a bunch of macho, Male-Chauvanist, bigoted shitheels (if anyone would ever bother to canonically flesh them out rather that simply make them the 'TFA' version of Greedo). However; Since they are complete fiction with little backstory, I can DO ANYTHING WITH THEM!
So; I made them all cool Anti-Villain/Anti-Hero/Moral-Neutral guys who just like to do illegal stuff and "Stick it to the Man"! They have no political aspirations and I'd like to think that Bala-Tik's just an opportunist who loathes what the First Order stands for but just enjoys the pay they give him.
So; I made them Anti-Wingnut fighters!
And Bala! Oh BABY!....
....That beautiful scruffy young Scottish Punk-boy can "Bala" my "Tik" ALL....NIGHT....LONG! In my headcanon; He's a sexy, badboy, Pansexual, ethical-slut loverboy who's slept with much of The Galaxy!....
....I made this! *SWOONS*
Anyhoo; Bala-Tik and his bunch are going to blow-up Paul Elam's house and force Parliament to repeal Brexit while Kanjiklub klobbers DAESH.