Jose, the guy is trying to save your sorry a$$ from hanging with the devil and his demons, ISIS, and unrepentant abortionists for all Eternity. The devil loves abortion so much that I fear for what abortion supporters will endure at his hands and his "pals."
So, no one is threatening you with what God will do to you.
We are warning you, out of love, about what the devil will be doing to you.
It's not gonna be nearly as much "fun" for you as mocking pro-lifers and Christians is right now.
This life could be the closest you ever come to Heaven, Jose.
You want a secular proof for the existence of Hell?
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@1967442 - No it is there
Exodus 21:22 - You get fined.
22 If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman’s husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine.
save your sorry a$$
Good boy! By using those two $$ you really fooled God. Now he'll never know you meant "ass". You're safe now, no eternal damnation for you.
Who needs Jesus anyway? Just end every sentence with "just sayin'" and you're off to heaven in the end. Isn't hypocrisy fun?
So, no one is threatening you with what God will do to you.
We are warning you, out of love, about what the devil will be doing to you.
Um, it's God who sends people to Hell, not the devil. It wasn't Satan who came up with the idea of "worship God or burn in Hell for eternity."
@ Mikgof
"You want a secular proof for the existence of Hell?"
Yes. And it would have to be secular because religious proof is just quoting from the Bible.
OK I guess we're going to have to go back to the article in the Weekly World News about the Russians who were drilling deep down into the earth and broke through the ceiling of Hell.
"We are warning you, out of love, about what the devil will be doing to you"
...or the 'Daimakaicho' or Leader of Hell (Nidhogg)?:
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You may now proceed to explain in great detail as to how that is such a bad thing, Ice Cream Boy...?!
Fort the umpteenth time, it's Pro-Choice, not pro-abortion. No-one thinks abortion is great, it's just sometimes the lesser of two evils, and for those times needs to be available and affordable.
Daesh is probably just as anti-abortion as you are, Crazy.
What if it's not the Bible Hell that awaits us after death. What if it's the Islam version? Daesh are, just like you, warning you, out of love...
Yes please, a scientific evidence of Hell would be great.
If one really thinks about it, God isn't the one who really isn't threatening us, it's those damned followers of his.
Hey WGC, you may want to learn more about your bible. Your god has no problems with abortion. He doesn't consider babies as human until after they're born and he goes into detail of the how and why you perform abortion.
@Frogflayer;
"22 If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman’s husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. "
That is not about abortions, it's about men fighting and causing a women to loose an unborn child in the process (and the punishment is not hell).
Just three words that keep Ice Cream Boy away from FSTDT:
Hosea Thirteen:Sixteen.
"You want a secular proof for the existence of Hell?"
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[/"Stargate"]
You'd better have access to Area 51-level - perhaps alien -based - interdimensional travel technology then, WGC. Go ahead.
Bring. It . On.
But then I doubt even you'd have to hand an Argent Accumulator: the kind of thing with enough power to transport you to Hell that only the likes of Dr. Samuel Hayden or Dr. Olivia Pierce would have access to. [/"DOOM IV"]
Mmmmmkay, couple of things.
Turn or burn doesn't work.
According to the Bible, the Devil doesn't punish. He's being burned in a lake of brimstone for all eternity.
(if men strive)
This means if the men are fighting each other. So a woman getting injured due to trying to break up a fight and miscarrying as a result isn't the same thing as an abortion.
Also, Jewish and Christian ideologies have held different views of abortion at different times, depending upon the concept of quickening or public knowledge of pregnancy, respectively.
Confused?
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