Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?

Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?