"Marriage is a combat multiplier in that it gives married troops hope and a reason to fight well, defending ones country, of which marriage and families are the foundation. But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels.
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If only we could transport this pair to the Ostfront in 1942 ... see who kacks their trousers then
(Actually, everybody. You dropped your trousers to shit, your bowels froze).
You've never heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes, have you, dearie?
Marriage gives tropps hope and a reason to fight well, regardless of the gender of their spouses, stupid.
What treacherous sin are lesbians committing that cause them to lose control of their bowels?
Oh, this huge moron again.
Listen, douche, many, many lesbians and gay men have courageously served their country, all in secret. This is why DADT had to be done away with; not because it kept gays out of the military; it didn't. All it did was mask the truth that thousands of gay people were already serving in secret.
You anal discharge.
So allow those gay people to get married so they'll fight harder. Problem solved.
Frankly, I'd be hard pressed to fight for a country which would deny me certain basic rights.
"taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels. "
GAY SEX
Standardspeak: Any form of sex that men can have with men and women can have with women.
Fundiespeak: Men fucking each other in the ass.
So, a single straight soldier would be less effective and should be stopped from serving? And a Lesbian soldier wouldn't have those negative effects you talk about, so what's the problem there?
Not that anal sex leads to that result anyway... that's just yet another outright lie from the shits who want to put gays down. (pro-tip: when you shit, your arse generally stretches wider than a dick would make it stretch... guess you wear diapers then)
Alexander The Great...Spartans...Sacred Band Of Thebes....*sigh*
Your move, Jingleheimerschmitt & Coughingman.
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty accurate desricption of two people loving each other and wanting to spend the rest of their lives together. Oh wait, I forgot, homosexuals aren't people. My bad.
EDIT: sorry guys, I honestly thought this was some euphemism for gay marriage. Luckily I've got the dear readers here at FSTDT to translate lunatic douche-speak for me.
<Insert snarky comment about rear attacks and flanking maneuvers here>
Also, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about the anuses of gay men. Why is that?
as a matter of fact, Gordon, I remember reading that many soldiers wear diapers -regardless of their sexual orientation or practices- when there is a risk that they'll be pinned in their armored vehicle by enemy fire for a long period of time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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