[Extremist rabbis call for return of animal sacrifice]
Wow,this is awesome! Can almost hear Jesus' footsteps!
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Extremist rabbis call for return of animal sacrifice Wow,this is awesome! Can almost hear Jesus' footsteps!
Sorry pal. Jesus is dead, and he isn't gonna come back.
I thought killing animals to appease the spirits was something only ignorant primitives did, but it's not the first time people's stupidity proved me wrong. That's one of the nice things about religion, it reminds us that we're all equal in that we all have the ability to be frightened into acting like fucking cavemen by some dipshit with a smooth sales pitch and an aversion to real work.
'Cause nothing gets god/jesus/spook harder in the drawers then BLOOD! Let us all lift up our voices unto the lawd!
Right.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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