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Atheists: if humans and dinosaurs didn't co-exist, then who buried the dino fossils?

Deluded scientists say that dinosaurs came millions of years before humans did. But the Bible, a book of absolute and irrefutable facts and knowledge, says that humans and animals were created almost at the same time frame! Want proof? Who do you think buried the bones of those dinosaurs deep under the ground? Bones just don't bury themselves, duh. Someone had to bury them, and that was us humans! Checkmate! Superior Christian intellect trumps delusional atheist beliefs once again!

Wait, I might be wrong actually. God himself could have possibly buried the fossils himself to test our faith. But either way, your stupid scientific myth is still wrong! You can't deny truth in the face of our factual Biblical evidence! Ha!

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