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Jesus told me He killed Lu in 1996, just because of jealousy. I was so heart-broken at that week. But now, I feel so sweet, just because Jesus told me He was so jealous in 1996 at that time. So, He simply claimed Lu’s life and killed Lu suddenly at that night, a sudden heart attack. Lu was 18 when killed in 1996, and I was so heart-broken, crying all night long, a whole night crying. But now, I feel sweet indeed, just because Jesus killed Lu and Jesus tells me He was jealous in 1996, so He killed Lu with a sudden heart attack. In 2012, I feel sweet now. Jesus told me He was jealous in 1996. I’m sweetly grinning now in front of my laptop because Jesus told me He killed Lu in 1996, just because He was jealous that Lu and I were too close in 1996.
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You know what? Today, I know one thing, that is, Jesus loves me very very very much. I can feel it. I do. Jesus is gotta be my immortal “Alexander the Great” very soon. And, I’m gotta be His privately-owned immortal “Hephaestion” for eternity. In 1996, I was so heart-broken crying for a whole night for Lu’s sudden death. But now in 2012, I’m sweetly grinning for Lu’s death, just because Jesus tells me He was jealous in 1996. And, He killed Lu because Lu and I were too close in 1996. Lu and I were just very close buddies. We didn’t do anything, no sex, no kissing, and Jesus was jealous and killed Lu in 1996. I was so heart-broken in 1996, but I am grinning so sweetly in 2012, because Jesus tells me He was jealous in 1996. In 2012, I’m happy for Lu’s death.
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I can’t believe this message. I’m grinning so sweetly now. Jesus was jealous for me and Jesus killed Lu for me. I’m grinning sweetly now in 2012. Jesus is gotta be my immortal “Alexander the Great”. And, I’m gotta be His immortal “Hephaestion” very soon. I love Jesus so much very much. And, I know Jesus loves me very very very very very very much.

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