The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.
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The worst part about heterosexual marriage is that it forces the gay population to think about vaginas.
What? I can take their logic into their same weirdness if I want!
(Hint: If you see a happy couple and immediately think about their sex life, you're a pervert.)
Anal sex play is, numerically speaking, overwhelmingly practiced by straight people. Fucking hetro's and their hetro agenda eh?
@ Kath: It appears I am a pervert. Thanks for clearing that up.
I am straight, I know several homosexual couples, and I when I think about them, mainly things like this come to my mind: That they are holding hands, that they are living together happily, that they are going together through life trusting each other in good times as in bad.
"centra_va", when you can only think about sexual acts, then this says much more about YOU than about the so-called "gay agenda".
Oh crap, the gays have mastered mind control technology already?
They are closer than we expected! We must start building Vault Tech bunkers! Now, people, before it's too late!
It's such a pathetic argument. You don't like thinking about two men doing the nasty, so therefore it should be banned. If you didn't obssess about the so-called "gay agenda" so much, then your mind would be freed up to start thinking about unicorns and rainbows instead. I mean, I don't much like thinking about butt holes either, butI realise that the things I do and don't like to think about are not relevant to society. I also don't particularly like thinking about vomit for example. My solution is not to think about it.
I like to think about buttholes. Not MEN's buttholes. Women's buttholes, sure.
Now, the worst part about the Christian agenda is it makes us deal with assholes. I don't like to deal with assholes.
The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes.
Only immature people immediately think about this.
I don’t like to think about butt holes.
I am Central's colon. Central ignores me so I get cancer and kill him/her.
Uh, I don't like to think about boobs or vagina, but the vast majority of men seem to want to, and advertising seems to target those men with said topics of interest.
I have to put up with it. Even if your strawman were true, I think you could stand to tolerate it.
"The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes."
I only think about them when I read Free Republic quotes.
I'm sure there's some sort of correlation there...
"The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes."
I'm a straight, left -wing, Atheist, but pro -LGBT man. Yet, for some unfathomable reason, I don't think about arseholes.
...unlike the arseholes like you right wingers, who - with your obvious obsession with teh buttsecks - clearly do
The mere fact you've posited this notion conclusively proves it. Freud was right all along.
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Now tell me about your mother, central_va.
>:D
I don’t like to think about butt holes.
So you say. And yet somehow the thought always manifests itself in you fundies' heads. Seriously, you guys think about butt holes more than a gay prostitute.
The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the lesbian population to think about men’s pee-tubes
The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the gay male population to think about women’s bleeding-prone menstrual channels
Yeah.
The worst part about the Fundie Agenda is that is forces the people to acknowledge the Fundie fixation about butt holes. Sane people, gay or straight, don’t generally like to think about butt holes.
This proves that Fundism is a pervert's paradise.
And penises. And muscles. Hot male bodies thrusting together. Damn this gay agenda for making me think about things I don't want to like thinking about!
(in the meantime, heterosexual men confronted with the idea of the gay agenda, think about lesbian sex. "It'a like thinking about one hot woman having sex only there's two of them!")
Hey, central_va, I'm thinking of them right now since you're such a colossal one.
But I'm not going to get too outraged, because anyone who uses the term "butt hole" in all seriousness and starts thinking of them any time the word "gay" is mentioned can't be any older than 13, at least emotionally.
@Passerby : "Can I point out for a second that no gay man I have ever met talks about gay sex nearly as much as you people?"
Seriously. Shit, gay porn actors probably don't talk or think about it as much as fundies and conservadouches do.
If you think about butt-holes, it's because you want to think about butt-holes.
I'm heterosexual and I've never had a problem with gays, or gays getting married (I actively supported it in fact), or gays adopting. I never think about butt-holes.
So you see, the problem is all yours.
Here's a nifty experiment:
Almost without exception, the color of a person's eyebrows is the same color as their pubic hair.
Now, the next ten people you meet, TRY not to imagine what color their pubic hair is...
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Actually, no. Unlike you I don't think about buttholes wherever gay marriage comes up.
I sometimes think about assholes, though, like the kind that gather at Free Republic.
You know, not every gay person has butt sex. I believe lesbians don't necessarily involve their rear ends in the consummation of their affections.
I've always wondered why fundies never talk about lesbians. Hmm.......
and they (gay guys) don't like thinking about vaginas. quite frankly i don't blame them. ;P
there is no gay agenda. if your thinking of butt holes a lot recently well... that could just be you. ...i might want to do some soul searching if i were you.
@Bad Wolf
Also, try this experiment:
Next time you see Bill O'RLY, Rush Limburger, Sarah Failin, Mike Fuckabee, Batscat Shelly et al (or anyone you loathe & detest), just picture them sitting on the toilet, with their trousers/underpants/knickers round their ankles. Trust me, you'll never take them seriously again.
>:D
@Godbuster
"What the fuck... really? THAT'S you problem? Here's a question: Do you poop?"
Hitler was a coprophiliac:
http://slackbastard.anarchobase.com/?p=399
Rush Limburger and 'shit sandwiches':
http://mediamatters.org/limbaughwire/2010/08/16#0039
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Like I say, Freud was right all along. Certainly in the case of right-wingers.
GOD DAMMIT NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT BUTT HOLES TOO!
central_va, damn you, you've made me think about butt holes more than the "gay agenda" ever did!
Listen, asshole...it's your own sex-centric impulses that have you thinking about buttholes. What makes you think all gays are about buttholes anyway? I know several who don't practice teh buttsecs and many hetero couples that do.
Maybe your thoughts are just complete ass?
Also, I think about women's boobs all the time. Just sayin'.
I hear of, and thus am forced to think of, butt holes far more frequently thanks to fundie discourse than any gay discourse.
Now I am thinking about butt holes thanks to this fundie butthole.
@selkie: meh, could be worse, you coulda been goatsed....
on the other hand, now, thanks to fundies and homophobes, when i think of buttholes, i think about findind the gay agenda.... even worse, ain't it?
The worst part of heterosexual marriage is that it forces the lesbian population to think about penises. I don't like to think about penises.
Just had to toss that in there, too, since there's already a gay male and straight version.
@GodIsRealUnlessDeclaredInteger
(emphasis added):
"The worst part about marriage is that it forces me to think about intercourse. I am asexual and do not like to think about intercourse. "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzirm6TwcXA
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Jeremy Clarkson: 'I... it does say that, doesn't it?!'
James May: 'Yeah, I thought I imagined it.'
Richard Hammond: 'It does.'
JC: 'It does say that ?!'
RH: 'Yes, it does. That's what it says. And it is the name of the town, it's not saying...'
JC: 'Yes it is; it's "Welcome to..." that: '
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RH: 'You don't think there was a hamlet called "Foreplay" down there, we should've popped into first ?!'
(*chortles & guffaws *)
-"Top Gear"
There must be a lot of people in Pennsylvania who don't think about marriage then.
X3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania
then stop thinking about them idiot. I wasn't thinking about butt holes til you brought them up.
Also, straight people do anal too you know.
Oh sure you don't, freakin' FUNDAMENTalist :P! You are an asshole, so there isn't much need to think about them, is there? Nobody's FORCING you to think about anal orifices, you're already doing so of your own accord. Don't want to think of them? Then DON'T!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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