"The worst part about marriage is that it forces me to think about intercourse. I am asexual and do not like to think about intercourse."
Jeremy Clarkson: 'I... it does say that, doesn't it?!'
James May: 'Yeah, I thought I imagined it.'
Richard Hammond: 'It does.'
JC: 'It does say that?!'
RH: 'Yes, it does. That's what it says. And it is the name of the town, it's not saying...'
JC: 'Yes it is; it's "Welcome to..." that:'
RH: 'You don't think there was a hamlet called "Foreplay" down there, we should've popped into first?!'
(*chortles & guffaws*)
There must be a lot of people in Pennsylvania who don't think about marriage then.