Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses.
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You know, some of us would kill to get laid even yearly, and here you are trying to say we should be celibate. Paul said the same thing, and a lot of people think he had issues.
"We DO need spouses...and don't call me Shirley."
I think to get rid of all the fundy need to procreate with eachother and devote themselves entirely to Jesus, we're gonna have our schedules full.buy one of these and get to work ensuring no fundy cheats on Pimp'n Jesus!
Fine, that´s the quickest way to depopulate the world. And for that matter, we should all too have a virgin mother and God as our biological father. Now, serious, have you stopped and thought!!?
Oh Jesus! Oh God! Ooh, yes Jesus! OH LORD! OH JESUS!! YES JESUS! OOOOH GOD, OH JESUS YESSSS!!! Mmmm, that was so good! is Jesus.
An intersting new take on the Bible's "be fruitful and multiply" passage.
But if you're celibate, won't God get all angry that you weren't fruitful and didn't multiply?
And then they find homosexuals abhoring because --this is their reasoning-- if everybody was a homosexual, the human race would die out in one generation.
Oh and by the way, if you go back to the first page you'll see that the poster is actually homosexual and living as married with his/her partner. So, yeah, sarcasm.
Fanatic fundamentalists deciding of their own free will to remove themselves from the gene pool? I think we should encourage this line of thought.
Can I modify that to "All fundies should be celibate" ?
As a species, they'd be extinct in just 40 or 50 years.
"Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses."
For once, I completely agree with a fundie. You stay single, Merciel. For the sake of the rest of normal, sane humanity.
...meanwhile, we non -Christians shall continue to be celibate. Sell-a-bit here, sell-a-bit there. X3
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the can-a-peas!
Hence monks.
Yet more contradictions inherent in your faith.
Tch...Oh, old Giga Guess, read the source material.
*Facepalm at self*
Yeah, read the source, people. This is quote mined. The full quote is thus:Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses. It's like with a car. If I have one car and need only one car, it'd be rather gluttonous to have two. In any case, I think anybody who thinks that celibacy is so easy should take that vow themselves.
It is clear, CLEAR sarcasm against people who think that homosexuals should just give up sex. Because, you know, it's just that easy.
You know, that's actually a good idea. Then the rest of humanity won't have to put up with fundies anymore.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's just sarcasm? Heh. Well, maybe some fundie will still take it seriously. We can only hope.
Stop me if you heard this one!
The Pope has come across some rare scrolls and says he wants to be alone while he reads them. After a while, a scream is heard from the Pope's office. His guards rush in to find His Holiness slumped over his desk and blubbering. When asked what's wrong, the Pope sobs "Celebrate! It said we were to celebrate!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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