I've now heard 2 prophetic words from different sources saying TRUMP will win presidency in order to accomplish God's will.
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*thinking back to 2008*
Me : "Good morning, Mother-In-Law. You seem very chipper today."
Mother-In-Law : "God just told me not to worry about Obama becoming President, because John McCain is going to win the election tomorrow!"
Me : "LOL!"
*thinking back to 2012*
Me : "Good morning, Mother-In-Law. You seem very chipper today."
Mother-In-Law : "God just told me not to worry about Obama getting re-elected, because Mitt Romney is going to win the election tomorrow!"
Me : "LOL!"
@antichrist
>Has anyone else heard similar?
I've heard that Obama is going to declare himself el Presidente for life on his last day in office. I've also heard that Rand Paul has a great chance of being our next president. I've also heard that people are delusional fucking morons. I believe that last one. Just call it a gut feeling.
...meanwhile, in February 2007:
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Even if Tom Cruz Control is not only nominated but wins, the above can be seen for what it was at that time: a joke .
But should Hillary Clinton get to the White House, even the concept of 'Prophet' will have to be redefined when Jeremy 'Murderer' Clarkson, Richard 'Brokeback' Hammond and James 'Captain Slow' May made such a terrifyingly precise prediction: as a joke .
The fact they're three Brits will be the least of your problems. Jeremy Clarkson is an Atheist. You know what that means, re. the so-called 'Will' that will have been proved wrong .
You have been warned.
Yeah, I heard that there's about a 2% chance Trump'll be elected, and that's a very very generous estimate. That's just calculating if there's a 50% chance for him to get knocked out at every stage of the election, his odds are actually much slimmer because, charge and decay, he actually needs the support of the republicans to get the nomination. In case you haven't noticed, he doesn't have that.
Feh. God also told Carson, Cruz, Huckabee, Jindal, Perry, Santorum and Walker to run. If true, then God has a sense of humor.
"Has anyone else heard similar?"
Why, yes! I've heard that there are people so self-absorbed that they believe anything that they think of will come true. I've also heard that there are idiots that believe anything they hear. It's a match made in Heaven!
Please cite them sources then never refer to those crazy bastards ever again.
Can anyone explain the popularity of Trump in the Evangelistic world since he doesn't, like their other faves, several his co runners, talk about Jesus and Biblical morals all the time?
I can:
@ Canadiest
Hate and that they would rather back a winner. If any or those other candidate could gain an upper hand on Trump the religious right would drop him. Yet so far he's the republican candidate winning and the religious right will back a winner as long as he's a republican.
The other repubs are also too scared to attack Trump making them seem weak by comparison.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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