There will be a time, soon, when all Christians will say, "Oh Yahweh! There is a black behind me. Go and cut off his head. Save me from this demon!"
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Damn you. Damn you all to hell. USE THE CORRECT CATEGORIES! We have a WONDERFUL category on FSTDT for "RACIST" quotes, and yet I always see RACIST quotes relegated into this section while the RACIST section remains woefully desolate of material.
I suggest that all racist material be moved to the correct category, as well as conspiratorial material that would better fit in the Conspiracy section.
Not at all a joke post.
Well, let me rephrase, while it is obviously a sarcastic post the truth is there are Churches that adhere to the "Cain and Abel" theory and the,"Mark of Cain" theory. I use the term, "Theory" rather loosely for obvious reasons.
The KKK, Aryan World Church, and the New Christian Crusade Church all adhere to this theory.The curse of Cain has been used as an explanation for the dark skin shades of people in various parts of Africa, and a justification for racism and slavery, and a ban in interracial marriage.
Which to me is reason enough to be Athiest. The Bible's vagueness allows it to be easily manipulated for the hateful and despicable.
“HAMAS aspires to implement Allah's promise, whatever time it may take. The Prophet, prayer and peace be upon him, said: The Hour [Day of Judgment] will not come until the Muslims will fight the Jews (and kill them); until the Jews hide behind rocks and trees, which will cry: Oh Muslim! Oh Abdullah! [Slave of Allah], there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. This will not apply to the gharqad [boxthorn] tree, which is a Jewish tree.’”
Is it my imagination, or do an awful lot of fundies have a bit of a fascination with beheading?
(I know in Utah they prefer bullets to decapitation, though...)
Oh Yahweh! There is a black behind me. Go and cut off his head.
Wait, shouldn't YOU be doing god's dirty work? I thought that was the way it worked. Every other fundie christian happily does all of god's chores so what makes you think god would go around chopping people's heads off when you could do it just as well?
Hmm... better not give him any ideas.
If you even so much as tried to send your sky daddy to cut my head off, I'd rocket upper cut his ass so FIERCE he wouldn't see it comin'.
ONE, TWO, THEE END! On that ass.
Sho 'nuff.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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