"I'm also coming to the conclusion -- through my own "science-less" investigation -- that cancer is not actually a "disease" at all."
Of course not. It's your Gawd's love. Read the OT and you'll see how it pleases him so to inflict such things on unsuspecting and, usually, undeserving humans.
"sounds weird, but tumors are actually the body's defense mechanism that kicks into gear to surround the cells that are out of control."
Uh, no. Cancer cells are the cells that are "out of control." There are, however, other cells whose specific function is to seek out and destroy rogue cells before they become tumors.
Good job Supersport! You almost got something right!
"The formation of a tumor is actually a self-defense mechanism designed to control the spread of the problem"
I guess if you're a creationist/IDer then this seems perfectly reasonable. To everyone else it appears to be a complete and utter fuck up by your supposedly omnipotent deity. What kind of moron "designs" a system to suppress cancer by creating tumors?
"therefore when science cuts tumors out of people, they are actually causing the cancer to spread!"
Which is why it generally doesn't come back if you get it all, right? You sure are a bright one Supersport.
