It's official:
Carico doesn't understand words.
This is how that "debate" went:
(Note that these are all paraphrases)
OTHER GUY: I think we can both agree that we should start with the very basics. Evolution heavily implies a very old Earth, right?
CARICO: NO! The Earth isn't millions of years old! God says so!
OTHER GUY: Carico, I'm not asking you to agree that the Earth is millions of years old, just that a very old Earth is involved, however indirectly, with the theory of evolution.
CARICO: NO! The Earth isn't millions of years old! God says so!
OTHER GUY: But that ...
CARICO: MOVING ON! The theory of evolution says that zebras can suddenly turn into apples.
OTHER GUY: Not even close. A.) Those are two existing species, and evolution is the modification of a species into an entirely new species, that is, the end result couldn't breed with its ancestors.
CARICO: But wouldn't apes have to breed with humans to produce humans? [The total disregard for logic, and the implication that evolution states that a species can only be produced by members of its own (currently existing) species breeding, possibly with members of other species, hurt me to write.]
OTHER GUY: Well, humans are apes.
And the rest is history.