It all goes back to Saturn,
THEY Own everything,
and they are staging Everything in the NEWS:
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Again, I'm really not sure if this person is insane and actually believes this, is a troll, or just trying to get conspiracy theorists to believe wacko ideas.
And of course the Saturn Death Cult is WAY worse than the Death Cults of Mercury, Venus, Mars, the Asteroids, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
And the favourite thing they own is the internet. But their favourite number being 8 was a bit of a surprise to me. I didn't know it was possible to have a favourite number. Surely it depends on the context.
I'd prefer to have 10,974,545 diamonds rather than 8 diamonds. On the other hand, I'd prefer to be near 8 milligrams of dynamite rather than be near to 8,000,000,000 tons of dynamite.
I mean out of an infinite range of numbers, they all agree that 8 is their favourite? Lucky ol' 8. Perhaps they like the symbol for 8, which is a bit like nothing stacked on nothing.
The mysterious thoughts of Land of the CUBE are reminiscent of godlike products in their own strange way.
Wingnut to English translation -- "I want more stuff and my favorite number isn't eight."
P.S. LotC, you folks are utterly un-godlike.
And do they actually call themselves the 'Saturn' death cult? Could somebody tell me why (and how) they would come to use a name for their home world that is concidentally exactly the same as the one that we (humans, from Earth, never been to Saturn except for our space probes) made up for it?? Are they fans of Roman mythology too?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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