I've made this point. Consider, an obscure carpenters son, charged and convicted of sedition, then executed. Think about the odds, that time it'self is reconed from the day of this mans birth. What year is it? 2005. 2005 from when? 2005 from the birth of Jesus Christ. If there is no God and Jesus is not the son of God, how could this have happened?
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I want to gather every friggin' fundie that spouts this kind of bullshit, and gather them in an arena. Over loudspeakers, I'll say; "The terms "BC" and "AD" came about AFTER JESUS' (alleged) DEATH! It's just a convenient method of dating!"
Then I'll hit the sprinklers.
Uh, a billion Chinese would like to have a word with you. It's the year 4607 over there. Oh, and a billion Muslims might also want to speak with you. It's 1429 in the Islamic world (but often seems more like the early 1300's over there).
Time is an artifact. When you write the calendar, you get to choose the starting point. Why does the United States use the Gregorian calendar? Because the guys who set up our government were form Europe, and for along a time, both the Roman and the Holy Roman Empire had a lot of power over there.
"I've made this point. Consider, an obscure carpenters son, charged and convicted of sedition, then executed."
Consider, an obscure Hobbit, charged with taking the One Ring to Mount Doom, then saving Middle Earth. Yeah, about as convincing as your little argument.
"Think about the odds, that time it'self is reconed from the day of this mans birth. What year is it? 2005. 2005 from when? 2005 from the birth of Jesus Christ. If there is no God and Jesus is not the son of God, how could this have happened?"
You do know that time was not recorded in such a way until a 6th century monk named Dionysius Exiguus invented it in order to identify a number of Easters for a project he was working on. Even after it was invented, Western Europe didn't use the system widely until sometime in the 8th century. Until that point even the Popes continued to date documents and such using regnal years. The A.D. system didn't spread completely throughout Europe until the 11-14th centuries. In fact, Portugal held out until 1422.
Thus concludes our history lesson.
Fidel Castro - an obscure sugar farmer's son.
Adolf Hitler - an obscure customs official's son.
Coretta Scott King - an obscure farmer's daughter
Marie Curie - an obscure teacher's daughter
Muhammad - an obscure carpet trader's son
George Bush - an... oh well... never mind
Point being, most people who changed the world come from obscure and unassuming families. That's the beauty of it. And at least the ones I named actually existed.
And the only reason we are counting up from Jesus' birth is because emperor Constantine decided it'd be a good idea to make Christianity the state religion of the Roman empire - for, get this, political reasons . So don't get too excited, pal.
Problem: It wasn't an obscure carpenter at the time of the calendar's creation, because the person who made the calendar and set 0 at roughly the time of Jesus's birth was Christian in a predominantly Christian Europe. So, you lose.
The man who created the modern dating system was a monk who lived in the 700s, I believe. Obviously, Jesus was the most important thing in his life. Calendars have been and probably will be in the future started from the date of important events - the Roman one, for instance, started from the alleged date founding of Roma by the mythical first king, Romulus. However, this is almost undoubtedly incorrect and so is our BC/AD calendar - the monk did a heroic job by calculating what year Jesus would have been born in according to pre-existing calendars using the events during his life, but messed up. He also didn't start on AD 0 like he should have, because Christians thought the number 0 was heretical. Nice, eh?
* Assyrian calendar
* Armenian calendar
* Astronomical year numbering
* Bahá'í calendar
* Bengali calendar
* Berber calendar
* Buddhist calendar
* Chinese calendar
* Coptic calendar
* Ethiopian calendar
* Fiscal year varies with different countries. Used in accounting only.
* Germanic calendar (still in use by Ásatrúar)
* Gregorian calendar (used by most countries in the world today. Also named Christian calendar)
* Hebrew calendar
* Hindu calendars
* Indian national calendar
* ISO week date
* Iranian calendar
* Irish calendar
* Islamic calendar
* Japanese calendar
* Javanese calendar
* Juche calendar
* Julian calendar (still used by Orthodox churches for Easter)
* Revised Julian calendar
* Lithuanian calendar
* Malayalam calendar
* Maya calendar (parts still used by Maya Indians)
* Minguo calendar
* Nanakshahi calendar
* Nepali calendar
* Nepal Sambat
* Republic of China calendar
* Romanian calendar
* Runic calendar (Still in use by Ásatrúar)
* Taiwanese calendar
* Tamil Calendar
* Thai lunar calendar (still used for some Thai holidays)
* Thai solar calendar
* Tibetan calendar
* Zoroastrian calendar (including Parsi)
* Ancient Macedonian calendar
* Attic calendar
* Aztec calendar
* Babylonian calendar
* Byzantine calendar
* Coligny calendar
* Egyptian calendar
* Enoch calendar
* French Revolutionary calendar
* Hellenic calendar
* Mesoamerican calendars
* Pentecontad calendar
* Positivist calendar
* Roman calendar
* Runic calendar
* Soviet revolutionary calendar
* King's Calendar
All of these calanders would love to have a word with you about your asinine presumption Harlin.
# olocene calendar
# International Fixed Calendar (also called the International Perpetual calendar)
# World Calendar
# Leap week calendars
* Pax Calendar
* Common-Civil-Calendar-and-Time
* Symmetry454
# Clock Calendar
If the Gregorian gets switched up, these ones will also like to have a word with you.
Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_calendars
Because a monk called Dionysius Exiguus thought of it, then the author Bede used it a lot. He was hugely popular, hence it passed into common consciousness.
Much the same way as expressions like "for goodness' sake", "own flesh and blood" and "wild-goose chase" were coined by Shakespeare, who, being hugely popular, then caused them to pass into the common consciousness.
1. the priests of the 4th century were the noisiest, nastiest, pushiest people you could meet, happily encouraging their flocks to kill other Xians and unbelievers.
2. they frightened shit out of a certain emperor, who, however, ensured that the Xian creed matched his politics.
3. Said state religion then extirpated anyone who stood in its way (unlike the civilised revious religions that only punished those who would destroy them.
They thus embedded themselves into western civilisation over time, and dragged the enlightened cultures of Rome, Byzantium and Egypt (et al) into the dark ages
inmate22841 wrote:
"But he was born between 6 BC and 4 BC."
And then, only if the accounts of the events around his birth in Matthew and Luke are accurate.
Which is at best questionable.
It is the 20th year of the Heisei era , and -unlike Jeebus' case- there is no doubt that emperor Akihito actually exists, or that the current era started on the day he was crowned.
Or if you prefer the French Revolutionary calendar, we're currently in the year CCXVII (217) of the Republic.
Historians, during a time and region dominated by Christianity, chose an arbitrary point in time they believed notable to record time against? I don't see how that proves that Jesus was God, just that some people at some point in time believed him to be so.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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