None of your substitutions have any merit or basis in fact. Atheists deny God. They are the walking dead. Literally. They are noone going anywhere. Their existence is pretty much pointless when you think about the grand scheme of things... On the other hand, there are many Jews, Negroes and Irish people that acknowledge God on a personal and intimate level that have a purpose, that have a goal and have secured eternal life. You'll have to think of something better, I'm afraid.
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"Jews, Negroes, and Irish people"
WTF???
By 'Irish', I assume he means Catholics.
But the 'Negroes' bit has me boggling.
Negroe? Are you lazy, or just stupid? C'mon, say it with me; "African American". Slowly at first, we don't want you to hurt yourself. Got it? Good.
I think we're supposed to be admiring his tolerance or something.
Look, he might not think athiests deserve to live, but he's accepted the coloreds have souls! Even the Irish!
Jews? negroes? Irish?
Antisemitism, Racism and xenofobia in one sentence....
Boy, is he a man of his time XD... the XVI century.
But the best one? Claiming that atheists are vampires XD
Atheists find no evidence for gods, that is all.
Jews had your god before you caught on, stupid. Irish people are traditionally very religious, stupid. Both Jews and Irish people can have dark skin, as the color of your skin tells nothing about your religion, stupid.
What kind of substitution are you talking about? I don't need an invisible friend; I'm a grown up.
The presence of "Negroes and Irish people" bumped this into very calm whaargarble.
I am LITERALLY a zombie? Whoah. Trippy.
:( Still can't hold my breath more than a minute.
"Wherefore if ye be dead with Christ from the rudiments of the world, why, as though living in the world, are ye subject to ordinances,"
- Colossians 2:20 (KJV)
According to Paul it is Christians who are the walking dead
" I'm afraid."
You got that right.
Pussy.
“None of your substitutions have any merit or basis in fact. Atheists deny God.”
“They are the walking dead. Literally.”
“They are noone going anywhere.”
“Their existence is pretty much pointless when you think about the grand scheme of things...”
“On the other hand, there are many Jews, Negroes and Irish people that acknowledge God on a personal and intimate level that have a purpose, that have a goal and have secured eternal life.”
“You'll have to think of something better, I'm afraid.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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