Taylor Swift is a spiritual nightmare to tween and teen girls today! She's public enemy number one to teen girls! Please don't let that little witch deceive you with her wickedness! Let all the kooks, Communists, quacks and queers rage, God is still on His throne!!! Judgment Day is soon coming for everyone!!! Oh listen my friend, God loves you! God sent His only begotten Son into the world to die on the cross for your sins and mine. What has the Devil ever done for you? That's right, nothing! Taylor Swift serves the Devil. Her perverted videos, and songs about shaking your butt, and seeking revenge on others is worldliness. Taylor Swift didn't pay for your sins. Christ died on the cross for your sins! Jesus was buried, and then He miraculously arose bodily from the dead three days later. Jesus Christ did that for you friend! Romans 5:8, “But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” I love you enough, whoever you may be, to tell you THE TRUTH!
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Davie identified from the first two words. I've never met this guy personally, never communicated with him in any way, but I'm pretty sure I could identify him on the street, if it ever came to that, just from listening to him for a few seconds. Hell, at this point, give me an exascale-computing capable supercomputer (the Chinese are planning to put one into service next year btw), and I'm pretty sure I could create an identical copy of him just from reading those rants.
I've told you, you're already overdrawn on your allotted number of exclamation points for the year. Hard to believe that a couple of days ago you just told us how sinful it was to judge others, and that you wouldn't do anything like that. Tell me, is the other Davey coming out to play tomorrow?
Taylor Swift is a fairly boring singer. I would barely know that she existed, if it wasn't for Mr Kiddydiddler. You are doing the Devil's work, Kiddydiddler!
Judge not, lest ye be judged, Kiddydiddler.
What's wrong with shaking your butt? It's yours to shake if you want to. God supposedly gave us butts, and he supposedly gave us music (or all Gospel is the work of the devil too).
If you can't handle a human being shaking his or her butt, you should not be let out on your own, Kiddydiddler. You have a dirty, irresponsible, sinful mind.
"Taylor Swift is a spiritual nightmare to tween and teen girls today! She's public enemy number one to teen girls!"
But in other news, let's not forget that you're not supposed to air people's sins in public. That's between them and their god, right?
Christ, Dave, at least post one of your two-faced screeds under an assumed name, why don't you?
He miraculously arose bodily from the dead three days later
I'm going to be pedantic here and point out that it was only one full day and short parts of two days. The phrase is "on the third day He rose from the dead," not "three days later." Friday evening to Sunday morning is more like 40 hours, not 72.
>Taylor Swift makes Apple rage
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>Taylor Swift makes Repubicans rage: to the extent that Trumptards go extra-salty about her on /pol/
>Taylor Swift makes David J. Pedo rage
From where I'm standing, Tay-Tay is superior to your 'God', Dave-o.
@HS
an exascale-computing capable supercomputer (the Chinese are planning to put one into service next year btw)
They're already making the Sunway Taihulight obsolete ?!
@Churchy LaFemme
I'm going to be pedantic here
Sorry, but I have to correct you. Most Near Eastern cultures use what is called "inclusive counting." This means that counting begins with (includes) the current object. For instance, if you're leaving and say "I'll be back in two days" that means you'll be back tomorrow, today being the first of the two days in question. Thus, when the New Testament says Jesus rose "three days later", it's counting Friday as the first day, making Sunday the third day.
Most Western cultures use exclusive counting. (clicky)
Very good, Davey, you've made a Taylor fan of me! Mind you, that's after I stop chundering at the thought of you pulling yourself over her vids, you putrid wanker.
@Anon-e-moose
They're already making the Sunway Taihulight obsolete?!
Yup, it's actually coming out later than I thought, in 2020 (the Americans apparently plan to put one into operation by 2023), but, yeah, in a few years we'll see the unveiling of the first supercomputer with the capacity to theoretically equal the computational output of human brain. The news in those areas has been getting quite interesting and rewarding to watch as an Orion's Arm junkie and a low-key transhumanism obsessive. Human mind equivalent supercomputers about to be constructed, the Pentagon and various private companies investing in and developing neuro-technological link technology, genetic modification technology becoming rapidly widespread, virtual/augmented reality sure to become a big thing in two decades at most, world leaders in politics, business and science talking about the need to regulate the inevitably coming warbots and genetically-enhanced supersoldiers, economists and lawmakers all over the world coming to grips with the fact that mass automation is coming, those jobs are never coming back and a lot more are joining them, unemployment figures in most countries are never going under two digit percentages as a result, UBI is the future... It's all just starting, but holy fuck, is it awesome to watch anyway.
Unrelated P.S.: As for Tay-Tay... 2018 AMAs *mic drop*
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