So....all u haters & trolls out there?? Guess how uneducated u r? #COVEFEFE #covefefegate. #YouGoPOTUS #MAGA #AmericaFirst #ThursdayThoughtimage
(Covfefe' (pronounced "cuv-fee-fae") is an Antediluvian term for.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsised. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
My President - Got eeeeeemmmm!
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How hard is it to read a sentence? None of these "oh, Trump didn't make a mistake, he was using an obscure word you've never heard of" nutjobs can seem to produce a meaning that makes any sense in the context that he originally used it, which is only oh, I don't know, ON THE INTERNET FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. >:|
Also, maybe someone better versed than I in the Bible can speak to this, but... isn't "the sons of Adam" everybody? (Or at least all men?) And isn't "the fallen who had led man astray"... Adam? (I guess it could be Satan.)
What language is it? What root word is it derived from? How about its declension, just to show off for the boys back home? Use it in a coherent sentence, please, unlike Trump. Now define "coherent" for extra points, and give an example of a coherent sentence by the president. Show all references.
What Pharaoh Bastethotep said and also, can't you idiots just accept that grumpy Trumpy was likely half-asleep and using fat stubby thumbs on small fat little hands when he typoed "coverage"? The fact that he removed it [NOTE: It wasn't soon afterwards. It was 6 hours later. Sorry.] afterwards shows that even HE realized he misspelled something in the worst way.
"He made a typo!" See? Problem solved! That's all you idiots had to say! No weird stuff about Yiddish, Arabic, secret code-words or weird mythical pre-flood languages that we have no idea what they sounded like!
These wingnuts could've done the simplest thing, "Trump made a typo. Meant to write 'coverage'. Screwed up." DUH!
All I can think of is that these dorks are obsessed with the Annoying Orange 2.0 being super-perfect and infallible!
Duh, It's clearly a code-word warning to his FSB handler. Shortly after the message was posted an otherwise unremarkable man in Georgetown locked up his florist shop, left a small chalkmark on a nearby wall and disappeared forever.
@Doubting Thomas
I'm sorry, I have a translation of covfefe here which means "I am a dumbass."
This retard even proves it:
Guess how uneducated u r? #COV[b]EFEFE
Guess who is so uneducated, they can't even spell that word properly: with three 'E's.
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Better get off your own Twitter with your nonsense then, Twit.
@ SpukiKitty
Honestly, Trump reminds me waaaay to much of "1984". And I haven't even read that novel!
"How is this word pronounced?"
Okay, smartypants, if this word means what you say it means, how does it even make sense in the context Trump used it in?
Or you could just admit it was a typo. No big deal... unless it's somehow central to your core beliefs that Trump be infallible ( thus meaning you worship him as God).
Are you a cultist, or just desperate?
Jesus Christ, the mental and logistic gymnastics these people will go through just to avoid admitting that
He fucking mistyped, it doesn't make him the greatest monster in human history, it just makes him human. Why are they so fucking afraid of that.
@ #2059490
Or you could just admit it was a typo. No big deal
But that's exactly the point: it is a big deal, it's a **huge** deal.
The President of the United States, yes, the honest to God President of the United States, tweets out to the world at 12:06 AM, breaking off about halfway through with some dumb typo and then apparently falls asleep, alone, only to find his tweet when he wakes up about six hours later.
WTF is this? Just imagine what that's means for the world? He's the goddam President, the POTUS. This shouldn't be happening. What's going on? How far have we come? Do we accept this as normal now? Just six months ago this would have been huge, perhaps an international incident, and now it's the new normal from a totally nutcase president who's making decisions that will affect our lives for decades to come. This isn't some ranting loner in his basement, this is the POTUS. It's a symptom that something is very wrong in the White House.
No big deal? Hell no, a huge deal.
So President Shit for Brains tweets gibberish while sitting on the can; we all knew that. Maybe now my hopes of reading a headline containing the words "Trump, Dead, & Toilet" are not entirely improbable. Come on, President Clockwork Orange! Pull an Elvis! That truly would make us...better. Still far from great.
And if that pic supplied by Moose-kun is indeed accurate, Jali_Cat looks like one stupid bitch. I think she meant "subsided" rather than "subsised". She must suffer from the same disease as her imaginary boyfriend Donald, commonly known as "Craniorectalosis", or having one's head up their own ass. So sorry you silly little bleached blonde bitch, but Donald is taken. By Vlad, & he plays for keeps. Now get the fuck off my web, you stupid twat.
I used to work with a fundy who said he had only ever read one book, and only one part of it - Revelation. He said, "In the end, we win."
#COV[b]EFEFE
Meh.
Ready, Steady, [I]Bullshit[/I]! :
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My Ashens - Got eeeeeerrrr !
Poor Jerky_Cat!
We know [I]better[/I].
(And anyone wanting to register with the screename 'Top General PQRTS ', go right ahead, it's up for grabs. On a strictly first served, first come basis, however. Be a good codename for a senior military intelligence operative who's working incognito: Covfefe , if you will...!)
I like that a typo has not only become a meme, but it's become a fucking conspiracy theory too.
Truly covfefe must be powerful.
Covfefe' (pronounced "cuv-fee-fae") is an Antediluvian term for.
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Poor Alt-Shitists! [/Navy La Penis, UKRAP]
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