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Roosh #sexist twitter.com

Pants were invented for men, not women. It's impossible for a woman to wear pants (jeans, yoga pants, dress pants, leggings, dungarees, etc) without sexualizing her body, since they highlight her legs, curves, and rear end. Women who want to be modest should not own pants at all.

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David Duke #racist #conspiracy twitter.com

Tucker is RIGHT! White Supremacy is a ZioMedia Conspiracy Theory! The term is itself a lie. Millions of White activists are NOT "supremacists" We seek NOT to oppress or destroy any race! Human Rights for all - EVEN FOR WHITE PEOPLE! Stop antiWhite racism!

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Aluζky #fundie twitter.com

"Animals can’t consent"←And earth can't be spherical, right?

Scientific evidence on animals mating rituals and language shows that they can consent to sex. Zoosexual porn also shows animals consenting to sex with humans.

Zoosexuality is not a mental illness, it can't be cured.

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Donald Trump #racist #wingnut twitter.com

So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
....and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how....
....it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!

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di butler and RAMZPAUL #racist #conspiracy twitter.com

(di butler)
Why are people from Tanzania even *in* the US, to begin with? For what reason could America need people from an extremely violent, backward country where the mean IQ is 68?

(RAMZPAUL)
Same reason they are in Sweden and Finland. The goal is to eliminate any White areas. Once White areas are gone, White people will be gone. This is why the globalists are so angry at countries that resist such as Hungary and Poland.

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Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut twitter.com

Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body! The so-called vote to be taken is a Democrat con game. Republicans should not show “weakness” and fall into their trap. This should be a vote on the filthy language, statements and lies told by the Democrat.....
.....Congresswomen, who I truly believe, based on their actions, hate our Country. Get a list of the HORRIBLE things they have said. Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%. Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!

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John Piper #fundie twitter.com

Daniel's message to all self-sufficient leaders: The God you ignore is "the God in whose hand is your breath, and whose are all your ways" (Daniel 5:23).

Indeed: "In his hand is the breath of all mankind” (Job 12:10).

Every breath without thanks is treason.

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trilllizard666 #sexist twitter.com

fellas we need to ban women from playing video games

you are disallowed and legally barred you are too stupid to understand obvious plotpoints

you are FORBIDDEN now, i don't make the laws

i could spend an entire fucking afternoon explaining the thematic basis and cultural context of a fucking video game but you'll just collectively spit out a meme at me and block me because your tiny woman brain can't conceive of anything that isn't your circle's interpretation

especially women that say "oh yeah gender roles are fake" and then as soon as a dude is wearing a dress or acting femininely you go and say "oh they're trans" because you don't see men and boys at all, you see only broken women and let us fix you uwu

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Aimee Terese #sexist twitter.com

#metoo is long awaited catharsis for ageing starfuckers everywhere. That time your naked 19 year old self gave a handy to a celebrity photographer is now your trauma ticket to the 15 minutes of fame you were denied back then. He and the skin pics are finally going to pay off!

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Kathleen Stock #transphobia twitter.com

Transwomen are male. Most have penises. Many fancy females. These too are facts. There are documented cases of transwomen harming females. If we legally allow transwomen into female-only spaces, SOME females will be hurt by SOME transwomen. It's utterly predictable.

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Donald Trump quoting LindseyGrahamSC #conspiracy #wingnut twitter.com

“We all know that AOC and this crowd are a bunch of Communists, they hate Israel, they hate our own Country, they’re calling the guards along our Border (the Border Patrol Agents) Concentration Camp Guards, they accuse people who support Israel as doing it for the Benjamin’s,....
....they are Anti-Semitic, they are Anti-America, we don’t need to know anything about them personally, talk about their policies. I think they are American citizens who are duly elected that are running on an agenda that is disgusting, that the American people will reject......
....What does it mean for America to have free Healthcare for Illegal Immigrants, no criminalization of coming into our Country - See how that works for controlling Immigration! They talk about Israel like they’re a bunch of thugs, not victims of the entire region. They wanted...
.....to impeach President Trump on DAY ONE. Make them the face of the future of the Democrat Party, you will destroy the Democrat Party. Their policies will destroy our Country!” @LindseyGrahamSC Need I say more?

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John Q. Publius #wingnut twitter.com

Immigration is rape. To violate the territorial integrity of a sovereign nation without the consent of the people, to say nothing of the resultant violence, is exactly analogous to rape.

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John Piper #fundie twitter.com

We come to the close of Asa’s conflicted life, and watch him bring it to a sorry end.

"Yet even in his disease he did not seek the Lord, but sought help from physicians.” 2 Chronicles 16:12

Surely, we are all to take heed, and pray, “Lord help us to end well.“

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laina banaina #sexist twitter.com

i sincerely believe that a huge proportion of grown men are pedophiles. they just hide it well because they know it’s taboo. every so often someone else is outed as a creep and we’re somehow surprised as if our entire culture isn’t entrenched in the infantilization of women.

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Georgiy #moonbat twitter.com

I looked up the age difference for Stalin and his wife and I gotta say, our king shouldn’t have had a 21 year gap and now I really don’t know how to feel

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Gary Bernstein #wingnut twitter.com

Dear @ROHLL5, why has everybody in the media missed the obvious truth about the #FakeMeToo Accusers?
They’re always accusing a Conservative.
And, all of the REAL Me Too’s, were victimized by Democrats?
Are we living in a Twilight Zone Groundhog Day Special Episode?

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Selim Bradly #racist #conspiracy twitter.com

(Commenting on an article on an energy crisis in South Africa)

This is actually incredibly black pilling.

You would think this would break the spell. This would be the nail in the coffin of the cult. “Well there you have it: they went to black rule & everything went to shit, let’s do everything to not have it happen in US/Europe”.

But no.

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Adam Ford twitter.com

Anonymous, rage-filled domestic terrorists who worship a toxic ideology and commit mob violence against innocent people with the silent compliance of local authorities and the media. Antifa is the new KKK.

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Edago #psycho #transphobia twitter.com

[Submitter's note, the following is a PM from furaffinity, the link leads to a tweet from the reciever of said PM]


**RE: Why hello there!**

Just so you know, i am a furry too, but i am so sick and tired of all the rubbish the far left has done to me directly and inderectly i stopped being a social justice warrior.


If you wanna pretend there are 200 genders be my guest, but do not have a little temper tantrum and call people a nazi because they do not share the same beliefs or opinions as you.


If you have not guessed by now, i am the guy you called a nazi on dead by daylight...


I hope you know that when you behave that way you turn people against you. I used to be a fan of communism and i loved Obama, but when i saw how the democrats reacted when Trump won i was both horrified and ashamed of them.


Just some friendly advice... Instead of calling people names like Nazi when they fail to agree with you or respect your safe space, act like a grown adult and agree to disagree.

I also just wanted to share this video with you because it reminded me of you and GEN Z in general.

PS

I never got hooked.. (wink) Have a nice day, and see you during Trumps re-election!


**RE: Videos for you**

[Links to "Punch the Nazi" by Ruka Ruka Ali & "Come be PC" by Chris Ray Gun]


It did not send the link in the previous message so here, i just wanted to share these two videos since i thought you would get a laugh out of them! I hope to play with you again on dead by daylight soom... Maybe with me being the killer so i can show you what happens to Antifa in my neighborhood OwO

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Stefan Molyneux #racist #quack #ableism twitter.com

@Scientific American

ADHD is typically described by the problems it presents, but it may also provide an advantage: the ability to think more creatively
“ADHD” grew in proportion to mass immigration.
Hyper-creative white boys got crazy bored with dumbed-down value-less “education.”
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praise you ☭ #moonbat #transphobia #conspiracy twitter.com

this comment below the article articulates things quite well. Identity politics is a tool of the ruling class to pit workers against each other rather than focus on class struggle, congrats on serving the ruling class.

Trans is a product of capitalism. You are buying an identity. Making the purchase easier isn’t revolutionary. There is zero-evidence that hormones are live-saving. This is the typical hyperbolic nonsense that the trans movement spouts. Gender is a tool of women’s oppression; not an identity playground, not some internal essence or belief that changes material reality. If people who think otherwise were a little smarter they’d realize they’re conservatives. Gender identity is to the left what climate change denial is to the right. If you are Ph.D. level philosophy student and can’t think any better this you should consider a lawsuit against the schools you’ve attended. They owe you a refund.
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Iain Macwhirter #transphobia twitter.com

“Cis” is both a term of abuse and a form of linguistic apartheid. It robs women of their unique sexual identity. Intimidates them into accepting the absurd proposition that any man can become a biological female just by announcing it. “Cis” is the most extreme form of misogyny

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Aimee Terese #moonbat twitter.com

Metoo is a self aggrandising project squabbling over scraps at the neoliberal table, framing justice as gender war (instead of class war) is retarded, and it merely props up the status quo by avoiding structural critique. I’m not imagining utopia, I’m pointing out a smug fraud.

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Mark Taylor #fundie twitter.com

Coincidence that Missouri was hit with Tornadoes right after they signed the abortion bill? That same line of storms had Tornado warning in DC yesterday right before Trump gave ok for declass. The enemy is trying to intimidate. It won't work, your a defeated enemy! Victory! ...-

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Aimee Terese #sexist #moonbat twitter.com

@itsa_talia

https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/1124948284785688576

there is so much cum on your face

being a woman is totally normal and very cool

The hysterical discourses of our era — #metoo prime among them — adopt a patina of sexual moralism, but the sex is a mere cloak by which bourgeoise ideology propagates & reproduces itself. Discursive gasoline poured on a fire of neoliberal acceleration, atomisation and alienation.

Ladies splashing their asinine antagonism toward men all over the timeline are showing their sterile, ruling class hand. Most women don't have the luxury of hysterical revulsion toward their partners. Caring isn't creepy; it's deeply human to need other people and to be needed.

That ruling class hand becomes an iron fist upon receipt of a lonely fools flirty DM. If you're an adult who cannot politely but firmly reject an unrequited advance or hit the block button, you need help. So does every yas-kween girlboss and male-ally enabler in your mentions.

99.99% of the people who have ever lived would LOVE for a cum filled dm to be the "emotional burden" they have to bear. Ruling class scum.

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MadhuPurnima Kishwar #fundie #psycho twitter.com

[On Nathuram Godse]
Sure he murdered Gandhi but he didn't hit & run. He surrendered & faced the trial with heroic courage & left a very powerful testament as to why he murdered Gandhi. I CONDEMN the murder but I admire Godse's courage in facing the gallows, staying firm on his version of patriotism

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Stefan Molyneux #conspiracy #racist twitter.com

The Irish government:

1. We really need to reduce our environmental impact

2. We’re going to import a million people from the third world, so we’re going to need over half a million new houses

“Environmentalism” is a codeword for population replacement.

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Brian Chan #fundie twitter.com

Adam and Eve never doubted God’s existence.

Satan tempted our parents to doubt God’s goodness.

So it is with us today. With every “no”, setback, failure, loss, and rejection - we doubt God’s goodness.

So, cry to God... and trust He is good.

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Mathsew #transphobia twitter.com

This is being submitted for being truscum.

Honestly nothing makes me more angry than detransitioners who turn into TERFs. The trans community literally took u in, accepted, supported, and gave advice. But the 2nd u find out ur wrong abt being trans u blame the community and try to destroy it??????

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Stefan Molyneux #racist twitter.com

You know there are modern colour images of white farmers slaughtered by blacks right?

If you keep ginning up racial hatred, the blacks will kill the whites and/or drive them off.

Then the blacks will starve. Avg IQ low 70s

Have some compassion for them all man. Don’t do this.

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Spandrell #wingnut twitter.com

[Re: Oreo running Pride Month ads in the United States and showing a model of Beijing’s Palace Museum made of Oreos in China]

Globohomo rules the West so capitalism becomes @WokeCapital.

In China patriarchs rule the country so capital makes homage to traditional art.

It's that simple. Culture is downstream from politics.

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Jason #wingnut #racist twitter.com

Andie the Obamanista: I'm taking a guess that the Virginia Beach shooter will be a white man

Charles Worrell: When the chief said they gave him first aid after they shot him, despite him having engaged them in a long running heavy gun battle, 'because that's what cops do', I was pretty certain too he was telling us: '...so no, not a black suspect.' 😑

Jason: Love how the shooter turned out to be Black and exposed the racist grifters you fuckers really are.

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Vernaculis, et al #fundie twitter.com

[In response to the panel on Linking White Supremacy and Anti-Abortion Movements]

Vernaculis: It’s awesome that the panel just outright says what they’re planning to do without shame. They could’ve named it “Exploring Possible Overlap Between Racist & Anti-Abortion Extremism.”

Very sub-par propaganda effort

#EnoughisEnough: maybe your being sarcastic & I’m not following(?)
So I will state what is true:
The pro-abortion movement & cash-crop industry was founded by white supremacy in favor or race cleansing/eugenics.
Read about Margaret Sanger, Founder of Planned Parenthood :
https://www.frc.org/op-eds/margaret-sanger-racist-eugenicist-extraordinaire …

IliveontheInternet: Abortion kills more blacks then whites. So in essence out-lawing abortion would increase the non-white birth rate. Something the alt-right hates.

Ava Aelius: I mean, is it propaganda to show that the white genocide conspiracy crowd would also be anti-white people getting abortions?

Colonel Crackbaby: Smart white supremacists would be pro abortion, considering POC are morw likely to be aborted. But no one ever accused white supremacists of being smart.

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Martin Yirrell #fundie twitter.com

(=This is only the start of a long tiraid he goes off against dozens of other people=)

Martin Yirrell: No one is a Gay Christian.

GMaccy101: Seriously, find something more worthwhile to do with your time and leave Vicky alone.

Martin Yirrell: There can be nothing more worthwhile than warning the sinner of the peril they are in.

GMaccy101: We shall not agree so best if you go and find some other people to be more positive with.

Martin Yirrell: You don't think my comment is positive, it is at the heart of the gospel.

GMaccy101: If that is your gospel, it's not love as far as I'm concerned. Look at the hurt you are causing. Now, go and spread some love somewhere else.

Martin Yirrell: Is it not love to warn sinners of the peril they are in and point them to the only answer?
It is not love to accept their sin and say nothing about it.
The surgeon's knife causes pain but in the long term heals.

maartenw #FBPE: No surgeon would remove Cataracts from your eyes if he was suffering from the same condition. You are infected with the same disease so no, you have no right to judge. Take the Plank out of your own eye first

Martin Yirrell: Try reading the rest of Matthew 7. And should I not warn those in mortal danger of their danger?

maartenw #FBPE: Nope you're so full of your own sin you don't even know what sin is. All you have is your own highly unreliable interpretation of the bible. Furthermore this isn't about warning others. You do this because it feeds your pride and makes you feel better about yourself.

Martin Yirrell: Actually it's a fairly plain statement:
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. (Matthew 7:15 [ESV])
Clearly you didn't bother reading the rest of Matthew 7.

Larry McCauley: It's self-indulgence dressed up as concern. Love doesn't harass or uselessly re-open wounds. As for sin...sin is a choice. Being gay is not. As far as condemnation goes; God is love & all encompassing. What is all-encompassing can have no opposite.

Martin Yirrell: Being 'gay' is simply a choice to behave in a sexually immoral way. God is three persons, not an all encompassing force.

Martin Yirrell: Try to stop using potty language like a seven year old.

Crispin: Martin, whatever profound mental issues you have that cause this obsession with other people's sexuality, I urge you not to inflict them on this person you don't know. Or anyone for that matter. Keep your warped head to yourself.

Gerry: That passage..Basically says no one will inhenrit the kingdom... He who is without blame, cast the first stone..

Martin Yirrell: Actually it doesn't, because it goes on to say that Christians are washed from such sin.

Gerry: But that means ALL Christians, including gays

Martin Yirrell: There are no gays.

Gerry:????

Martin Yirrell: They are just sexual sinners in need of salvation.

Gerry: #Corinthians 13-'faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.' #Celebrate #Rejoice, don't reject

Martin Yirrell: Homosexuality is not about love, it's about lust.

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Roosh Valizadeh #conspiracy twitter.com

This "black hole" photo is almost certainly fake. I'm not good at photoshop but can create a more believable black hole photo. It only went viral because the news is desperate to pat a woman on the head for doing anything but make a baby.

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Kristy #fundie twitter.com

It’s sad when a professing Christian calls oppressive God’s mercy and wisdom for lovingly & graciously exempting women from the burden of the role of elder/preacher/pastor.

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Chris Holman #conspiracy twitter.com

The attacker in Christchurch is from British -Jewish Parents, his family got out from Palestine after 1948 war & settled in Australia. He visited Israel ( Palestine ) in 2017 and 2018 and he is a member of freemason in Canberra.

New Zealand’s “terrorist” attack has nothing to do with white supremacy or any racial hate. Gunman Brenton Tarrant has a close relationship with Zionist Right Wing Nationalist Groups that are supported and funded by the US/Israeli government. He had quite an extensive background in peration Talpiot, last visiting Israel in 2016intelligence and special forces training. Brenton is a Black Ops killer with dual Israeli/Australian citizenship spending his “missing time” training with the IDF (Israeli Defence Force) and involved in O. How could both the NZ and Australia police not know about this?

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Nozrati #sexist twitter.com

Fuck @ChelseaClinton ! So proud of this brave soul standing up to these white terrorist imperial cunts. Just 2 weeks ago she was attacking @IlhanMN and now she has #ThoughtsAndPrayers go fuck yourself bitch. #ChurchChrist #BDS

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em #fundie twitter.com

Chelsea Clinton is so fucking annoying. She openly condemned Ilhan Omar for speaking negatively about Israel, actual monsters, and tried to play it like Anti-Semitism, spoiler its not. Now she’s crying because Muslim’s are rightfully mad at her for pretending to care about them.