We all accept the "little -e". Show us "Big-E" - horses with wings,zebras from cucumbers, monkey-men.
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monkey-men
The big E hey, what you mean like horses and elephants, and monkeys, and humans, and fish, and birds, and mammals, and marsupials, and insects, and amphibians and reptiles?
Well, I'll show you those when you can show me the burning bush, pillar of fire, parting of the red sea, and men living a thousand years or so.
Evolution isn't a freaking magic trick, fool. If you want to see instant transformations, go see one of the magic shows in Las Vegas; if you want to understand evolution, take it as scientists describe it, not as some warped mischaracterization of it.
Has anyone yet explained to the creationists that these things they will consider as proof of evolutionary theory not only are not predicted by evolutionary theory, but in most cases are predicted against ?
As a matter of fact, we can show you that. Tons of genetic experiments have been done on drosophila flies in which their progeny did not have wings, had eyes on their legs, more legs or less legs, etc...
"We all accept the "little -e"."Uh huh. So, you accept evolution unless it is capitalized?
"Show us "Big-E" - horses with wings,zebras from cucumbers, monkey-men."
It's only you and your brain-damaged pals who suggest such things. Those who understand and accept the ToE suggest no such things. All lifeforms on earth share a common ancestory, but none of us proclaims that zebras sprang from cucumbers or man from a monkey.
I agree. Where are teh pegasi, zecumbers, and monkey men? What kind of God would create a world without creatures such as this?
Ok, heres the problem. You are confusing evolution with magic. Evolution is the striving for a creature to fit its environment, not a process that create weird and wonderfull creatures. Magic is your department, so where the hell is our winged horses?
zebras from cucumbers
We're all monkey-men (or monkey-women), as we are of the Family Great Apes/Hominidae.
"We all accept 'adolescence'. Show us 'adult-hood'."
Flaming hell, you are stupid, aren't you? However, speaking of cucumbers, I do have a suggestion about where you can put one...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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