Furthermore, when humans die, their flesh and bones decay and revert back to dust, not apes, proving that humans were created out of dust, not from the wombs of fictitious beasts.
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Wow. What do you even say to someone like this?
I still can't understand how it's more reasonable to think that some supernatural entity created humans from dust, than life slowly changed over time to eventually create the human race. One concept has a lot of evidence to support it. One has diddly-squat.
So, what do the other(non-human) apes revert to? A rotten gorilla or chimpanzee corpse probably looks pretty much the same as a rotten human corpse, with some differences in bone structure and size but pretty much the same chemical composition.
Um, wrong. You are right, flesh and bones become dust.
That, however, has absolutely nothing to do with evolution.
Nuh-uh! There was an episode of CSI not that long ago where they calculated how long some bodies had been in a mass grave based on what kind of apes they had turned into. The bodies lower down had been dead longer, so they had broken down into multiple gibbons. The bodies nearer the top were fresher, so they had reverted to orangutans and gorillas.
Turns out the butler did it.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sooo NOT close!
I hope this is a poe.
Apes are fictitious? I never knew!
Also, this is the most blatant example of ridiculous lack of knowledge I know of.
We return to dust when we die? Maybe that's true if you die in Death Valley, but most humans go through a rather icky phase involving adipocere.
As others have pointed out, 'Heidi' is an alias of Carico: she definitely isn't a Poe.
Which accounts for my lack of faith in humanity these days.
If skydaddy is real: we turn back into dust.
If evolution is real: we are born from apes, live our lives as humans, presumably pay an ape to bear us a child, then die, and revert back into apes?
...
I think there is brain matter leaking out of my ears.
Awwww, man, nothing ever turns out right. I was SO looking forward to becoming a bona fide ape one day, even if its after I die. I know I ain't ever gonna be an angel . . .
when i burn a donut, it reverts to ash. so logically that must mean tim horton's makes their donuts from ashes! furthermore it must mean donuts were the first food in existence, and were created instantly by putting ashes in an oven.
When my Uncle Louie's body was exhumed (a delicate matter best not discussed here), he had, indeed, turned into an ape. It was not a pretty sight, I can assure you.
Furthermore, it takes forever for the human skeleton to actually disintegrate. PLUS.... Rocks also turn to dust due to erosion.
Thus rocks are a divinely created lifeform-
NVM YOU ARE JUST STUPID AS SHIT
GTFO MY INTERTUBEZ
This much concentrated stupidity could collapse in on itself and form a black hole, sucking all intelligence down into oblivion.
I wouldn't want to have sex with her, no matter how hot she is- she would make a good slave to add to my dungeon, though.
What? Pretty sure apes also decay into dust.
On the other hand, a human embryo goes through many stages before becoming human shaped. Many of which resemble other animals, such as pigs, fish, and so forth. Funny that.
Why is this the ONLY post I've seen on here, where people are willing to forgive the poster "if she's hot"?
Is there something about the name Heidi that automatically makes you think she's a hot chick? She didn't say her name was Heidi Klum , after all.
I think he's trying to understand the concept that matter cannot be created or destroyed.
Wait a minute... I can actually understand this guy?
*vehemously edumacates self*
"...humans were created out of dust, not from the wombs of fictitious beasts."
(sorry, I had to.)
BIOCHEMISTRY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
",not from the wombs of fictitious beasts."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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