Today one of the biggest religions in America is sexism. Practically, it's the same as pagan idolatry in its practice of child sacrifice, temple prostitution, and animal worship. It's cruel, unnatural, and mean. Maybe America is becoming Zimbabwe.
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It halfways makes kinda sense if by 'sexism' he means 'reverse sexism' which is what he might call 'feminism'...? (I'm gonna assume male if this is the case; it's just a wee bit of a hunch.)
In that case, 'child sacrifice' evaluates to abortion, 'temple prostitution' evaluates to getting laid in the name of women's lib (since females don't actually want sex, of course, they're only acting like they do in order to further their feminist 'religion') and animal worship....
Ok, I got nothing on the animal worship part.
Get a dictionary and find out what "sexism" really means.
Better yet, get a new brain...the old one is obviously failing rapidly and may completely quit at any time.
1. Methinks "greenhorn" (awesomely appropriate handle) has confused "sexism" with "feminism." For he practices the former.
2. America does have some similarities with Zimbabwe... corrupt, incompetent leaders, spiraling inflation...
3. It's Clownhall, therefore it fails!
Racism combined with a shitload of misogyny, I hope he dies a virgin.
Temple Prostitution allowed men to institutionalize prostitutes with a shield of sanctity, therefore reducing the need to rape.
A few children are killed in pagan religions, today we imprison them to worse conditions. Pot, kettle anyone?
"Sexism" is probably supposed to be a new word for the "ism" of practicing sex for pleasure or something...
I guess the results are supposed to be abortion (or possibly even any contraception for all we know), non-temple prostitution (or maybe consensual sex even without pay), and bestiality (or animal rights movement if the poster is really insane). Unfortunately the word salad displayed does not give me enough evidence to disregard the "really insane" option.
I don't know, some of the worst sexists *are* religious. Remember the polygamous mormon cult they just raided? They did a form of child sacrifice *and* temple prostitution. It *is* cruel and mean. So are a lot of the most fundamental Christian, Islamic and Jewish people too.
People in Zimbabwe do not practice child sacrifice and I don't see anything particularly wrong with temple prostitution. In fact maybe a church brothel would be a good idea, you'd certainly pull in people that wouldn't normally ever attend and you could make certain the escorts were treated well and used protection.
What about stepping on a crack? Everything to these idiots is a religion except Christianity. Maybe we need an organization like the ASPCA to stop us from the cruelty of worshipping the animals? I, myself, don't actually worship them, I'm much too involved at my Alter Of Darwin for that, but I respect them and treat them in a benevolent way. I pet my cat, feed her the good stuff, fresh water always, regular trips to the vet - I don't know why she stays around here with such mean treatment.
With a claim this outrageous and retarded I'm suprised not to find the typical fundie ending.
"Maybe American is becoming Zimbabwe, therefore god exists"
From the Westboro Baptist Church's Web site in Mid 1999:
Actual sexism is already taken by your religion, as you exemplify. Sorry.
Abortion is hardly child sacrifice, because 1. it is being done for practical reasons, not for ritualistic ones and 2. it doesn't involve CHILDREN! No pain is felt by the fetus, no loss is felt by the community, and if we think otherwise, you should be having funeral processions for every miscarriage in this country.
Prostitution is hardly the evil you make it out to be, and the same goes with general promiscuity. You can feel free to keep your Puritanical values, as long as you don't expect everyone else to follow them in order to cater to your insecurities.
And trying to the protect the rights of living, breathing animals that can feel pain just like any other human being is hardly worship.
Oh, and what gives you the gall to say that your religious fanaticism is not was leading to the downfall of this society? Seriously, judge not lest ye be judged...you've leveled your arbitrary, baseless judgments, so now let's see how well you hold up to criticism.
"its practice of child sacrifice, temple prostitution"
You mean like that Mormon group that just got busted?
I am an avid practitioner, rather enthusiastic really.
Oh, sorry, you're talking about sexism. My apologies. I thought you wrote "the biggest religion in America is sex." All that masturbation in my youth is catching up with me.
Uh... hate to break it to you, but that's not "sexism".
And FYI, pagans *DO NOT* sacrifice children, engage in prostitution of *ANY* kind, or ::snrk:: worship animals.
FAIL.
The single biggest religion in merica, Is christianity.
Sexism is not a relgion, Its the silly notion that a man is inherantly superior to a woman in every possible way.
The most incoherent text I've ever read in my life. One, because sexism is an attitude, not a religion(maybe linked to some religions but not a religion per se). Second, those practices have nothing to do with sexism and some Pagans don't even do it(temple prostitution and child sacrifice, to be more precise, are not practiced any longer). Third, what has Zimbabwe have to do with sexism?. If I were to choose a country known for its sexism, I'd choose Saudi Arabia.
Sexism:
If your going to use a word, use it right. I think he was just trying to find an ism for promiscuity.
child sacrifice? = abortion?
America = Zimbabwe? Only if the fundies have their way.
America is becoming Zimbabwe? As in; Britain should really do something about the dumbfuckery?
And please; not sink to greenhorn's level; he does not mean sexism as in what 'sexism' means. He think he's very clever by adding '-sm' to 'sex' to describe "urban moral decay". Poke fun of that, instead.
@Kinderklein: the reason Mugabe hates homosexuals is Cecil Rhodes: British fag.
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