So you don't believe in God and the Bible. But I believe God is more powerful than your Mohamed Obama and Allah. The prediction in the Bible has to do with the end of the world as we know it. Ezekiel talked about jets in his time. You really should read the Bible more you might learn. God and his angels will overthrow report that to your Petty homeland security and give GOD a laugh.
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dpareja, looks like from the topic this guy is calling him "Mohamed Obama" rather than listing three entities.
And Vet, he's not a muslim. Give it up already.
"The prediction in the Bible has to do with the end of the world as we know it"
The predictions in the bible were supposed to be fullfilled during the disciples lifetimes.
"Ezekiel talked about jets in his time. "
The word "jet" is never mentioned in the bible.
[Ezekiel talked about jets in his time.]
Book, chapter and verse please.
[You really should read the Bible more you might learn.]
I have read the bible and I have learned about it. How else would I have become so appalled by it?
Later in the thread he stated also:
Mohamed Obama is part of the Muslim regime responsible for 9 11 so your homeland security is a joke like the FBI. Back when Clinton was president the terrorist responsible for 9 11 were in the united states training to fly planes in front of the FBI. See I can say things like someone needs to take an M 107 and pop Mohamed Obama's head like a pumpkin and there is nothing the gestapo can do. In the united states there is a thing called the constitution that protects American citizens from government rule check it out.
What an utter git.
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poster #941160 said:Ezekiel described some sort of fucked-up wheels with animal faces on them. I don't know what they were, but jets they were NOT...
Perhaps he meant these wheels
*from the Shop Rats bike built by OCC*image
I have a headache. Teh Stoopid just turned it into a migraine...
Fuck you, Vet. Fuck you, your "god" *and* his "angels".
Oh, and *you* might want to re-read your Bible -- Ezekiel, at best, was hallucinating; at worst, he was outright making shit up.
I'm going to bed now, guise, my head fucking hurts.
ETA: @Mudak -- Damn. That's some deep existential shit, there.
Good grief, they are still going on about Obama being a Muslim! Are these
“Ezekiel talked about jets in his time.”
“God and his angels will overthrow report that to your Petty homeland
Real army > imaginary army
So you don't believe in God and the Bible.
The prediction in the Bible has to do with the end of the world as we know it
report that to your Petty homeland security
and give GOD a laugh.
What does Obama have to do with Mohamed or Allah? You still flogging that dead horse?
Your God isn't so powerful that he prevented Obama from being elected, did he?
Did Ezekiel also mention anything about thrust, drag, gravity, and lift? If he had, then I'd be really impressed.
That End of the World, it's taking its time, doesn't it? How many have been sitting around doing nothing, just waiting for that elusive rapture, during 2000 years since Christ died? And how can they think that it's going to happen now, in their lifetime?
By the way, Gestapo was active during WW II. They can do nothing now, that is correct.
Edit: "In the united states there is a thing called the constitution that protects American citizens from government rule check it out."
If the Government is forbidden to rule over the citizens, then what is the point of the Government? Do you know what the word govern means?
But I believe God is more powerful than your Mohamed Obama and Allah
And I believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is more powerful.
And that's about as far as I'm going to go in this celestial pissing contest.
OK, so the point you're making is that you're a nitwit and a jacka**. Got it.
"Ezekiel talked about jets in his time."
I thought Ezekiel was talking about alien spacecraft? At least, that's what the UFOnuts claim. Oh well, that's biblical interpretation for you.
Jets? Reaaaaaaaally? Jets? I love how you say jets like you could do a word search at bible.com for "jets" and come up with a few results.
Oh, but you can't, can you?
"Ezekiel talked about jets in his time."
Where do arbitrary comments like this even come from? They just believe everything someone tells them that they made up? Ironically, this proves that Vet hasn't read his/her Bible very well.
@ Thinking Allowed
"So you don't believe in God and the Bible. But I believe God is more powerful than your Mohamed Obama and Allah."... this was the most pointless, redundant, and nonsensical argument I've read in a week.
This sounds like a bad logic problem to me, given Vets poor reasoning...
Lets put a little perspective on this...
"So you don't believe in God and the Bible. But I believe God..."
STOP right there! We don't care. You are ignorant, arrogant, and just plain stupid. I say again, we really don't care. Also, YOU should read the bible, and try to NOT read what you want into it.
"Ezekiel talked about jets in his time."
Good, so there's a detailed fix for the Boeing 787 Dreamliner battery problem in there then? I'm sure the Boeing engineers would love for you to let them know them the exact solution to the problem.
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