How to deal with the temptation of Lesbianism?
I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men. Now I face that temptation again because of the liberal media. image
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Since when was "lesbianism" a movement? Only that would justify the -ism in its name and it wasn't one the last time I checked.
I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men.
Y! Answers, need we see more?
I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men.
Then you weren't a lesbian.
According to most TV, women must kill their babies and become a lesbian to become "liberated".
Interesting; show us some examples.
"I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men" Ah yes the fabled porn lesbian, the best kind of lesbian according to straight men at least.
You had multiple relationships with men? Then you were not a lesbian, but a bisexual, dearie.
What TV are you watching? I live in "godless", feminist Sweden, and I have NEVER been told by TV that women must kill their babies and become lesbian to become "liberated". Feminism is about equal rights, opportunities and responsibilities.
If you are tempted to have a relationship with a woman, then you're definitely a bisexual.
I don't see pro-gay stuff everywhere; maybe you're having hallucinations? Every time you share this, a homophobe unfriends you. Every time you share this, a homophobic bastard unfriends you.
"I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist."
O RLY? Well, I'm an Atheist man , yet I'm not interested in those of the same gender. Your argument is invalid
...however, there is a way you can prove me wrong: You 'used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist', you say? Pics, or it didn't happen, mm'kay Kay...!
(*unzips *)
>:D X3
Gob, more errors per square inch ever! Lesbians sleeping with men, homosexuality a requirement to be an atheist, tv promotes abortion, feminism is paganism...
I think the most telling point is, "I see pro-gay stuff everywhere now." Of course she does! First sign of mono-mania.
I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men.
Okay, now I'm sure kaykay is just a troll. Nobody is that stupid to think having relations with both men and women is lesbian. Sure, fundies tend to ignore bisexuals but it's usually by glossing over them or denying that they exist. However, they do not do so after specifically mentioning liking both.
@Rob aka Mediancat
I was going to put that quote onto a picture of a cat. Then I got lazy.
Now I face that temptation again because of the liberal media.
No, you face that temptation because you're either a lesbian or at least bisexual. Don't blame your sexual urges on the media. According to fundies the media is full of pro-gay propaganda but yet I never have the urge to fuck other men.
Turning off the TV won't do it anymore. I see pro-gay stuff everywhere now.
It's because you're gay. And kind of reinforces the idea that those who are the most anti-gay are secretly struggling with their true sexuality. Normal people don't see pro-gay propaganda in every TV show, but the anti-gay fundies sure do.
If you had relationships with men, you were not a Lesbian, bisexual, but not Lesbian. And since children are not the product of Lesbian sex, how can they "kill" them?. It makes no fucking sense
I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist.
I has multiple relationships with women and men.
Now I face that temptation again because of the liberal media.
Television promotes feminist ideas like lesbianism and abortion. According to most TV, women must kill their babies and become a lesbian to become "liberated".
That is a lie.
Feminism makes women slaves to lesbianism, paganism and abortion.
How should I deal with this temptation? Turning off the TV won't do it anymore. I see pro-gay stuff everywhere now.
> I has multiple relationships with women and men.
That's not lesbian, that's bi. Thanks for playing, though!
HI used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men.
That doesn't make you a lesbian. You're either bisexual or lying. I'm guessing the latter.
Now I face that temptation again because of the liberal media.
I'm pretty sure your local cable company carries Fox News. That's about as conservative you can get. That way you can avoid liberal media.
According to most TV, women must kill their babies and become a lesbian to become "liberated". That is a lie. Feminism makes women slaves to lesbianism, paganism and abortion.
Apparently you do watch Faux News.
How should I deal with this temptation? Turning off the TV won't do it anymore. I see pro-gay stuff everywhere now.
Just out of curiosity, where do you live?
I drew a picture to help show this situation with visuals.
So I clicked on the link to see the "drawing". Yahoo took down the question. What a shame. I wanted to see if she was as good as my 4 year old nephew.
It's clear you're lying about having been atheist and lesbian (although if you weren't lying, you'd have been bisexual)but I also think you're lying about being a woman. You're a guy who thinks women are so stupid he can manipulate them with obvious sock-puppetry like this.
But just to play along, if you're not a lesbian or bisexual, there is no "temptation" for homosexuality, because to a straight person, it simply does not appeal. And nobody encourages women to kill babies or have abortion. They're two different things.
Patently you has no relationship with grammar.
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Uhm. So you're a bisexual? Assuming this is for real... If you're jonesin' for some pussy, that's natural. You can't blame TV for everything.
Really, which is worse, lesbianism or abortions? A lesbian is extremely unlikely to have any abortions. So if a woman wanted to avoid unwanted pregnancy then only having sex with women would be a pretty good idea.
Okay, I-I am honestly curious as to what their drawing was...
Funny, I've been an atheist for five years, and I haven't had any abortions or become a lesbian. Maybe that has more to do with my being a man than anything else, but still, Kaykay seems to overestimate the virulence of homosexuality.
"I has multiple relationships with women and men."
So actually, you're bisexual and were suffering from hypersexual disorder? That's a shame, I hear that can be a very painful thing for people to suffer through.
"According to most TV, women must kill their babies and become a lesbian to become "liberated"."
Please list the TV shows that promote this message.
Just give in, man. You love who you love, and as long as animals/children aren't involved and no one's hurt, you'll be fine.
Also, I've never seen this propaganda about how the only way to be liberated is being a lesbian outside of Tumblr.
"How to deal with the temptation of Lesbianism?"
Well, according to Oscar Wilde (who knew a thing or two about homosexual temptation), "the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
"I used to be a lesbian when I was an Atheist. I has multiple relationships with women and men. Now I face that temptation again because of the liberal media."
That's bisexuality, Twittwit, not lesbianism.
"Television promotes feminist ideas like lesbianism and abortion. According to most TV, women must kill their babies and become a lesbian to become "liberated". That is a lie. Feminism makes women slaves to lesbianism, paganism and abortion."
Do you need some more straw?
"How should I deal with this temptation? Turning off the TV won't do it anymore. I see pro-gay stuff everywhere now."
If you're for real/not a fundie sockpuppet lying for Christ/not just attention-whoring? Get over yourself, realize that fundyism makes zero sense, and go find yourself a girlfriend, or at least download some porn and schlick a few times until you feel better. You sure sound like you really need it . :P
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