Atheists are not true Americans, and I don't think they have souls. Hedonism is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind they're a threat to our faith, and children.
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Fundies are not true Americans, and I don't think they have brains. Idiocy is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind they're a threat to our sanity, and children.
Yeah, maybe a bit too easy to fix...
Atheists are not true Americans,
Yes, we are ... well, those of us who are Americans. Anyway, suck it hard.
[Atheists are not true Americans,]
People like you are not true Americans.
[Hedonism is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind]
Wrong, many athiests and agnostics are kind people. They do good because they feel like its the right thing to do, as opposed to you who only does god to get brownie points from Jesus.
[they're a threat to our faith, and children.]
I don't give a damn what faith you are or what you teach your children, just don't shove it down our throats.
"I don't think"
That's your problem.
We agree! I don't think atheists have souls either. Of course, I don't think anyone has a soul.
Your faith must be quite weak if the hedonism of others threatens it.
Of course I'm a true USAican!
WATCH THIS!
*shoots femaleavatar with a shotgun*
SEE HOW AMERICAN THAT WAS?!?
I'M EVEN WEARING A T-SHIRT MADE IN SOME POOR THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY!
"Hedonism is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind"
That's odd because a quick survey of myself and the one other atheist I know personally reveals that, in fact, coolness and not being able to drive is prevalent.
"they're a threat to our faith"
Hopefully.
"and children."
No, the only threats to your children are you, pedophiles, large predators, Nigerian scammers, goatse, your silly religion, and Islamic Extremists.
And Microsoft.
(grigadil)
*raises hand*
I am such a person. Then again, I have too much intelligence to be a fundie, and also too much taste in MMO games to get anywhere near World of Warcrack, so don't lump me in with Femaleavatar, mmmkay?
[Atheists are not true Americans...]
Separation of church and state.
[...I don't think they have souls.]
You are entitled to your opinion.
[Hedonism is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind]
Care to provide a citation?
[...they're a threat to our faith, and children.]
HOW? Be specific.
No atheists don't have souls, neither does anybody else because souls are imaginary, just like your god.
And if I don't have a soul, that means I don't have to worry about being sent to Hell by your god even if he does exist. So I can do whatever I want.
And as it happens, what I want to do is improve the world and have fun.
And I agree that I'm not a "true American" seeing as I'm a proud Canadian.
Yes, yes, OH YES !?!!... More chocolate, more wine !
Don't hate, participate !
I may not have a soul but I have more brains. I also have a passport that says I'm an American.
Hedonism in moderation is necessary for a healthy lifestyle.
What were we arguing about again?
@ Rat of Steel , an implied apology is offered for the implied slur.
If you use "whilst" though, I'm gonna disown your ass.
Muahahahaha! Hold tight to your faith and children, I give you three nights to guess my name or your first son is mine!
What are the they so worried about? The threat that their children might actually get to hear the other side of their arguments? Or that they'll read something so indesputable they won't find an answer in the Bible? If your faith is so feeble you can't even listen to counter beliefs for fear of possibly doubting it's facticity, the problem ain't laying with the athiests. Unless we're so demure and seductive poor thiests can't help but listen to the demons of logic...
Wow, we rule! Let's all band together and buy a big, gothic castle to lurk about in while scheme new ways to waste our lives by plotting against Christians.
The real threat to your children? It's not atheists, muslims, jews, or us oh-so-evil pagans... not even the SATANISTS FFS! It's YOUR FAITH that's the real threat!
If I, as an atheist, have no soul, then that means I can't go to Hell. So stop trying to tell us we're headed there.
Edit: Ohh, anti-nonsense beat me to it. Phooey.
"I don't think they have souls."
Not in the sense of an eternally living little worm or pile of of smoke or whatever you guys think a soul is, no.
And you don't have one either.
Strangely, the disbelief in a soul has not made atheists into what you so fear. Unless you think that having regard for the well-being of others, supporting civil liberties and being able to choose what is right for yourself to be "hedonistic"...
@Grigadil
> If you use "whilst" though, I'm gonna disown your ass.
And as for the inevitable mistakes which surround "whence" or "thence"... oh, well, I suppose they're inevitable.
they're a threat to our faith
Pretty weak in the faith, there, ain'tcha?
"Atheists are not true Americans, and I don't think they have souls"
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Neither are you, nor do you.
Wait, we're abundant in hedonism? Where the hell was my invitation to the last orgy, then? Dammit, I'd order two hobos to kill each other for my amusement to get my hands on some of that there hedonism!
I have to admit, you've got me there. I'm not American.
Of course, my non-American status has fuckall to do with the fact that I'm an atheist and a lot to do with the fact that I wasn't born American, but never mind. You've still got me there.
What's so terrifying about the pursuit of pleasure?
If the fact that there are people who don't share your faith is a threat to your faith, then I guess the case is hopeless.
Atheists [...] I don't think they have souls.
Interesting ... so once an Atheist makes a mental model in his brain (called "faith"), altering the chemistry of some neuron connections in another fashion than before, suddenly a soul appears magically in his head? Interesting thing, this "soul", isn't it?
"Femaleavatar", on one point I agree: Atheists are a threat to your faith. Because we show daily that your "faith" is not necessary to lead a good, ethical life full of joy and happiness. Annoying, isn't it?
"Atheists are not true Americans, and I don't think they have souls."
I'm British, and I'm not Maru or Moro from the manga by CLAMP "xxxHOLiC", so I'm alright then.
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"Hedonism is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind they're a threat to our faith, and children."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn
Look, I know homeopathy is a load of horse-hockey, but a religion based on such? And that it poses a threat ? You're really reaching there, pal!
[/smartarse II]
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“Atheists are not true Americans,”
“and I don't think they have souls.”
“Hedonism is terrifyingly abundant amongst their kind”
“they're a threat to our faith, and children.”
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