I just wish the atheists would attack all religions rather than just predominantly Christianity. They betray themselves as really being anti-Christian rather than atheist in its purest sense.
Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
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[I just wish the atheists would attack all religions rather than just predominantly Christianity. ]
I wish the christians would attack all beliefs rather than just atheists/agnostics.
[Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life." ]
Allah and Jehovah are the same god. And if Islam were the dominate religion, they probably would.
They would if they were in a society like Iran, but in the USA most religious people are Christians who shove religion down peoples throats...
... Although putting up a sign like that in Iran would take guts of steel.
Edit: @Thejebusfire
But they do attack other beliefs, they will attack any belief that even partially differs from their mindset.
"I just wish the atheists would attack all religions rather than just predominantly Christianity."
Most Americans are Christians, so most atheists in America have a tendency to oppose a Christian theocracy. We don't have the same Islamic issue that Europe has, you see. If America were predominantly Muslim, things would be different.
"Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.""
Allah MEANS God, you dumbfuck. When they referred to "God", they meant ANY supernatural creator(s).
>>Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
There most certainly is no Allah. Now stop wasting our time and go fuck yourself.
The reason why it seems like atheists attack only christianity is because christianity is the predominant religion in the west. There's no point putting up a sign saying "Allah doesn't exist" in a nation that is 85% christian. It doesn't have the same impact. Rest assured, though, that atheists and agnostics don't believe in Allah, either. If there were more Muslims here, it might be more of an issue.
I'm an awooist
I reject all incredible claims, gods (that include ALL religions, not just christianity), ghosts, fairies, elves, witches, alien abductions and so forth. Anything that's woo goes on that list!
He needs to come here and see what FSTDT users say when stories about Islam and Islamic quotes come up.
Of course, that would involve having him *here*...*shudders*.
Theres nothing betraying about my atheism, of course I am anti-christian. Anti YOUR christianity, that is.
Why?
because you play word games for one, like trying to make it seem like I ONLY pick on your religion and not others. WRONG. I mock every religion equally. Just because you are scarred shitless of Muslims doesnt mean the atheists are. You are "projecting" again. and it doesnt look good.
In fact, go over to my website at www.jesuschristarcade.com and you will see that I am RUTHLESSLY mocking Mohammad and Allah along with your fucked up Jesus. I have been doing this since 2003..and its called having balls to stand publicly behind your convictions. Unlike you, who feels the need to have the US government have to "mandate" your faith so you can get some courage.
So, to prove you wrong one more time.. "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
Besides, why are you complaining..you dont believe in Allah anyways..punk.
"I just wish the atheists would attack all religions rather than just predominantly Christianity."
I don't attack anybody...unless they get in my face with stupid ideas about a sky wizard.
"Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
Hey I was in the Asian supermarket earlier and not a single person mentioned Allah.
I don't go around attacking people, you moron. That's a good way to get arrested.
Oh, you mean attacking belief? Don't worry, I'm an equal opportunity arguer.
(ozznova)
"Hey, I'd approve of this. Maybe atheists should do it in Saudi Ara *gets arrested by the Ministry of Vice and Virtue* "
All right, who the hell let Candlejack into this thr
Islam is every bit as insane, juvenile, bigoted, and ass-backward as Christianity and every other bullshit religion that people have blindly believed in. There ya go ^_^
The signs said "There's probably no God".
That covers all Gods, including all forms of the God of Abraham as far as I can tell.
Fundamentalist Christians bug the crap out of me. Why? Because I was one. There's a solution, then: don't raise Christians!
Yeah, other religions bug me, but Christians tend to be the most mouthy, whiny group.
Potentare Argyros wrote:
There's no Allah, and Muhammad was a child fucking asshole
If you must believe in any of this tosh I think the reasonable view is that Mary would have been about twelve when she bore Jesus, that was about the average age for having your first child at that time and in that culture. Christians don't have much cause to get upset about this one ;-)
@ TheReligiousCommie
... Although putting up a sign like that in Iran would take guts of steel.
It may well take guts out onto the ground.
"What will it be now, entrails in...or out?"_______Hannibal Lecter
1. They're using the Christian god as an example because Christianity is the majority religion. This logic is apparently lost on you.
2. Why would atheists want to attack other religions? You Christians tend to do a pretty good job of that on your own.
TheReligiousCommie-That is true. But for the most part they attack athiests, agnostics, pagans, and muslims, and then they get mad when someone else cracks a Jesus joke.
He's got something of a point. After the Danish cartoon furore, I can see a lot of people being afraid to criticise Islam too heavily.
However, I do not (anymore) believe that it applies to FSTDT, which isn't an atheist board anyway. It is quite happy to put up fundie Islamic comments and situations as much as Christian ones - the Islamic quotes simply tend not to be written in English.
Kazbos persecution complex is so large it is almost tangible through the internet.
Just because the only time you hear about atheists is when they are insulting you does not mean they are not against all religions.
Oh and because I know some atheists are very tolerant, the correct term for those who "attack" religions is Anti-Theist.
'Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life." '
If Muslims were trying to make my country into a Muslim theocracy? You bet your sweet ass I would. Currently, it's Christians trying to make it a Christian theocracy, so the sign stands.
The Qur'an is a piece of shit book starring the adventures of a child molesting douchebag and his blood god. A better (and definitely holier) book could be made by cutting and pasting words from a Hustler magazine anthology to a wall and throwing darts.
(I'm agnostic, so I'm not sure this counts.)
Christians are stupid worshippers of a genocidal maniac who supported offering one's children for sexual favors (Lot in the story of Sodom), Muslims are stupid worshippers of a genocidal maniac with a pedophile for a prophet (Muhammed).
They're actually pretty similar when it comes down to it.
Allah is simply the Arabic word for God.
"There probably is no Gott. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
"There probably is no Dieu. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
"There probably is no Duw. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
"There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
"There probably is no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
All those sentences say the exact same thing, just using different languages for the word God.
"Would they had the guts to put up banners that say "There probably is no Allah. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life."
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Ask any Professor of Theology. They'll tell you that the Hebrew 'Elohim' (as Jews refer to him), Judeo-Christian 'God' ('Jehovah', 'Yahweh', 'YHWH' etc) and Islamic 'Allah' are all one and the same. Why do you think they're all referred to as the Abrahamic religions?
PROTIP: The Church of Malta is one of the oldest established Christian churches (next to the Coptic Church in Egypt) that still exists to this day. They refer to God as 'Allah'.
Thus have the British Humanist Association - via said bus advert slogan (even including the word 'Probably', so as to conform to Advertising Standards Authority regulations*) - covered all the bases. Next question.
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*- As in the Carlsberg advert slogan: 'Probably the best lager in the world'
Doesn't Christian Arabs refer to God/Yahweh/Allah as Allah, when they speak Arabic?
No dearie, Arab does not equal Muslim, necessarily.
We atheists in the western world are mostly attacked by Christian fundies, that's why it seems like we are predominantly "attacking" Christianity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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