Only in the retarded U.S.A. are women put in charge of armies. It is unbiblical for women to lead men in any capacity. In the real world that doesn't work.
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...."Tell thet tew Miz. DEB-O-RAH!"
And I wouldn't want to P.O. an angry human-extraterrestrial Space-Scot. He'd would blast anybody with that Percussive Cannon of his!
Unless you happen to be a Rathtar....
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....I wouldn't want to mess with either these guys....
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....or these guys....
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....Otherwise....
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...."YEW ARR A DEAD MAAN!"
I like that scene but I do have a big quibble with the fact that it's such a wasted opportunity. I wanted to see those guys fight, man! I want to see Han fight these two gangs for several minutes....THEN have Rey accidentally let the stupid Rathtars loose!
HAN SOLO & CHEWBACCA
VS.
AN ANGRY YOUNG PUNK-SCOTSMAN WITH A SMALL ARMY OF DEADPOOLS AND A HORDE OF SPACE-MALAYSIAN HUMAN-KLINGON DUDES!
But nooooo....we get "Befuddled but badass-yet-out-of-his-element old guy and thugs menaced by giant tentacled killer meatballs of death!.....WHAT A WASTED OPPORTUNITY, ABRAMS!
At least Bala-Tik survived....possibly (unless he was eaten after he radioed the First Order)....
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....I like that guy! Love the Scottish accent! He's also a youngster who's kinda hot in a weird, grungy way....
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....Granted; He probably doesn't bathe and most-likely a Death-Stick addiction....
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(Weird kid with antennae tries to sell young Obi-Wan those stupid things, only to be Jedi-Mind-Tricked into 'rethinking his life')
....But if hard-core bad-boys are your thing, he might be fun for a one-night-stand. *rooowwwwlll*
Fictional anti-Death-Stick PSA poster....
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Bala-Tik's appearance....
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....I wouldn't be surprised if he was "Trainspotting - IN SPAAACE!"....with some "Bounty Hunter" thrown in the mix.
(Apologies to the good people of that lovely land of Scotland. You're a cool bunch of Brits. I know your not all junkies, brutes and 'Fat Bastard' and your accents and kilts are really neat)
You know who else was Scottish?....
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....ROGER WATER'S MOM (He got her looks, too! *Eek* He's also the baby in the photo)!
Making this sexy daemon....
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....Part Scot! Don't mess with a Scottish daemon!
I also wanted an excuse to post more Pink Floyd. My babies have been neglected!
FINALLY....
Bible God is called YHVH....YOD HEH VAV HEH....Both HEHs are Feminine!
YOD - The Father
HEH - The Mother
VAV - The Son
HEH - The Daughter
....In a nutshell; BIBLE-GOD IS BOTH MOTHER AND FATHER!....HUMANS, MALE & FEMALE, ARE MADE IN THIS BEINGS IMAGE!....
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....GOD IS A MOTHER, TOO! FEMALE & MALE ARE EQUAL! SUCK IT, D.J!
Again; My Bala-Tik-infused point is this....
....WHAT ABOUT DEBORAH, DAAAAVVVE?!!!!!
