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Once upon a time in a magical land, long long ago, inanimate matter with no genetic information turned into a living organism, complete with a complex system of DNA, with genetic code that could fill over 1,000 pages! The complex system of DNA got coded all by itself, by some unknown, unprovable process! This first, random, living organism is far too complex for humans to replicate, but it all happened accidentally! We have no proof that this has ever happened, of course, despite all of our scientific research. Then, the single celled organism turned into a more complex multi-celled organism, magically, by adding even MORE complex genetic code to itself randomly! We have no proof that this could ever happen either, despite all of the research we do on single-celled organisms, since no single-celled organism has reproduced into anything more than a single-celled organism. Now, plants and animals are constantly adding new, complex code to themselves magically, and so fish turn into monkeys, lizards transform into birds, and cows magically morph into whales in the enchanted land called Earth! We have no proof of any of this, but let's teach it to children in public schools and universities using everyone's tax dollars!

Yes, that sounds like science to me.

And yes, religions tend to have an element of belief to them, especially the religion of evolution.

"The religion of evolution: 50% unprovable belief, 50% disprovable lies."™

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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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