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Once upon a time in a magical land, long long ago, inanimate matter with no genetic information turned into a living organism, complete with a complex system of DNA, with genetic code that could fill over 1,000 pages! The complex system of DNA got coded all by itself, by some unknown, unprovable process! This first, random, living organism is far too complex for humans to replicate, but it all happened accidentally! We have no proof that this has ever happened, of course, despite all of our scientific research. Then, the single celled organism turned into a more complex multi-celled organism, magically, by adding even MORE complex genetic code to itself randomly! We have no proof that this could ever happen either, despite all of the research we do on single-celled organisms, since no single-celled organism has reproduced into anything more than a single-celled organism. Now, plants and animals are constantly adding new, complex code to themselves magically, and so fish turn into monkeys, lizards transform into birds, and cows magically morph into whales in the enchanted land called Earth! We have no proof of any of this, but let's teach it to children in public schools and universities using everyone's tax dollars!

Yes, that sounds like science to me.

And yes, religions tend to have an element of belief to them, especially the religion of evolution.

"The religion of evolution: 50% unprovable belief, 50% disprovable lies."

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If you are an evolutionist atheist, eating anything that was living is a form of cannibalism. You believe that descendants of animals and even plants could be people someday. To avoid becoming a cannibal, you should adhere to a strict diet of milk and cheese, and make sure there are no signs of living organisms in either. Hmm... On second thought... atheists shouldn’t think cannibalism is wrong, because to them, right and wrong don’t exist.

Side note: Society accepts and embraces eating meat, so can somebody tell us why so many atheists are vegetarians because they think eating meat is wrong? What makes it wrong?

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To be an evolutionist/atheist, you must have faith in and defend the "Big Bang" story, no matter how impossible that event may be. Evolutionists claim to believe that the entire Universe originated when a tiny, spinning, infinitely dense magic ball of matter exploded. They have no proof of this event, no evidence suggesting it, no witnesses, and they haven't developed a plausible theory of where this matter came from, of course... but it's an intriguing fiction nonetheless.

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Quick questions for any evolutionist/atheists out there:

1) So... fish just sprout legs out of convenience, huh? Sounds like some kind of crazy Harry Potter movie. I wonder how many generations of fish flopping up onto land and dying it took before they decided to sprout legs and grow lungs. I bet that if such a transformation did occur, the intermediary species would be quite hindered, having half-grown legs that impeded its ability to swim while not being able to walk yet.

2) At what point did the fish (that sprouted legs and grew lungs) give birth to a mammal? I bet that really freaked out the mother when she realized there was no way to nurse them. Of course there's no fossil evidence for such an intermediary creature, but imagination can be fun

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Evolution is an interesting religion that doesn't always abide to the laws of science and math, but has many ardent evangelists nonetheless. Of course there is not a single scientific fact to prove that evolution actually occurs, but many large organizations are made up of evolutionists, which include many news media outlets and many public school boards. This particular religion is quite interesting because unlike other more mainstream religions such as Judaism, Islam, or Christianity, the religion of evolution has no rewards for following, and seeks to maintain a lack of the existence of God, Love, Heaven, or an afterlife! These things would seem to deter any and all potential followers, but somehow it has become more common in the last century. This phenomenon is worthy of study indeed.

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Reasons People are Atheists:

Pride. Some people are atheists because they feel too much pride. Acknowledging God exists would mean that they are no longer the smartest being in the Universe, and that might shock their system if they have placed themselves on a pedestal of superiority. It’s also possible that belief in a higher power seems too cheesy for them, and they think are above “the people that need it.”

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To believe in evolution, you must believe that your family tree includes monkeys, fish, and rocks. Many evolutionists believed that after Earth randomly formed by itself out of nothing, it rained on rocks for millions/billions of years, which somehow caused inanimate matter to give birth to a single-celled organism. Other evolutionists believe the top of their family tree is nitrogen, and still others, water! They still are not quite sure what to believe!

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So, dinosaurs evolved into birds, huh? Interesting that dinosaurs had big legs and small arms, whereas birds have big wings and tiny legs. Also of note is the fact that birds were designed to have very quick movements for flight, with light bone structures and amazing eyesight. Lizards and dinosaurs are/were quite the opposite.

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Requirements of Atheism:

1) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the year. 2007 years since what? The birth of Jesus of course. You should consider the year something like 2,478,256,972, to acknowledge when the rock (or other unknown, unspecified inanimate matter) gave birth to the paramecium (or other unknown, unspecified single-celled organism) in the magic soup that nobody can prove existed.

2) If you are an atheist, you should not celebrate New Year’s Eve. Again, it is an acknowledgment of the length of time that has passed since the birth of Jesus.

3) If you are an atheist, you should not use the word “love.” Since God is love, you should not use this term to describe how you feel about people or pets, since you do not believe it exists. Use a term like “have positive chemical reactions when near,” or other atheism-compliant descriptive terms.