A Chicken and an Egg are in bed, enjoying a post-coital cigarette.
The Egg says 'Well, I guess that answers that question, then.'
(Joke taken from the Rosetta Stone) X3
Nothing like a big Cock to get you up in the morning!
You'll need plenty of energy via Protein to Choke the Chicken: to obtain more Protein!
That chicken is a baseball player: When it gets to home base, it hits fowl balls!
Why isn't that chicken wearing underpants? Because - unlike those men - it's pecker is on it's face!
What's the difference between a chicken and meat? If you beat the chicken, it'll die.
Moral: The jokes just write themselves, really!
There is the axiom in P.R. 'There is no such thing as bad publicity'.
But when your own outcome blows up in your own face...!
(See what I mean about the axiom II 'The jokes just write themselves'?!)