Mr Max Ratt #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson is really Hollywood Legend Gene Hackman playing a role NO JOKE!!

Phil Robertson is not an ignorant hick. He is Hollywood Acting Legend Gene Hackman playing a divisive role as a bible thumping, right leaning, duck call manufacturing, wealthy swamp dweller with an intolerance for gay ppl and so called liberals. And the TV Worshiping Moronic American Public just gobbles down this ridiculous story whole! The Brain Dead American Sheeple don't even bother to chew their Propaganda anymore. They just swallow this nonsense whole!

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